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No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

You know one of those two smurfs did it

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Pron on VHS
Nov 14, 2005

Blood Clots
Sweat Dries
Bones Heal
Suck it Up and Keep Wrestling
https://x.com/HaroldRKuntz3/status/1755770514469957788?s=20

I’ve been up since 4 thanks to my kid

SalTheBard
Jan 26, 2005

I forgot to post my food for USPOL Thanksgiving but that's okay too!

Fallen Rib
You know Tyreek it could've been you....

Pron on VHS
Nov 14, 2005

Blood Clots
Sweat Dries
Bones Heal
Suck it Up and Keep Wrestling
https://x.com/ZacStevensDNVR/status/1755783319101513795?s=20

This is a really funny quote. Hey Pat we used to beat the Chiefs!!

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization


I think Mahome would've dove onto the ball so who knows how the game would really end

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

3 DONG HORSE posted:

I think Mahome would've dove onto the ball so who knows how the game would really end

Cam probably doesn't get the ball even if he dives for it.

The narrative is just completely different

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization


a neat cape posted:

Cam probably doesn't get the ball even if he dives for it.

The narrative is just completely different

I honestly need to rewatch it because my mind has it closer to him than in reality probably

Simplex
Jun 29, 2003

3 DONG HORSE posted:

I honestly need to rewatch it because my mind has it closer to him than in reality probably

He had just about as good a chance at getting it as anyone, but clearly made a business decision

Flikken
Oct 23, 2009

10,363 snaps and not a playoff win to show for it

Pron on VHS posted:

https://x.com/ZacStevensDNVR/status/1755783319101513795?s=20

This is a really funny quote. Hey Pat we used to beat the Chiefs!!

Uhhhh that is just a real weird take. Wasn't Ward out of the league by the time Pat was drafted?

MrLogan
Feb 4, 2004

Pron on VHS posted:

Daltos convinced me Hester didn’t deserve it.

Daltos also convinced me that Hester shouldn't be in and that tipping culture is stupid.

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012
3 GAMES IN A ROW THEY SAID CHIEFS WOULD LOSE

3 GAMES IN A ROW MAHOMES SAID NOT TODAY

BACK 2 BACK

Pron on VHS
Nov 14, 2005

Blood Clots
Sweat Dries
Bones Heal
Suck it Up and Keep Wrestling
Incredible run. What a time to be a fan. Mecole Hardman!

Kull the Conqueror
Apr 8, 2006

Take me to the green valley,
lay the sod o'er me,
I'm a young cowboy,
I know I've done wrong
congrats

The337th
Mar 30, 2011


the Kansas City Football Team wins again despite being disrespected and counted out, who knew such a thing was possible

Fat Jesus
Jul 13, 2011

to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2023


Metapod posted:

3 GAMES IN A ROW THEY SAID CHIEFS WOULD LOSE

3 GAMES IN A ROW MAHOMES SAID NOT TODAY

BACK 2 BACK




Pron on VHS posted:

Incredible run. What a time to be a fan. Mecole Hardman!



holy poo poo did that just happen, who knew Mecole of all people would get open and make a catch. Every year it's some sleeper agent.

The337th
Mar 30, 2011


the earth should swallow Allegiant stadium imho, it is a cursed place since it has existed and this just confirms it

I don't even mean right now when it's populated, just anytime please

Fat Jesus
Jul 13, 2011

to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2023


Underdog - The Patrick Mahomes Story

Pron on VHS
Nov 14, 2005

Blood Clots
Sweat Dries
Bones Heal
Suck it Up and Keep Wrestling
John Elway delivered the Lombardi?!? lol that’s perfect

Fat Jesus
Jul 13, 2011

to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2023


plus winning in the raiders new stadium

lmao

Pron on VHS
Nov 14, 2005

Blood Clots
Sweat Dries
Bones Heal
Suck it Up and Keep Wrestling
Mecole Hardman!! Gets to be interviewed at the podium during the trophy ceremony.

I can’t believe he left the roster last offseason joined another team hung around doing jackshit came back did nothing fumbled at the goal line in a big playoff game and then scored the game winning TD in SB OT.

SalTheBard
Jan 26, 2005

I forgot to post my food for USPOL Thanksgiving but that's okay too!

Fallen Rib
Fuccckkkk yeah!!!!!

Calidus
Oct 31, 2011

Stand back I'm going to try science!
Back to Back without Hill wasn’t something I expected. I honestly thought it would take them a couple years. Jones was amazing, he getting paid!

LiquidFriend
Apr 5, 2005

Lapping the division with gently caress John Elway handing off the trophy in the Raiders stadium to start the dynasty.

Absolutely perfect. Hail Satan.

LiquidFriend fucked around with this message at 05:19 on Feb 12, 2024

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
Chris Jones gave them a chance to win with that pressure on Purdy at the end of the 49ers OT drive, because that was a walk in TD.

Gonna miss that guy when he's gone.

No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

Please pay jones and sneed

Calidus
Oct 31, 2011

Stand back I'm going to try science!

No Butt Stuff posted:

Please pay jones and sneed

Pretty sure both isn’t on the table, I am just hoping someone doesn’t god father offer Sneed.

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

LiquidFriend posted:

Lapping the division with gently caress John Elway handing off the trophy in the Raiders stadium to start the dynasty.

Absolutely perfect. Hail Satan.

This was funny

Black Sunshine
Apr 4, 2004

LEFT 4 DEAD IS A LOT LIKE FOOTBALL - I JERK OFF TO BOTH
It would be more fun if the Chiefs were good villains but they're nowhere near Bill/Brady. They're like a dollar store version in bizzaro world with a goofy frog instead of Brady and a generally likeable out of season mall santa in place of Bill.

Brady's psychopathic level of football will and Bill's seething contempt of absolutely everything will forever be unmatched.

Kill me for speaking kindly about those Pats teams please.

Black Sunshine fucked around with this message at 06:13 on Feb 12, 2024

No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

Yes it would be much more fun if the chiefs were just two football autists who never emoted.

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

Calidus posted:

Pretty sure both isn’t on the table, I am just hoping someone doesn’t god father offer Sneed.

I thought the same thing, but Brett Veach is out there, saying he’s trying to sign them both

No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

At this point I think you pay Jones his 30M a year as long as he fires his agents.

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization


Congrats Chiefs fans. Thanks for keeping it in the AFC West!!

Pron on VHS
Nov 14, 2005

Blood Clots
Sweat Dries
Bones Heal
Suck it Up and Keep Wrestling
Gotta keep McDuffie and Sneed together next season, what a nice set of corners.

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

I’m super psyched for MVS to have such a great postseason, which means some other team is going to fall for it and he can get the hell away. You save 14 million right away right there

Midnightghoul
Oct 1, 2003

COME ON DON'T BE SCURRED
Which C tier WR will catch the corndog touchdown in the superbowl next year

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

Midnightghoul posted:

Which C tier WR will catch the corndog touchdown in the superbowl next year

Michael Pittman jr

Pron on VHS
Nov 14, 2005

Blood Clots
Sweat Dries
Bones Heal
Suck it Up and Keep Wrestling
Last year Toney and Moore caught SB TDs, this year MVS and Hardman. All 4 should be off the team for sure this offseason, like without a doubt.

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

Mecole Hardman: I didn’t know that the game was over

KC fans: that tracks

Fat Jesus
Jul 13, 2011

to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2023


I for one welcome the new Wr's whoever they may be

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Midnightghoul
Oct 1, 2003

COME ON DON'T BE SCURRED

Fat Jesus posted:

I for one welcome the new Wr's whoever they may be

Jerry Jeudy

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