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Scarabrae
Oct 7, 2002

the FAA is just gonna make a new rule for rich people, surprised they haven’t already after lolita express!

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16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014
do not doxx elon musk

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
assassination coordinates locked in

Rudeboy Detective
Apr 28, 2011


launching woke rockets (wockets) now

Webbeh
Dec 13, 2003

IF THIS IS A 'LOST' THREAD I'M PROBABLY WHINING ABOUT
STABBEY THE MEANY

Panfilo posted:

This says so, so much about what people are posting on Twitter. If you're so afraid of getting fired from your job over posting racist poo poo, maybe turn off your monitor lol.
https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1754898217316286603?t=rzlgFgCj1Km6KUPNABbf-g&s=19

twitter is a public town square, by the way

but don't reveal people's names

univbee
Jun 3, 2004




16-bit Butt-Head posted:

do not doxx elon musk

Do not doxx @elonmusk, an anonymous poster whose real-world identity remains a mystery.

Plank Walker
Aug 11, 2005

Webbeh posted:

twitter is a public town square, by the way

but don't reveal people's names

it's a town square filled with weird nerds in guy fawkes masks

also they're wearing name tags with their name and ssn on them

Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar
my name is catturd3

ben shapino
Nov 22, 2020
Probation
Can't post for 20 hours!
Got fired cuz I said someone was cis plz help Elon

Scarabrae
Oct 7, 2002

Rudeboy Detective posted:

launching woke rockets (wockets) now

lol

Target Practice
Aug 20, 2004

Shit.
This is why LinkedIn is the supreme social media app. People doxx THEMSELVES. You can bully and cajole c-suite scum all day, send screenshots of people's homophobic and transphobic poo poo to their boss and their boss' boss. get contact info and call pretending to be an outraged customer. the world is your oyster

edited for clarity

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

his face is melting

DR FRASIER KRANG
Feb 4, 2005

"Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

Karach posted:

I want to see Elon Musk cry. Like full, gulping, snotty, shuddering sobbing. Just want to see him let it all out.

normal poo poo

HAIL eSATA-n
Apr 7, 2007


he's turning into a real life anime

Rudeboy Detective
Apr 28, 2011


elon > mr. beast

sorry losers

the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

lick my keys
what about a guy that just really likes wearing nice crisply pleated khaki trousers and he's called Mr Creased

HAIL eSATA-n
Apr 7, 2007


Just picked up my Cybertruck today. The advisor specifically mentioned the cybertrucks develop orange rust marks in the rain and that required the vehicle to be buffed out. I know I heard the story of never take out your Delorean in the rain but I just never read anything about rust and Cybertrucks. All in all smooth delivery. The first 10 min of driving, the vehicle was pulling hard to the right…I turned around and went back to the service center thinking there was an issue. They scheduled me to a different service center near where I live but after putting on some more miles the pull went away.

CubanMissile
Apr 22, 2003

Of Hulks and Spider-Men
I applied to work on a Star War and the guy told me “No white man will ever work in this town again if I can help it”. Please send the lawyer money directly to me as I will be acting as my own attorney.

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007

Rudeboy Detective posted:

elon > mr. beast

sorry losers

do I really HAVE TO pick just one?!

Programmer Humor
Nov 27, 2008

Lipstick Apathy

HAIL eSATA-n posted:

Just picked up my Cybertruck today. The advisor specifically mentioned the cybertrucks develop orange rust marks in the rain and that required the vehicle to be buffed out. I know I heard the story of never take out your Delorean in the rain but I just never read anything about rust and Cybertrucks. All in all smooth delivery. The first 10 min of driving, the vehicle was pulling hard to the right…I turned around and went back to the service center thinking there was an issue. They scheduled me to a different service center near where I live but after putting on some more miles the pull went away.

elon should sue whoever came up with the name stainless steel for false advertising

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

wide pickle

the milk machine posted:

what about a guy that just really likes wearing nice crisply pleated khaki trousers and he's called Mr Creased

what about a man what made of bread named Mr Yeast

Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar
haven'ta read much about elon lately but will assume he's still ftw

moist turtleneck
Jul 17, 2003

Represent.



Dinosaur Gum
https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1755290360702734431?t=4NZnesmeVgHLfLsdHwliKw&s=19

HAIL eSATA-n
Apr 7, 2007


elon is working diligently on technological advances that will save humanity

moist turtleneck
Jul 17, 2003

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Dinosaur Gum
lol

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1755263367345033712?t=p9-GMfuWQ5M3SozykL0fbQ&s=19

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


Yeah it jumped 48 spots in a single day to #1 in Top Apps, and was never higher than #34 in the last 90 days. Not suspect at all



source https://app.sensortower.com/top-charts?category=0&country=US&date=2024-02-07&device=iphone&os=ios

edit: For Android (Google Play) it's currently ranked 49th in the same corresponding category, which is a 90 day high

shyduck has issued a correction as of 22:04 on Feb 7, 2024

moist turtleneck
Jul 17, 2003

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Dinosaur Gum
Can someone check this because x isn't anywhere in the top charts for me

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1755254865759293561?t=non9k_HexHf1PDp6yFB5Yg&s=19

Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar
DogeDesigner.............. thank you

moist turtleneck
Jul 17, 2003

Represent.



Dinosaur Gum

moist turtleneck
Jul 17, 2003

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Dinosaur Gum
Didn't expect the cyborg guy to like apple

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

wide pickle

lol depp is about as ftw as elon is so it's no wonder he's taking offense to this

moist turtleneck
Jul 17, 2003

Represent.



Dinosaur Gum
do NOT look at other years or other forms of compensation

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1755280781092753725?t=zt8_a-aDvlJqs8hdKBv2kw&s=19

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

Which Pirates film is Elon's favorite

DAD LOST MY IPOD
Feb 3, 2012

Fats Dominar is on the case


a.lo posted:

Which Pirates film is Elon's favorite

the porn parody

TheMightyBoops
Nov 1, 2016


lol he was going to try to take 44 billion.

Last Chance
Dec 31, 2004

wonder why x is number 1 today

https://www.theverge.com/2024/2/7/24064992/x-app-store-drake-nude-moderation

oh

CaptainBeefart
Mar 28, 2016



L😡l

Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar

lol

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Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa
Why would someone download X the everything app to use X, formerly known as Twitter which is an internet browser site?

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