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`Nemesis
Dec 30, 2000

railroad graffiti

maybeadracula posted:

Not exactly on topic, but close enough

Spotted in Florida by my dad

Please ignore the dumb screenshot of a screenshot artifact, my dad barely knows how to Internet





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redshirt
Aug 11, 2007


A Tragedy in 6 posts

maybeadracula
Sep 9, 2022

by sebmojo
Definitely need to bring my artificial Christmas tree and basketball hoop in this apparently emergency move

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
the back of the car is sawn off, this is like an art car or something

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

LifeSunDeath posted:

the back of the car is sawn off, this is like an art car or something

You get a lot of those DIY pickups in Florida.

DreadUnknown
Nov 4, 2020

Bird is the word.

Jeezus at that point just rent a UHaul you dinguses.

drk
Jan 16, 2005
Pretty much everywhere has laws on properly securing loads, even Florida. Its to prevent poo poo like this:



(occupant was OK, luckily)

I'd be somewhat surprised if they made it more than an hour without getting their first ticket

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

drk posted:

Pretty much everywhere has laws on properly securing loads, even Florida. Its to prevent poo poo like this:



(occupant was OK, luckily)

I'd be somewhat surprised if they made it more than an hour without getting their first ticket

Load security is how THEY control you.

maybeadracula
Sep 9, 2022

by sebmojo
Florida is unsecured load central

I had to dodge whole ladders flying off trucks in traffic TWICE and a hail of empty five gallon buckets once

Just in the space of a few years

Good riddance

Cool Dad
Jun 15, 2007

It is always Friday night, motherfuckers

drk posted:

Pretty much everywhere has laws on properly securing loads, even Florida. Its to prevent poo poo like this:



(occupant was OK, luckily)

I'd be somewhat surprised if they made it more than an hour without getting their first ticket

I don't see the problem, it looks like it's pretty secure.

pseudanonymous
Aug 30, 2008

When you make the second entry and the debits and credits balance, and you blow them to hell.

maybeadracula posted:

Florida is unsecured load central

I had to dodge whole ladders flying off trucks in traffic TWICE and a hail of empty five gallon buckets once

Just in the space of a few years

Good riddance

Bugs Bunny sawing it off is the appropriate response to the word Florida.

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

I assume this guy just drives 10 feet before the load starts shifting, stops to readjust it and get photographed by gawkers, then drives the next 10 feet and the process repeats. Some say he's still working his way down Florida to this day.

Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49

I’m the straps hooked onto plastic paneling.

At what point do you realize maybe you should leave the heavy boxing bag behind?

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


I can’t help but think that might be a couple who got evicted and just can’t afford a rental truck and this is the only way to keep all their stuff.

Edit: but yeah, lose the punching bag.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Imagine being that dumb that you think that will work. In many ways, I am jealous.

Mr. Lobe
Feb 23, 2007

... Dry bones...


I don't even know how you stack things that high

h3r0n
Dec 22, 2005

wesleywillis posted:

Load security is how THEY control you.

Big Load out here soaking people with their demands.


RISE UP!

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

I mean, if this helps, I guess.

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟


a true infowarrior is not limited by the road

Humbug Scoolbus
Apr 25, 2008

The scarlet letter was her passport into regions where other women dared not tread. Shame, Despair, Solitude! These had been her teachers, stern and wild ones, and they had made her strong, but taught her much amiss.
Clapping Larry

Ror posted:

a true infowarrior is not limited by the road



Malaysia

C.M. Kruger
Oct 28, 2013

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored
I mean maybe not on a car but that graphic is rad

Powerful Katrinka
Oct 11, 2021

an admin fat fingered a permaban and all i got was this lousy av
gently caress, I wanna be a person of dragon and fairy

Nessus
Dec 22, 2003

After a Speaker vote, you may be entitled to a valuable coupon or voucher!



That kind of powerful type combo WOULD explain Vietnam's military record.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

pseudanonymous
Aug 30, 2008

When you make the second entry and the debits and credits balance, and you blow them to hell.

Has he not heard of natures pocket? I always fear that being picked.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!
Keeps that monay in his foreskin.

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022


dick swaying in the wind like a chipmunk with a mouthful of sacajaweas

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

pseudanonymous posted:

Has he not heard of natures pocket? I always fear that being picked.

Aka the prison wallet

DorkusMalorkus
Aug 4, 2009

"That's not Latin!"

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel
HONK JESUS HONK

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

:catdrugs:


:honk:

Professor Spatula
Apr 16, 2007

Not Cole Porter’s best but still catchy

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

RABBIT RABBIT
RABBIT RABBIT

what the cheerleaders say when jesus is in the goose lookalike competition

SlothfulCobra
Mar 27, 2011

Honk Jesus honk
If u saves, if u love
jesus love jesus
jesus jesus jesus
jesus jesus

DorkusMalorkus
Aug 4, 2009

"That's not Latin!"

SlothfulCobra posted:

Honk Jesus honk
If u saves, if u love
jesus love jesus
jesus jesus jesus
jesus jesus

This isn't really any dumber than the songs i learned in sunday school as a child

HolHorsejob
Mar 14, 2020

Portrait of Cheems II of Spain by Jabona Neftman, olo pint on fird
New species of truck guy spotted - Multi-Polar World Guy




So close, and yet so far

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

i mean thats a thread title yeah

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





PHWOAR CRIMINAL


This is the funniest poo poo I've seen in a while lol

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Prof. Spaceman
May 1, 2007

NOPE

[Church worshipping room]

Me: [chanting] Jesus, Jesus-

Other parishioners: Jesus, JESUS

Priest: [pounding his pulpit] JESUS, JESUS, JESUS!

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