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Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

Quantum of Phallus posted:

Trips is wiping the floor with Tiny Con this year and it’s not even close. It’s gonna pain me to vote for the King of Kings as booker of the year on my WOR ballot this year but I cannot tell a lie.

drat he was so right

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lomzus
Mar 18, 2009
Multi year contract

https://twitter.com/WONF4W/status/1728695835385295321

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?
On one hand, it feels strange to be gawking at some guy hoping he'll ruin his professional life from moment 0, on the other hand I'm gonna bet he doesn't make it to night 2 of 'mania. I really wish he'd be in a Saudi show, but the ones in the first half of the year are inconsistent and will probably be after wrestlemania.

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

setting up for some huge funny exigencies of having that man around. i'm going to tease my friend about it. probably 10 months from now. he always loves cm punk and he's a huge talker

Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004

Looks like WWE put their loving money where their mouth is. :smuggo:

Suplex Liberace
Jan 18, 2012



to all the losers and the anti punk haters out there

:fella:

blunt
Jul 7, 2005

Is the rear end video still on WWE.com?

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

How many of those years will he spend injured?

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

Suplex Liberace posted:

to all the losers and the anti punk haters out there

:fella:

lmao i never noticed how hosed this smilie is in dark mode

A Fancy Hat
Nov 18, 2016

Always remember that the former President was dumber than the dumbest person you've ever met by a wide margin

MorningMoon posted:

On one hand, it feels strange to be gawking at some guy hoping he'll ruin his professional life from moment 0, on the other hand I'm gonna bet he doesn't make it to night 2 of 'mania. I really wish he'd be in a Saudi show, but the ones in the first half of the year are inconsistent and will probably be after wrestlemania.

It’s objectively funny because Punk took the moral high ground for so long and now will either never mention it again or will act like he’s “changing the culture” at WWE while he does a stage dive in Saudi Arabia.

If he just said “I’m in it for the money” you couldn’t fault him, he’s a landlord and needs his money.

Suplex Liberace
Jan 18, 2012



Alaois posted:

lmao i never noticed how hosed this smilie is in dark mode

thats why its one of my faves

Suplex Liberace
Jan 18, 2012



blunt posted:

Is the rear end video still on WWE.com?

someone archive this before its destroyed

Lucifunk
Nov 11, 2005

Most of WWE is action figure giants, and I can't wait for someone to post a GTS. He almost accordianed trying it with Joe before he got pissy again and got fired.

History Comes Inside!
Nov 20, 2004




Lucifunk posted:

Most of WWE is action figure giants, and I can't wait for someone to post a GTS. He almost accordianed trying it with Joe before he got pissy again and got fired.

Having not watched WWE for years has really hosed up my perception of scale in wrestling, and now all their referees look like teeny tiny guys because I assume the wrestlers are all regular size people

NienNunb
Feb 15, 2012

Punk is so cool, happy for him.

JUNGLE BOY
Sep 23, 2019

https://x.com/IsThisWrestling/status/1728630700667175196?s=20

hands down the funniest moment of the press conference last night

Pylons
Mar 16, 2009

Can't believe he's trashing the Nightmare Factory like that.

Alan_Shore
Dec 2, 2004

As a huge fan of Punk and someone who loved everything he did in AEW, I've lost all respect for him.

loving hypocrite. Crawled back to the Fed after it almost killed him, fired him on his wedding day, sued him into the ground, and made it clear he would never be the star he should have been. After he repeatedly insulted it on AEW for being poo poo. What an absolute phony.

And now we have HHH saying Daniel Bryan, a guy who Hunter isn't fit to lace his boots, didn't train Jade right. Garbage place for garbage

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

Wrestling is so exciting again

The_Rob
Feb 1, 2007

Blah blah blah blah!!
I can’t wait until Punk tries to do another Buckshot Lariat to be cheeky and then gets injured again.

Erin M. Fiasco
Mar 21, 2013

Nothing's better than postin' in the morning!



Suplex Liberace posted:

someone archive this before its destroyed

https://www.wwe.com/videos/cm-punk-at-royal-rumble-2014

it's over

Maduo
Sep 8, 2006

You see all the colors.
All of them.


I want to believe that was explicitly part of his contract

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012


no...

NO

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

Maduo posted:

I want to believe that was explicitly part of his contract

it’s why he re-signed

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


Which show is going to become the CM Punk Quarantine Island? I hope it's Main Event

Suplex Liberace
Jan 18, 2012



https://youtu.be/FGbkurdziFg?si=gzQRzWkEi6bndoR-

Gavok
Oct 10, 2005

Brock! Oh, man, I'm sorry about your...

...tooth?


It's too bad we're several months too late to see Punk send Dolph Ziggler home.

Erin M. Fiasco
Mar 21, 2013

Nothing's better than postin' in the morning!



Alaois posted:

no...

NO

Mad at myself for not ripping it and uploading it while I had the chance.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=31EAOmQK1ts

This version exists, though.

Pylons
Mar 16, 2009

projecthalaxy posted:

Which show is going to become the CM Punk Quarantine Island? I hope it's Main Event

Why do you think Kevin Owens got moved to Smackdown?

Grendels Dad
Mar 5, 2011

Popular culture has passed you by.
Footage of Seth Rollins and CM Punk rehearsing their first backstage scene.

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


Unfortunately, we have to wait until Crown Jewel in May 2024 for the absolute funniest thing to happen, but I'm sure he'll think of something for the interim. We can bring back the UP NORTH promo!

The REAL Goobusters
Apr 25, 2008
Yeah cm punk either makes it to wrestlemania and gets injured there or just doesn’t make it to wrestlemania period.

Eat My Fuc
May 29, 2007

HHH is a maestro

Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004

Reportedly Punk's working a "limited" schedule, so I wouldn't be surprised if he got it in his deal to not have to work the Saudi shows.

Or maybe he will! Anything can happen in WWE!

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



Pylons posted:

Can't believe he's trashing the Nightmare Factory like that.

Especially since it's come out that she's still training there

TheWorstAmy
Nov 27, 2009

I'm a stupid Twitch streamer

Eat My Fuc posted:

Punk vs Miz in a suck my blood money covered dick match

Blood Money-Covered Dick on a Pole match

Pope Corky the IX
Dec 18, 2006

What are you looking at?
Someone should post the turd video.

Shard
Jul 30, 2005

So are yall going to start watching more wwe now that punk is there? Im sure there will be a jump in ratings at least at first

Pope Corky the IX
Dec 18, 2006

What are you looking at?
Turd is the Word

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Pope Corky the IX
Dec 18, 2006

What are you looking at?
Don’t you know about the TURD TURD TA TA TA TURD

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