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reminder: girl in gold boots is a christmas movie
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Raskolnikov38 posted:reminder: girl in gold boots is a christmas movie Merry Christmas, everyone! Let's go to The Haunted House!
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Dec 11, 2023 19:30
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Who's the better hippie: Critter or the guy from San Francisco Int'l
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Dec 11, 2023 19:42
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Santa's Summer House is a great seasonal rifftrax, especially when paired with A Talking Cat!?!
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Dec 11, 2023 20:22
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Failson posted:I still haven't watched the Cinematic Titanic version, I should fix that. It's really good! The original will always be nostalgic for me, but the CT version sold me on the idea that it's possible to re-riff something and still make it hilarious. (Hope your holiday fog lifts soon!)
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Dec 11, 2023 20:49
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zoux posted:Who's the better hippie: Critter or the guy from San Francisco Int'l I've consulted with people who actually knew real hippies and they've informed me that Critter is pretty accurate
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Dec 11, 2023 20:55
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Sash! posted:I've consulted with people who actually knew real hippies and they've informed me that Critter is pretty accurate Yeah I actually like Critter in that movie. I like the SFI hippie too. Better than the evil hippies like Beau Bridges and his gang of Misfit Go Go Dancers that the teensploitation movies love. Now that I think about it Critter might be the most positive portrayal of a hippie/beatnik/counter culture moral panic guy in all of the MST3K movies
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Dec 11, 2023 21:02
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Doesn’t Critter choose to enlist in the army at the end of the movie? That makes him a pretty bad hippie in my estimation.
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Dec 11, 2023 21:26
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Yeah Critter's thing is that he was drafted and somehow beating up Buzz and the drug dealer doubles convinces him that he should report for duty.
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Dec 11, 2023 21:31
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Critter was never a hippie  He had short hair that was generally well-groomed, he got mad about people selling and doing drugs, and he didn't play any Grateful Dead songs on his guitar. He didn't even wear any beads or a peace symbol! He made the kids in Catalina Caper look like the Woodstock crowd by comparison. E: like I could buy that the Brigadoon hippie from San Francisco International might smoke some Wacky T. Bakke once in a while, or hang out with Father Mushroom. Critter? He probably wonders what all the fuss is about every April 20th. Sydney Bottocks fucked around with this message at 21:49 on Dec 11, 2023 |
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Dec 11, 2023 21:37
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Joey the Pusher, all day every day
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Dec 11, 2023 21:42
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A Pack of Kobolds posted:Joey the Pusher, all day every day Jo-ey the Push-er he sells a lot of drugs Jo-ey the Push-er he doesn't like to hug
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Dec 11, 2023 21:44
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Oh, Charles Manson walks the streets The Zodiac Killer's at large! Charles Bukowski is pukin' out the window And Santa Claus is on his wayyy — hey!
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Dec 11, 2023 21:56
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Oh, the nights we’d linger over brandy at EAT
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Dec 11, 2023 21:59
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Oh. Well, I'll have a thousand Hershey bars then, I guess.
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Dec 11, 2023 22:07
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Hey, they have tacos!
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Dec 11, 2023 22:17
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Another Bill posted:Santa's Summer House is a great seasonal rifftrax, especially when paired with A Talking Cat!?! If we're pulling in Rifftrax, Christmas Circus with Whizzo the Clown has become a holiday tradition for us.
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Dec 11, 2023 22:37
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This hippie looks like he’s straight out of Brigadoon.
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Dec 12, 2023 00:37
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He's a "Made for TV" hippie!
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Dec 12, 2023 00:53
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I don't follow you, my friend. No way.
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Dec 12, 2023 01:25
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Stuffin' your face with DIET GUM.
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Dec 12, 2023 01:30
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The answer, my friend, is blow it out your rear end
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Dec 12, 2023 01:34
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A Pack of Kobolds posted:The answer, my friend, is blow it out your rear end That and Dawgstar posted:Oh. Well, I'll have a thousand Hershey bars then, I guess. Are some of my favorite riffs
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Dec 12, 2023 01:35
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"Santa Claus" (the one with LUPITA!) is a good one to watch for this Christmas in particular, as Frank's savings bond has finally matured.
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Dec 12, 2023 04:54
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muscles like this! posted:The Christmas that Almost Wasn't has entered my yearly rotation and I watch it every Christmastime. The Christmas Dragon was really god drat boring though. I rewatched the MST3K movie the other night and was kinda surprised. There were still some really good riffs in it, but in retrospect it's obvious how much the studios told them to mainstream it up. I absolutely loved it when I first saw it (it was my first episode), but now it probably wouldn't make my top 10. E: In fact, let's see some top 10s. 1. Hobgoblins 2. Werewolf 3. The Final Sacrifice 4. Space Mutiny 5. Horror of Party Beach 6. The Undead 7. Time Chasers 8. Prince of Space 9. The Giant Spider Invasion 10. Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders Bonus: Wizards of the Lost Kingdom II Mac and Me Avalanche Zombie Nightmare Overdrawn at the Memory Bank I guess it wouldn't even make my top 15 and I stopped trying to come up with episodes at this point, so there's definitely Boggy Creek II and Cry Wilderness and probably others as well. Shaman Tank Spec fucked around with this message at 08:36 on Dec 12, 2023 |
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Dec 12, 2023 08:24
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Normal View is still probably one of the best riffs they've ever done
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Dec 12, 2023 12:45
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Also "what kind of shithole planet is this?"
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Dec 12, 2023 13:42
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I still think about "You can see the Cubs losing!" anytime I see an aerial view of a stadium.
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Dec 12, 2023 14:44
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It has a ton of good riffs and most of the interference, as bad as it probably was for the cast, was letting the jokes breathe a little more, which works when the movie is as regularly watchable as This Island Earth. "You know what my kids would say?" "You're not my real father!" Even the sketches are quotable. Crow's "Well believe me, Mike, I calculated the odds of this succeeding versus the odds that I was doing something incredibly stupid, and... I went ahead anyway." is one of their best IMO
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Dec 12, 2023 15:26
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muscles like this! posted:Also "what kind of shithole planet is this?" Followed later by "Well, whoop-de-poo poo."
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Dec 12, 2023 15:28
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Cal, you bitch!
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Dec 12, 2023 15:32
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"But it's a Goldstar!"
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Dec 12, 2023 15:36
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Bicyclops posted:It has a ton of good riffs and most of the interference, as bad as it probably was for the cast, was letting the jokes breathe a little more, which works when the movie is as regularly watchable as This Island Earth. Yeah, I know the process wasn’t pleasant for the cast and crew, but my only issue with the end result is how much they had to cut it down. The fact that it’s shorter than a regular episode of the show is wild.
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Dec 12, 2023 15:38
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"Weenie man awaayyyy!" "Sort this, deliver that, I'll make them all pay..." The movie definitely has a lot of all-timer riffs but as a whole episode it just doesn't work as well as some of the others. Maybe because it's so short and because This Island Earth isn't that bad a movie. E: Holy poo poo, the delivery guy is Coleman Francis! 
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Dec 12, 2023 15:59
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When I finally watched This Island Earth on blu-ray a year or so ago, I was blown away by how much good poo poo got cut out of the movie. It's a really fun film.
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Dec 12, 2023 16:58
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Shaman Tank Spec posted:
Ah, the script has arrived.
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Dec 12, 2023 17:04
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We'll start here. "At goofy clown face."
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Dec 12, 2023 17:26
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I loved the series of sketches they did during Incredible Melting Man where Clay and Pearl buy the rights to Earth Versus Soup. So full of bitterness from their experience with the movie, but turning it into something hilarious. The focus group especially.
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Dec 12, 2023 17:50
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Hmm...suddenly I have a refreshing mint flavor.
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Dec 12, 2023 17:52
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John Murdoch posted:Hmm...suddenly I have a refreshing mint flavor. Look, you can see his legs!
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