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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:You can either suck 10,000 dicks or eat the sewer pizza So you have to escape temptation?
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A glass case of emotion
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Dec 17, 2023 03:31
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A room where you have to behave like normal people.
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Dec 17, 2023 03:48
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Grey Cat posted:A room where you have to behave like normal people. 
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Dec 17, 2023 03:57
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It's called an oubliette, OP. The only way out is on the ceiling. Once they lower you down (or just toss you down), you can't get out without outside help.
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Dec 17, 2023 04:08
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Dec 17, 2023 04:10
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Escape Room with an event horizon
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Dec 17, 2023 04:16
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Professor Shark posted:I like the idea of giving up in a plain featureless room that you can’t figure out and leaving through the door that you came in just leads you to an identical room. That's just Cube.
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Dec 17, 2023 04:33
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ok folks don't worry, i've watched beyond utopia. as long as the smugglers haven't hosed us all we have to do is walk 5 billion miles over mountains and through jungles
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Dec 17, 2023 04:36
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Professor Shark posted:I like the idea of giving up in a plain featureless room that you can’t figure out and leaving through the door that you came in just leads you to an identical room. Edmund Sparkler posted:That's just Cube. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tg96j26MFYA
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Dec 17, 2023 05:12
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A naked penis emerges through a hole in the wall and you have to get it to ejaculate somehow.
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Dec 17, 2023 11:17
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You have to find the clit in this room.
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Dec 17, 2023 15:52
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To exit list five reasons you want to kiss Eric Trump (must be true)
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Dec 17, 2023 16:09
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A sealed concrete box
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OB-GYN Kenobi posted:Or both hell yeah brother
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Dec 17, 2023 16:50
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It involves putting on a Fluttershy costume and then we put you in this jar
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Dec 17, 2023 16:51
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maybeadracula posted:Escape Room with an event horizon 
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Dec 17, 2023 17:46
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You start out as a baby and have to make it to old age
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Dec 18, 2023 12:47
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You and friends are playing the role of Elon Musk and his sycophants. To escape you have to not spend 44 billion on buying a social media website to post slurs on.
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Dec 18, 2023 13:00
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Blurry Gray Thing posted:It's called an oubliette, OP. The only way out is on the ceiling. Once they lower you down (or just toss you down), you can't get out without outside help. for example, people that really annoy the postal service
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Dec 18, 2023 13:03
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you have to cut open your stomach and use the acid to make a battery that powers a turntable that plays a taylor swift record in reverse that reveals the secret ritual to make adrenochrome and then sacrifice one member of your team to make enough of it that you have enough strength to punch through the wall and get out
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Dec 18, 2023 13:18
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there's poo on the doorknob
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Dec 18, 2023 13:33
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you must pee a poop and poop a pee
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Dec 18, 2023 13:34
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You are in a pee tug of war. You're strapped to a chair, with a catheter in your urethra, running into the urethra of your opponent. Your opponent is a clydesdale.
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Dec 18, 2023 13:52
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Blue Footed Booby posted:You are in a pee tug of war. You're strapped to a chair, with a catheter in your urethra, running into the urethra of your opponent. Your opponent is a clydesdale. I think I've read this one.
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Dec 18, 2023 13:59
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AgentF posted:A naked penis emerges through a hole in the wall and you have to get it to ejaculate somehow. General Bullshit › Lets invent a fun Friday evening
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Dec 18, 2023 15:22
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In the room is a table, a number 2 pencil, a bubble Scantron sheet(s), a massive test booklet, TV, and the complete DVD collection of Friends. You must score 99% or better on 1,000 questions.
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Dec 18, 2023 15:52
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you're in a forgotten rust belt town where the mines closed 40 years ago and there is 20 miles to the nearest interstate. Nearly all the homes are boarded up or burnt to the ground and what was left of main street got destroyed in that tornado last year. There is nothing to do, you have no money, no job, no relevant skills and no car. But you're staying put because you live in a hellish nightmare type place without universal healthcare, and you're the sole caretaker for your alzheimers mom whose house you live in, and your only income is her social security check.
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Dec 18, 2023 17:05
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You have to stop petting a cute cat
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Dec 20, 2023 23:15
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You have to cancel your HelloFresh subscription before the time runs out the room fills with gas
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Dec 20, 2023 23:54
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Those Russian dolls, but each doll is a layer of reality, disconnected from the ones around it. Stranger than you can guess....
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Dec 20, 2023 23:55
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An escape room for companies to provide Professional Development to employees. "This is the Agile Escape Room!!"
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Dec 21, 2023 00:18
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Ok, so there is this weird looking NES in the middle of the room and it's playing the first level of Super Mario bros on a loop. There is also random trash laying around. After a while you notice that when you finish the first level of Mario the finish music is somehow off and that there are 3 notes missing from it. You then have to build a DIY xylophone from the trash to play the 3 notes at the right time as you finish the level. But here comes the real plot twist that makes this interesting: before you enter the room you have to take a huge extended release overdose of oxycodone and you basically start dying very slowly upon entering the room and solving the NES puzzle will drop a dose of narcan from the ceiling and save your life And while you do the puzzle you become increasingly high from the opiate and feel really good, but the fear of death also keeps you alert and engaged in the whole escape room experience.
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Dec 21, 2023 00:26
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*does more mushrooms
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Dec 21, 2023 00:27
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Says here we get our next clue by watching these 3 brief ads.
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Dec 21, 2023 00:29
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It's just the movie cube, except once you get in the twist is it's actually cube 2, hypercube and you have to sit through the whole thing.
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Dec 21, 2023 01:48
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You have to fish the key out of a small hole but your hands are too big and meaty
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Dec 21, 2023 01:54
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:You have to fish the key out of a small hole but your hands are too big and meaty You've got these hamhocks, these bear claws, these Fred Flinstone mandibles.
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Dec 21, 2023 01:55
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In this room you have to blind taste all 50 brands of knock off dr pepper but one is the real deal. You have to guess which one or we remove a testicle.
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Dec 21, 2023 03:11
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You must create a Grand Unified Theory, with proof, to leave.
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