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Arc Hammer
Mar 4, 2013

Got any deathsticks?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QmKhGqWcJGY

This video always springs when I see that image.

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Arc Hammer
Mar 4, 2013

Got any deathsticks?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HQ8H5gqGA34

RCarr
Dec 24, 2007

Meh

Shoehead
Sep 28, 2005

Wassup, Choom?
Ya need sumthin'?

nine-gear crow posted:

WHY DOES HE MOCK US? WHAT DOES HE KNOW?!

He knows the Bad Thread didn't finish their second novel

Anders
Nov 8, 2004

I'd rather score...

... but I'll grind it good for you

Shoehead posted:

He knows the Bad Thread didn't finish their second novel

And that's a good thing, the first one was poo poo in a good way (it's fun that it exists.)

A second one is better off as unfinished, because the first one except a few chapters are pretty poo poo


... probably, never bothered to read 90% of it

Arbite
Nov 4, 2009





Anders posted:

And that's a good thing, the first one was poo poo in a good way (it's fun that it exists.)

A second one is better off as unfinished, because the first one except a few chapters are pretty poo poo


... probably, never bothered to read 90% of it

Well, if somebody can think of a way to simulate a DnD encounter between this party (or a rough approximation) and a newly risen vampire w/skeletons I'll see if I can dredge up a chapter.

Pennsylvanian
May 23, 2010

Hetman Bohdan Khmelnytsky Independent Presidential Regiment
Western Liberal Democracy or Death!

nine-gear crow posted:

Azure_Horizon was also a fairly prominent Let's Player and is, to date, the only person to have their LPs involuntarily removed from the LP Archive because the admin was like "ew, gently caress that guy."

I think there were a few others like Haberman, or am I misunderstanding?

nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013

Pennsylvanian posted:

I think there were a few others like Haberman, or am I misunderstanding?

I'm not too sure. I know a few people have asked for their LP Archive entries to be removed themselves and baldurk has obliged, but AH is the only one I know of where it was removed by fiat. Though it wouldn't surprise me if baldurk's iced a few more peoples' stuff if they also got perma'd for gross poo poo.

Evil Fluffy
Jul 13, 2009

Scholars are some of the most pompous and pedantic people I've ever had the joy of meeting.

Arbite posted:

Perhaps I misunderstood. In any event,

That "they're actually a 300 year old demon"-style disclaimer aside, I'm not giving AH the benefit of the doubt with their decision to write a scene about two characters who are 11(?) in the source material. :shrug:

Phenotype
Jul 24, 2007

You must defeat Sheng Long to stand a chance.



Edgar Allen Ho posted:

Remember when GRRM insisted on personally watching all the Shae hopefuls audition

And he picked the literal irl porn star

That was where this gem came from.


also why does he have to wear the most ridiculous loving hat in existence just look at that stupid thing

Xiahou Dun
Jul 16, 2009

We shall dive down through black abysses... and in that lair of the Deep Ones we shall dwell amidst wonder and glory forever.



We really don’t give him enough poo poo for cosplaying as a Mediterranean fishing boat captain while living in the loving desert.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
https://twitter.com/GRRMspeaking/status/1395448007387193347
https://twitter.com/GRRMspeaking/status/897494376661864448

nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013

Has has officially become Jorge.

Anders
Nov 8, 2004

I'd rather score...

... but I'll grind it good for you
Stuff of nightmares

Phenotype
Jul 24, 2007

You must defeat Sheng Long to stand a chance.



why are you doing this to me


this was the one at the top of the page that triggered me

i didn't know it could get worse than that :(

Edgar Allen Ho
Apr 3, 2017

by sebmojo

why is he so shiny

Anders
Nov 8, 2004

I'd rather score...

... but I'll grind it good for you

Edgar Allen Ho posted:

why is he so shiny

Lard. It's lard

Happy Landfill
Feb 26, 2011

I don't understand but I've also heard much worse

King

Coquito Ergo Sum
Feb 9, 2021

I listened to GRRM's interview with Kevin Smith a while back, and GRRM sounds like he finds no joy in writing novels. Whenever George talks about working on TV or in some other kind of collaborative environment, he gets animated and sounds passionate. When Kevin talks about the writing process and it moves to George actually sitting down and writing, George has much less to say. He just seems like far more of a social personality than I'm used to with sci-fi/fantasy authors.

RCarr
Dec 24, 2007

Yea not many people like the difficult part of their jobs.

TK-42-1
Oct 30, 2013

looks like we have a bad transmitter



He was always a TV writer at heart and just wrote books because he couldn't get a show made. Getting what he wanted killed whatever motivation he had and now he's trying to just do what he wants but with this albatross of not finishing his story around his neck.

Edgar Allen Ho
Apr 3, 2017

by sebmojo

TK-42-1 posted:

He was always a TV writer at heart and just wrote books because he couldn't get a show made. Getting what he wanted killed whatever motivation he had and now he's trying to just do what he wants but with this albatross of not finishing his story around his neck.

No I think the thing around his neck is the tie string of his cool sombrero

disaster pastor
May 1, 2007





"I acquired this hat the day a Bantam copyreader, or 'editor,' had his heart attack. He must've noticed me eyeing it, 'cause in his dying breath, he said, 'That's your priority? You cuuuuuuuhhhh...'

'Yes, it is cool,' I thought."

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

mewse
May 2, 2006


I've suddenly realized that people die, and I wish people would stop joking about it

Mad Hamish
Jun 15, 2008

WILL AMOUNT TO NOTHING IN LIFE.




What is happening with his suspenders in this picture?

Anders
Nov 8, 2004

I'd rather score...

... but I'll grind it good for you

:emo:

Woodpile
Mar 30, 2013
Probation
Can't post for 2 hours!

This sad sack never owned a pet. Because their parents knew it'd be a bad idea.

Edgar Allen Ho
Apr 3, 2017

by sebmojo

Mad Hamish posted:

What is happening with his suspenders in this picture?

It's him being fat and old so one suspender gets twisted and pushed around by his blubber.

To his credit, he's less fat now, but to his uncredit, still loves stupid hats

Anders
Nov 8, 2004

I'd rather score...

... but I'll grind it good for you
He's less fat because he's unable to stuff his face fast like he did when he was young and spry

Cavelcade
Dec 9, 2015

I'm actually a boy!



Anders posted:

He's less fat because he's unable to stuff his face fast like he did when he was young and spry

Time makes fools of us all

ALLAN LASSUS
May 11, 2007

apul.prof./ass.prof.

Funny thing is that he could have finished the main series and seven more Dunk & Egg stories and Fire & Blood and whatever already but, you know, he hasn't, so

Liquid Communism
Mar 9, 2004

коммунизм хранится в яичках
He's every fanfiction writer who lost interest in their opus entirely because the show resolved the main tension they were relying on.

Evil Fluffy
Jul 13, 2009

Scholars are some of the most pompous and pedantic people I've ever had the joy of meeting.

Liquid Communism posted:

He's every fanfiction writer who lost interest in their opus entirely because the show resolved the main tension they were relying on.

Dance came out a few months after the TV show debuted and GRRM started talking to the failsons and HBO back in 2006 or so, not long after Feast was published.

The moment he realized a TV show was likely to happen he stopped writing and only finished Dance as part of the show's launch. He's the inverse of the fanfic writers, he stopped writing the moment he had a show and others to do the work for him.

nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013

Evil Fluffy posted:

Dance came out a few months after the TV show debuted and GRRM started talking to the failsons and HBO back in 2006 or so, not long after Feast was published.

The moment he realized a TV show was likely to happen he stopped writing and only finished Dance as part of the show's launch. He's the inverse of the fanfic writers, he stopped writing the moment he had a show and others to do the work for him.

He didn't even finish Dance, he's said several times his publisher flat out demanded of him "Give us the manuscript as-is, RIGHT NOW" even though he had like 10 chapters left to write. So they grabbed it and rushed it out the door with minimal editing to try and capitalize on the TV show and that was literally all she wrote, quite literally in GRRM's case.

Anders
Nov 8, 2004

I'd rather score...

... but I'll grind it good for you

nine-gear crow posted:

He didn't even finish Dance, he's said several times his publisher flat out demanded of him "Give us the manuscript as-is, RIGHT NOW" even though he had like 10 chapters left to write. So they grabbed it and rushed it out the door with minimal editing to try and capitalize on the TV show and that was literally all she wrote, quite literally in GRRM's case.

This is good because I didn't have to waste 10 chapters worth of time having a bad time reading

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.



genericnick
Dec 26, 2012

Not gonna read those. That's more words than grrrm has written in a decade

nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013

genericnick posted:

Not gonna read those. That's more words than grrrm has written in a decade

I stopped after "The problem is that GRRM" and went ":hmmyes: Yes, that is correct" and moved on.

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Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
The more he drank, the more he went.

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