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By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


ante posted:

Different ratios of blue and red do different things to different plants - Making them taller, or more leggy, or that kind of thing, but there isn't like, some sort of database out there telling you exactly what mixtures.

Yet.


Come to think of it there's probably plenty of demand for research on the MJ growing market.

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Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009



ante posted:

Different ratios of blue and red do different things to different plants - Making them taller, or more leggy, or that kind of thing, but there isn't like, some sort of database out there telling you exactly what mixtures.

I'll pass on making my plants more leggy. I don't need any triffids in my house.

yoloer420
May 19, 2006

ante posted:

What colour are you expecting to need?
Most plants need some combination of red and blue. That's why you see those pink grow lights, it's that combination. White light does the same thing, because plants don't absorb the green, they bounce it back. That's why they appear green.

Different ratios of blue and red do different things to different plants - Making them taller, or more leggy, or that kind of thing, but there isn't like, some sort of database out there telling you exactly what mixtures.

No idea what colour I need. I just kind of expected it'd be some wavelength that wouldn't be produced by most LEDs. It's good to know that it is pretty standard and easy for them to include the right LEDs though.

No idea what ratio I'd need either. I just want my seedlings to grow indoors so I can get a head start on growing seasons.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


What about pod people? Plenty of them could benefit from more legginess.:pervert:

ante
Apr 9, 2005

SUNSHINE AND RAINBOWS

By popular demand posted:

Yet.


Come to think of it there's probably plenty of demand for research on the MJ growing market.

I think the weed market is the only serious research on this at all tbh

This is a rabbithole I went down last year, and it was incredibly hard to find anything that wasn't weed related

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Sprouts and micro greens are also an illuminated growing market.

cyberia
Jun 24, 2011

Do not call me that!
Snuffles was my slave name.
You shall now call me Snowball; because my fur is pretty and white.

yoloer420 posted:

No idea what colour I need. I just kind of expected it'd be some wavelength that wouldn't be produced by most LEDs. It's good to know that it is pretty standard and easy for them to include the right LEDs though.

No idea what ratio I'd need either. I just want my seedlings to grow indoors so I can get a head start on growing seasons.

You can buy indoor grow kits for herbs and small plants from Amazon, probably even from your local hardware store. Something like this:

https://www.amazon.com.au/dp/B08DLMRKHM

Prices vary from $30 - $300 but you can probably get the cheapest one and your plants will do fine.

This website has some simple info about the best lights for seedlings, too (tl;dr is they need blue-green light and the stronger the light, the better).

ante
Apr 9, 2005

SUNSHINE AND RAINBOWS
Also worth noting that those aquaponic gardens have mostly white LEDs so that they are aesthetically pleasing, with some extra red/blue ones in there to boost that part of the spectrum

busalover
Sep 12, 2020
I've seen people grow weed using simple LED lights from IKEA.

LIterallyABikeshop
Nov 13, 2023

cyberia posted:

You can buy indoor grow kits for herbs and small plants from Amazon, probably even from your local hardware store. Something like this:

https://www.amazon.com.au/dp/B08DLMRKHM

Prices vary from $30 - $300 but you can probably get the cheapest one and your plants will do fine.

This website has some simple info about the best lights for seedlings, too (tl;dr is they need blue-green light and the stronger the light, the better).

I used one of these amazon pod kits to grow a shitload of basil at home and it was pretty cool... but it takes up space youll probably want to get back unless you have a big house with extra room

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

light color and its effects on plants varies wildly depending on species and wavelength. A full spectrum light isn't expensive. These grow strips will work fine for anything that isn't a cactus:

https://www.aliexpress.us/item/3256805538154964.html

Top-shelf grow poo poo uses Samsung LM301B/LM301H LEDs. You can search anywhere, including aliexpress, by led model. For example:

https://www.aliexpress.us/item/3256805231348513.html
https://www.aliexpress.us/item/3256803119138818.html

Dang It Bhabhi! fucked around with this message at 08:01 on Dec 5, 2023

Talorat
Sep 18, 2007

Hahaha! Aw come on, I can't tell you everything right away! That would make for a boring story, don't you think?
I wonder if one of those would work like a happy light too, since it’s wide spectrum. Could help my office plants and me at the same time.

SubNat
Nov 27, 2008

busalover posted:

I've seen people grow weed using simple LED lights from IKEA.

Yeah, I grew a lemon seed into a 60cmish little tree using a single 1200lm led bulb from Ikea, once.
Samme with some sugar peas indoors, though with multiple.

You just need to go a lot stronger than what people usually do with lighting.

His Divine Shadow
Aug 7, 2000

I'm not a fascist. I'm a priest. Fascists dress up in black and tell people what to do.
Well I gave up on aliexpress, turned to alibaba instead, now I have ordered 200pcs of these. I'll buy wire locally and make my own sets.


Of course given shipping times this will be a project for christmas 2024.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


His Divine Shadow posted:

Well I gave up on aliexpress, turned to alibaba instead, now I have ordered 200pcs of these. I'll buy wire locally and make my own sets.


Of course given shipping times this will be a project for christmas 2024.

Clark Griswold spotted

His Divine Shadow
Aug 7, 2000

I'm not a fascist. I'm a priest. Fascists dress up in black and tell people what to do.
Just call me Sparky

DashingGentleman
Nov 10, 2009

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Two words I had to google twice in order to believe they actually (also) meant what they meant: calculus and gamergate.

slave to my cravings
Mar 1, 2007

Got my mind on doritos and doritos on my mind.
All the teeth stuff on aliexpress is gross as poo poo lol

Killingyouguy!
Sep 8, 2014


Me when I graduated Grade 12

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS
Oct 3, 2003

What do you think it means, bitch?


Well this all seems in ord-

mystes
May 31, 2006

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS posted:



Well this all seems in ord-
Vertvie Pump for People with Trust Issues (Upgraded 2023 Model)

DashingGentleman
Nov 10, 2009

3D Megadoodoo posted:

Two words I had to google twice in order to believe they actually (also) meant what they meant: calculus and gamergate.

Huh, would you look at that. I was not expecting to learn something today from the body horror scam medical product listing.

Shredder
Sep 14, 2000

are there any cheap nanoleaf knockoffs that don't suck

preferably ones that are zigbee/zwave/home assistant compatible

r u ready to WALK
Sep 29, 2001

This is my new favorite thing, despite all the ominous warnings it actually works!
Although it feels weird to have someone else bite your nails for you!





I shoved all my fingats in his hungry little mouth and so far he hasn't drawn blood.

DRINK ME
Jul 31, 2006
i cant fix avs like this because idk the bbcode - HTML IS BS MAN
Does it just chomp down on the nail? Like the mechanism is an up-down thing?

More potentially injurious healthcare products, I got my foot grinder but had to charge it first so I haven’t used it on my feet yet. I did hit the callous on the side of my hand while charging and it stripped that back to soft skin very quickly and impressively.

There’s a lot of rules for using it

Punkinhead
Apr 2, 2015

The design looks like a little face with sad eyebrows :(

I'm sorry, lil' nail-munch-o-bot

I wouldn't wanna be you either

r u ready to WALK
Sep 29, 2001

DRINK ME posted:

Does it just chomp down on the nail? Like the mechanism is an up-down thing?

Nope, it's more like a tiny industrial shredder mechanism that spins and leaves a blunt edge.

https://i.imgur.com/Y9teC97.mp4

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan


What the gently caress

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
It's just milling. It's fine.

Bondematt
Jan 26, 2007

Not too stupid
My fingernails all just retracted?!

Achmed Jones
Oct 16, 2004



PokeJoe posted:

What the gently caress

mystes
May 31, 2006

PokeJoe posted:

What the gently caress
spicy fleshlight

Bondematt
Jan 26, 2007

Not too stupid

mystes posted:

spicy fleshlight

Give yourself a bris, one nibble at a time.

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

What would happen if you put your dick in it. As, like, a joke.

Unperson_47
Oct 14, 2007



I just assumed it was one of those emery wheels like for a Dremel or those dog nail grinder things. That's much more harrowing.

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Cocaine Bear posted:

What would happen if you put your dick in it. As, like, a joke.

Your dick does not find this idea amusing.

Tatsuta Age
Apr 21, 2005
Probation
Can't post for 5 hours!
edit oops wrong thread

everdave
Nov 14, 2005

Cocaine Bear posted:

What would happen if you put your dick in it. As, like, a joke.

We need answers

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RPATDO_LAMD
Mar 22, 2013

🐘🪠🍆
well we know for sure it won't have fingernails afterwards

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