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Just remembered that Jax's magic power wasn't to give him robot arms but to take his pathetic robot arms and turn them into big beefy robot arms.
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# ? Jan 21, 2024 22:28 |
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# ? May 29, 2024 06:14 |
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muscles like this! posted:Just remembered that Jax's magic power wasn't to give him robot arms but to take his pathetic robot arms and turn them into big beefy robot arms. That was hilarious. At least they had a little fun with the magic markers with that and Kano being hype for his laser eye, but it's overall a lame concept and was handled messily. Like, god loving drat it, Cole's power was lame.
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# ? Jan 21, 2024 22:33 |
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The most fun part was Kano's lines being largely improvised. Josh Lawson did a great job hamming it up as a degenerate scumbag. I will say that "Got a pen? Write this down: gently caress off" is probably the most authentic Australian dialog I've seen from a Hollywood production. The movie needed more of that and less COLE YOUNG MAGIC SHIRT. The actor wasn't bad, but like, why create a new dude when Mortal Kombat has ample dudes already?
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# ? Jan 21, 2024 23:01 |
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Cacator posted:I dunno what yall are complaining about, I loved seeing the escapades of my favourite original character COLE YOUNG and the birthmark that gives him special powers! Meanwhile nobody complains when the games add new characters
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# ? Jan 21, 2024 23:09 |
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I had very few expectations for the MK movie and it stank
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# ? Jan 21, 2024 23:17 |
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Len posted:Meanwhile nobody complains when the games add new characters Well yeah because they usually add crazy poo poo like vampires or blood wizards or Robocop. If Mortal Kombat 2 introduces a character as boring as Cole Young I’m sure they’ll get poo poo for it
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# ? Jan 21, 2024 23:19 |
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Len posted:Meanwhile nobody complains when the games add new characters I won't blame anybody for holding movies to slightly higher standards than video games. At least the MK games are insane in a fun way, the movie felt like someone threw three different scripts in the air and filmed whatever landed in the circle on the ground.
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# ? Jan 21, 2024 23:19 |
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Len posted:Meanwhile nobody complains when the games add new characters People complained so much the new game had to add a scene where they specifically kill the new characters.
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# ? Jan 22, 2024 00:05 |
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I liked the many locations they visited such as Cole's house which was then reused for Sonya's apartment, a cave, a gym, and the same gym but cold now.
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# ? Jan 22, 2024 00:18 |
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movies shot during COVID really do be like that
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# ? Jan 22, 2024 00:41 |
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I want a Mortal Kombat that apes the Last Starfighter and takes some awkward teen playing an MK machine in a bowling alley in Kansas and teleports them to the Outworld for a tournament based on their video game skills
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# ? Jan 22, 2024 00:49 |
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When are the John Wick and Mortal Combat movies going to do a crossover
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# ? Jan 22, 2024 00:52 |
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Cacator posted:I dunno what yall are complaining about, I loved seeing the escapades of my favourite original character COLE YOUNG and the birthmark that gives him special powers! seriously which loving producer had so much money he got to put his worthless self insert in
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# ? Jan 22, 2024 00:56 |
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whydirt posted:I want a Mortal Kombat that apes the Last Starfighter and takes some awkward teen playing an MK machine in a bowling alley in Kansas and teleports them to the Outworld for a tournament based on their video game skills And then get brutally owned in his first fight. Rayden facepalms, real movie starts.
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# ? Jan 22, 2024 01:04 |
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I was an extra in the MK movie, so no matter how bad it is I still got paid $700 cause it exists, and that makes it a great movie to me. Also, Kano for PM.
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# ? Jan 22, 2024 01:16 |
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That movie had extras?
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# ? Jan 22, 2024 01:23 |
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there's a random dude who gets owned by subzero's ice lol
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# ? Jan 22, 2024 01:27 |
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well why not posted:That movie had extras? they're all at the tournament watching just out of frame
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# ? Jan 22, 2024 01:28 |
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Crowetron posted:People complained so much the new game had to add a scene where they specifically kill the new characters. I still bet there's a decent chance Cole Young appears in the sequel just long enough to demonstrate a Fatality. Reminded of the random guy they added to Hellboy who was literally reassigned to Antarctica for the sequel.
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# ? Jan 22, 2024 03:15 |
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Alan Smithee posted:seriously which loving producer had so much money he got to put his worthless self insert in It makes sense from a soulless creative standpoint “You see MK is weird and we need someone who isn’t weird and normal to enter this weird world!! Otherwise the audience is going to be lost! They cannot relate to fantastical beings!”
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# ? Jan 22, 2024 03:30 |
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CelticPredator posted:It makes sense from a soulless creative standpoint I mean I've read posts in Games, CineD, and TVIV people absolutely 100% need everything spelled out for them
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# ? Jan 22, 2024 03:40 |
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The 90s MK movie had a lot of baller extras. Weird armor, flipping around on he sand
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CelticPredator posted:It makes sense from a soulless creative standpoint Yeah, that's what Liu Kang was for the first time they made a MK movie! They already HAD a "normal guy" self-insert! Why invent some new loser?
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# ? Jan 22, 2024 03:46 |
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Ghost Leviathan posted:I still bet there's a decent chance Cole Young appears in the sequel just long enough to demonstrate a Fatality. Reminded of the random guy they added to Hellboy who was literally reassigned to Antarctica for the sequel. There's leaks saying that he'll die, motivating Cage and come back as Scorpion II. I made this spoiler longer so it's less guessable. .
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# ? Jan 22, 2024 04:53 |
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well why not posted:There's leaks saying that he'll die, motivating Cage and come back as Scorpion II. I made this spoiler longer so it's less guessable. . I just hope that Cage remains a fun, somewhat oblivious guy. Urban can be a funny guy and it would be sad watching him turn into a gritty dark character just to avenge Cole loving Young.
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# ? Jan 22, 2024 04:57 |
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I have absolute faith in Urban. Like his Dredd was perfect so I'm sure his Cage is gonna be great.
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# ? Jan 22, 2024 05:43 |
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Alan Smithee posted:they're all at the tournament watching just out of frame Literally that. Standing around in a warehouse made to look like a gym for two days. Boring as hell, but paid well
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# ? Jan 22, 2024 05:56 |
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Asterite34 posted:Yeah, that's what Liu Kang was for the first time they made a MK movie! They already HAD a "normal guy" self-insert! Why invent some new loser? And the animated movie had Cage playing that role, and it was great.
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# ? Jan 22, 2024 06:34 |
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Ghost Leviathan posted:And the animated movie had Cage playing that role, and it was great. The Joel McHale one? Because it's fantastic, it's a deliberate late 80s early 90s action movie with Johnny Cage acting like every Joel McHale character ever. A match made in heaven IMO, ton of fun. The others any good?
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# ? Jan 22, 2024 15:39 |
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McGann posted:The Joel McHale one? Because it's fantastic, it's a deliberate late 80s early 90s action movie with Johnny Cage acting like every Joel McHale character ever. A match made in heaven IMO, ton of fun. I only saw the second of the animated movies if it's what I'm thinking of, which was uh, kind of a mess.
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# ? Jan 22, 2024 15:54 |
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Asterite34 posted:Yeah, that's what Liu Kang was for the first time they made a MK movie! They already HAD a "normal guy" self-insert! Why invent some new loser? yeah, if the 90s could have LK as (albeit ensemble) protagonist then they could have just done the same characters with this one. They could have even just had Johnny Cage in the Cole role if they needed someone to start from scratch. The weird part was having Kano have a whole drat arc
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# ? Jan 22, 2024 16:18 |
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Why do they keep hiring actors that are really enjoyable as Kano only to kill him off in the first film?
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# ? Jan 22, 2024 16:30 |
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He's back in the next movie. So I guess killing him didn't matter
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# ? Jan 22, 2024 18:19 |
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Just say he had another quarter.
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# ? Jan 22, 2024 18:52 |
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Codependent Poster posted:He's back in the next movie. So I guess killing him didn't matter They keep bringing the characters back that they kill off in the games too, so it might be on point. Quan Chi raising him as a revenant or something. That last MK movie got real close to being good. Its biggest faults were Original Character Don't Steal, not actually getting to the tournament (Fireworks Factory), and that dumb Arcana poo poo (gotta have an explanation why these weirdos can throw fireballs! Birthmarks! Believing In Yourself!).
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# ? Jan 22, 2024 18:55 |
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muscles like this! posted:Yeah that one was just boring and kind of bad with the only good part being Kano (who I think dies?) The entire first half of the movie after the cool ninja fight is characters being told fragments of the necessary plot, then going to a different place and being told more fragments by a new set of characters. No one actually does anything until about the halfway mark. The heroes don't get proactive until the last twenty minutes or so. You could teach a course on bad pacing in the scripting stage just through that movie well why not posted:The most fun part was Kano's lines being largely improvised. Josh Lawson did a great job hamming it up as a degenerate scumbag. I will say that "Got a pen? Write this down: gently caress off" is probably the most authentic Australian dialog I've seen from a Hollywood production. Yeah there's like three different 'normal guy entering a magic world' characters in Mortal Kombat already. Actually, given the generation skip in some of the recent games you've got a bunch more.
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# ? Jan 23, 2024 23:37 |
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I hope the new one has the cop character and he gets murked IMMEDIATELY. Raiden's just like "40%, dude. 40%."
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# ? Jan 24, 2024 01:13 |
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https://twitter.com/TomMCJL/status/1749892774998982801?s=20 Madame Web ad campaign continuing to put out bangers! There's another ad out there for it that actually seems to have gotten some buzz, entirely because Dakota reads the ad in a full on ASMR voice, for reasons. Someone should make a new comic book movies thread so I can stop punishing this poor thread with this slop.
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# ? Jan 24, 2024 01:49 |
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I am never going to watch that movie
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# ? Jan 24, 2024 01:53 |
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Professor Shark posted:I am never going to watch that movie You think anyone else is? No one's going to see that crap.
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