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gently caress COREY PERRY posted:im buying the biggest most pollutingest truck and ripping out everything related to emissions we got this guys The economic boost we'll get from that truck sale could push us over the top for climate funding and research.
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# ? Feb 6, 2024 03:26 |
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# ? Jun 10, 2024 05:40 |
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I'll vote for whoever makes if legal for me to noogie people who say "I notice you drive a car!" Those scamps!
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# ? Feb 6, 2024 04:32 |
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# ? Feb 6, 2024 04:43 |
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and the next panel is the goatman
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# ? Feb 6, 2024 05:10 |
Biosphere collapse: The previous record, set in 2023
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# ? Feb 6, 2024 05:28 |
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unwantedplatypus posted:Nuclear power is good for the environment because when they melt down they drive away human habitation and cancer isn’t a population-level threat to most animals
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# ? Feb 6, 2024 09:42 |
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bedpan posted:and the next panel is the goatman that or img-timeline.jpg
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# ? Feb 6, 2024 10:12 |
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bedpan posted:and the next panel is the goatman
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# ? Feb 6, 2024 13:34 |
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Mola Yam posted:hm. if we're at 1.7, i think it's time for someone to do something Iceland built the word's largest carbon capture and storage plant
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# ? Feb 6, 2024 14:58 |
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NoNotTheMindProbe posted:Iceland built the word's largest carbon capture and storage plant Iceland also has the world's largest carbon emitter (a big loving volcano)
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# ? Feb 6, 2024 16:21 |
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smoobles posted:Iceland also has the world's largest carbon emitter (a big loving volcano) excuse me I'm working hard on the truck okay I'll catch up I swear
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# ? Feb 6, 2024 16:26 |
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https://twitter.com/EliotJacobson/status/1754881796511055918
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# ? Feb 6, 2024 17:08 |
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# ? Feb 6, 2024 17:12 |
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I always thought the ocean was just a little too cold so this is good actually
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# ? Feb 6, 2024 17:16 |
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Pussy Quipped posted:I always thought the ocean was just a little too cold so this is good actually We're really underperforming on our key toxic algae blooms and washed up dead deep ocean life metrics, and I think this new "boil the entire ocean until everything in it becomes chowder" initiative is going to turn things around
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# ? Feb 6, 2024 17:29 |
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El Nino means "everything's fine, actually" in Spanish
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# ? Feb 6, 2024 17:42 |
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El Niño = the Christ Child = the second coming of Christ = the Apocalypse?
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# ? Feb 6, 2024 17:51 |
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please stop sending me this graph
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# ? Feb 6, 2024 17:58 |
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i must not be fully broken yet, that chart gives me an itchy antsy feeling in my back like i'm forgetting something i need to do
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# ? Feb 6, 2024 18:00 |
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good time to invest your money in Y axes
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# ? Feb 6, 2024 18:04 |
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What will the North Atlantic Sea temps look like once the amoc starts to fail?? Number goes up until it goes down?
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# ? Feb 6, 2024 18:17 |
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Reminder: https://twitter.com/AnthonyQuintano/status/1744892262889263421?s=20
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# ? Feb 6, 2024 18:24 |
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Boy I'm glad economic activity occurs indoors and not in the ocean!
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# ? Feb 6, 2024 19:20 |
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# ? Feb 6, 2024 19:53 |
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That's fine, Greenland's not using it anymore anyway.
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# ? Feb 6, 2024 19:54 |
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it's part of greenland's green transition so it's good actually
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# ? Feb 6, 2024 19:55 |
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The Oldest Man posted:We're really underperforming on our key toxic algae blooms and washed up dead deep ocean life metrics, and I think this new "boil the entire ocean until everything in it becomes chowder" initiative is going to turn things around carefully tasting a spoonful of ocean, looks like it needs to simmer for another couple of months before dinner
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# ? Feb 6, 2024 20:07 |
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They'll have to keep it in a big freezer so chances are it will last longer than if it was left in Greenland.
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# ? Feb 6, 2024 20:09 |
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quiggy posted:it's part of greenland's green transition so it's good actually Cant be green with all this ice in the way!
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# ? Feb 6, 2024 20:10 |
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Number go up is good actually
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# ? Feb 6, 2024 20:25 |
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Demon Of The Fall posted:lol
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# ? Feb 6, 2024 20:27 |
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RC Cola posted:Number go up is good actually promote this man
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# ? Feb 6, 2024 21:43 |
El Noño
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# ? Feb 6, 2024 21:52 |
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Fun article. First, let's get the "look how far we've come!" optimism out of the way A US engineer had a shocking plan to improve the climate – burn all coal on Earth Less than a century ago, people believed setting alight every coal mine on the planet would be good for the climate. The fact we've come so far in our understanding since then provides hope for the future, argues historian Thomas Moynihan. quote:Not a week goes by without a steady stream of headlines conveying our worsening climate predicament. [...] Given this now-familiar news diet, it's sometimes difficult to maintain optimism when it comes to society's capacity to manage the climate crisis. But as a historian, I find it helps to zoom out. and for now the meat. Scientists thought Earth needed a little bit of warming up... quote:For much of the 1800s, physicists had been led to believe our planet was, essentially, a cooling body: inexorably losing its finite fund of heat to space's void ...and that was coming along nicely, thanks to industry. but some thought it needed warming up faster quote:And that brings us to William Lamont Abbott's case – and his erroneous beliefs about the benefits of burning all our reserves of coal. imagine quote:Abbott then arrived at his action plan. Despite nonchalantly acknowledging scientists didn't yet understand all the intricacies, he arrived at his conclusion: "Let the nations of the Earth unite", he said, in immediately setting alight all their deepest coal seams, so as to release the planet's entire "treasure of carbon". I now desperately want to read an alternate history fiction in which this happened Oh and in case you're wondering what Abbott (and others) thought about what would happen in the equatorial regions quote:Moreover, Abbott was not unique in holding these beliefs. [...] When they acknowledged a hotter world might unevenly make the Global South "suffer", they shrugged *billions die* eh whatcha gonna do
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# ? Feb 6, 2024 21:56 |
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The new(old?) dark and gritty Captain Planet reboot is looking pretty fire.
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# ? Feb 6, 2024 22:08 |
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I actually really enjoyed that article, thank you for sharing. Here's the chief quote I enjoyed most: quote:Moreover, Abbott was not unique in holding these beliefs. Swedish physicist Svante Arrhenius — the period's leading expert on climate change — had also remarked, cheerfully, that global warming will only precipitate better climates and crops. Others readily assumed similar things. When they acknowledged a hotter world might unevenly make the Global South "suffer", they shrugged rather than shuddered.
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# ? Feb 6, 2024 22:17 |
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Hubbert posted:I actually really enjoyed that article, thank you for sharing. Here's the chief quote I enjoyed most: the global south getting scourged by climate change is at worst seen as something worthy of a shrug by the global north. during less guarded moments, eager anticipation for the forthcoming "solution" to "overpopulation" is expressed.
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# ? Feb 6, 2024 22:29 |
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100% believe that within the halls of power, severe climate change is viewed favorably
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# ? Feb 6, 2024 22:35 |
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bedpan posted:the global south getting scourged by climate change is at worst seen as something worthy of a shrug by the global north. during less guarded moments, eager anticipation for the forthcoming "solution" to "overpopulation" is expressed. ... which, in turn, deliberately side-steps the true source ... edit: see below Hubbert has issued a correction as of 22:48 on Feb 6, 2024 |
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Hubbert posted:... which, in turn, deliberately side-steps the true source ... "lifestyle consumption emissions" is weasel words so we have no idea what the denominator in the data set of the chart even is also centering the data on individuals and classifying it into deciles fails to acknowledge that the vast majority of the emissions in the bottom 99.999% of that chart are emitted to power economic activities that send profit upward to a 0.001% that aren't even given their own tranche on the diagram because Serious Publication's can't and won't ever include "relationship to capital" as a demarcation line on such a diagram and finally tranching the world's population into "rich" and "poor" but then breaking it down via income rather than assets to decide who is richer and who is poorer is one of the oldest statistical lies in the book bottom line is it's probably actually like a million times worse than what the chart shows
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# ? Feb 6, 2024 22:44 |