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Megillah Gorilla posted:They could shut down the NYPD's international secret police program for a start. The what?
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Sandweed posted:The what? 9/11 gave the NYPD a gently caress ton of money and they are now an international intelligence agency with offices in, but not limited to Sydney and London
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Dec 29, 2023 09:29
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Don't forget Israel because of loving course lol
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Dec 29, 2023 09:35
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That's just sensible, you gotta expand the business internationally.
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Dec 29, 2023 10:06
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sugar free jazz posted:a man getting his butthole ripped open which created a fountain of blood and gore that completely soaked all nearby workers Reading your posts be like
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Dec 29, 2023 10:43
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All right who in here is talking about 911? You’re all under arrest.
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Dec 29, 2023 10:47
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Jestery posted:9/11 gave the NYPD a gently caress ton of money and they are now an international intelligence agency with offices in, but not limited to Sydney and London Brexit hosed us so hard. We're having to rely on the US to import fresh violent racists
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Dec 29, 2023 10:48
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Songbearer posted:Brexit hosed us so hard. We're having to rely on the US to import fresh violent racists thus lowering the average racism of both nations
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Dec 29, 2023 10:54
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Songbearer posted:Brexit hosed us so hard. We're having to rely on the US to import fresh violent racists Pounded by the pound
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Dec 29, 2023 13:06
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why didn't elon just buy 9gag instead
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Dec 29, 2023 13:52
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Dec 29, 2023 14:13
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Amazing Zimmo posted:no, he was volunteered for neuralink testing Thays one way to avoid the lost time injury. Fuse them to a chair and work the call cnetre through neuralink. gently caress im a genius. Ill take that $44billies now.
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Dec 29, 2023 14:13
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This is such a Calvinballed operation. Why is Doge Designer announcing these nonexistant X features? Why are the two execs giving them any attention?
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Dec 29, 2023 14:17
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Dec 29, 2023 14:25
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Backweb posted:This is such a Calvinballed operation. Because it's probably musk's relatively secret business partner https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jared_Birchall
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Dec 29, 2023 14:31
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Sentient Data posted:Because it's probably musk's relatively secret business partner https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jared_Birchall lol no it's this guy 
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Dec 29, 2023 14:34
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I'm the EMV chip that wouldn't line up with any card reader that exists on planet earth
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Dec 29, 2023 14:36
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morningdrew posted:I'm the EMV chip that wouldn't line up with any card reader that exists on planet earth Right you need to upgrade to an X-reader so you can read the new more secure chip (it's less secure but placed differently for security through obscurity)
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Dec 29, 2023 14:37
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Elon has the body of Louis CK
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Dec 29, 2023 14:38
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Musk was involved with the Dogecoin Foundation, which dogecoindesigner works for. Musk's boosting of that currency drove the price up like 10000% before it crashed so assuming this guy actually sold, Musk could indirectly have made him a lot of money.
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Dec 29, 2023 14:44
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2024 will be the year of gettin' PAID on X!! (Posts image of card that expires in 2023)
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Dec 29, 2023 15:02
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card number 420 69 420.. freakign epic poo poo!!
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Dec 29, 2023 15:08
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Lol the sex and weed number too funny!!!!
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Penis HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
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Biplane posted:card number 420 69 420.. freakign epic poo poo!! 420 69 1488 
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Jestery posted:9/11 gave the NYPD a gently caress ton of money and they are now an international intelligence agency with offices in, but not limited to Sydney and London They rent office space abroad, but they are not an international intelligence agency in any official capacity, have no special diplomatic status, and no security clearance. It's basically a paid vacation for people with connections and has accomplished nothing but causing headaches for consular services when some rear end in a top hat who is basically a tourist waves a badge around making demands of local authorities to be let into restricted areas or given information.
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Dec 29, 2023 15:30
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the fuckin 420 poo poo on the card, jesus they cant let that poo poo go lol
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Dec 29, 2023 15:56
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Barometer posted:2024 will be the year of gettin' PAID on X!! lmao it's because it's a repost from 5 months ago 
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Dec 29, 2023 15:58
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kazil posted:lmao it's because it's a repost from 5 months ago He's not wrong... If Elmo is ever able to run a corporation that manages peoples' money, it can only ever end in legislators raising their eyebrows at previously unheard of levels of incompetence. And that's really loving saying something.
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Dec 29, 2023 16:03
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The_Franz posted:They rent office space abroad, but they are not an international intelligence agency in any official capacity, have no special diplomatic status, and no security clearance. It's basically a paid vacation for people with connections and has accomplished nothing but causing headaches for consular services when some rear end in a top hat who is basically a tourist waves a badge around making demands of local authorities to be let into restricted areas or given information. Nobody has to give cops special permissions. If they take it and nobody stops them, then it is theirs.
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Dec 29, 2023 16:07
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Musk really speaks to me, as I too love sex and drugs. What a visionary!!
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Biplane posted:card number 420 69 420.. freakign epic poo poo!! He never mentally grew past age 13, did he?
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Mr Scumbag posted:He's not wrong... The chuds will clear a path for him
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Potato Salad posted:The chuds will clear a path for him Chud money is all tied up in gold bars and Trump NFTs
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Dec 29, 2023 16:26
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https://www.theverge.com/2023/12/28/24018383/tesla-cybertruck-crash-corolla-palo-alto https://www.motor1.com/news/702666/first-tesla-cybertruck-crash-photos-and-video/ :format(webp)/cdn.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_asset/file/25191677/cybertruck_reddit.jpg) lol owned
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redshirt posted:Musk really speaks to me, as I too love sex and drugs. What a visionary!! Musk almost makes me not like sex and drugs, he's that lame. If you want to scare kids away from drugs, show them a video of Musk tweaking out, intercut with some of his tweets. Those kids will never even look at a marijuana.
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Jestery posted:9/11 gave the NYPD a gently caress ton of money and they are now an international intelligence agency with offices in, but not limited to Sydney and London What part of SECRET do you not understand 
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Dec 29, 2023 16:34
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nah lol they have plenty of oil money and untraceable cash from private sex islands
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holtemon posted:lol owned I wonder if the doors creak when they open Biplane posted:Musk almost makes me not like sex and drugs, he's that lame. If you want to scare kids away from drugs, show them a video of Musk tweaking out, intercut with some of his tweets. Those kids will never even look at a marijuana.  Ket (under the right circumstances) is supposed to have magical healing properties for sadbrains... but its not worth the risk of turning into Elon, or having Elon-face
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