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If they seize and sell Mar A Lago, what happens to Ivana?
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# ? Mar 19, 2024 13:25 |
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# ? Jun 1, 2024 18:40 |
So with bonds via a bondsman you usually pay 10%, don't get that back, then the bondsman ponies up the rest?
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# ? Mar 19, 2024 13:25 |
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Stoatbringer posted:If they seize and sell Mar A Lago, what happens to Ivana? She's sent straight to a reality show, 30 Days Of Melania
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# ? Mar 19, 2024 13:26 |
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Ivana New Daddy
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# ? Mar 19, 2024 13:27 |
I bet it hasn't really even sunk in to Trump that this "bond" isn't like just a deposit that he's going to get back once the appeals process TOTALLY AND FULLY EXONERATES him, he is definitely guilty and liable for the judgment and he will have to be out that money one way or the other
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# ? Mar 19, 2024 13:28 |
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Data Graham posted:I bet it hasn't really even sunk in to Trump that this "bond" isn't like just a deposit that he's going to get back once the appeals process TOTALLY AND FULLY EXONERATES him, he is definitely guilty and liable for the judgment and he will have to be out that money one way or the other Just like when he wanted to punish Mexico and China with TARRIFS! BING BONG SO SIMPLE!
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# ? Mar 19, 2024 13:30 |
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Ivana is the dead wife you dolts. She's also in New Jersey, not Florida
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# ? Mar 19, 2024 13:30 |
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Olanphonia posted:The other thing holding trump back from getting the bond, beyond the fact he definitely doesn't have the liquid assets to cover, is that no bond company can afford to lose $500 million and stay solvent. And that is absolutely what will happen if they post a bond for him because trump famously will never pay a bill that he isn't sued for and I can't imagine there are many bond companies that can eat a $500 million loss for several years as they go after him for money. Even liquidating mar a Lago would take substantial time as they need to sell and then fight the other creditors for the amount and surely have to fend off frivolous legal challenges by trump's all-star legal team. Also it's an amount due because he lost a case about inflating the value of his assets so it's doubly funny. "please give me a bond based on the value of collateral from a building I just got convicted of lying about the value of" lmao
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# ? Mar 19, 2024 13:30 |
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Olanphonia posted:The other thing holding trump back from getting the bond, beyond the fact he definitely doesn't have the liquid assets to cover, is that no bond company can afford to lose $500 million and stay solvent. And that is absolutely what will happen if they post a bond for him because trump famously will never pay a bill that he isn't sued for and I can't imagine there are many bond companies that can eat a $500 million loss for several years as they go after him for money. Even liquidating mar a Lago would take substantial time as they need to sell and then fight the other creditors for the amount and surely have to fend off frivolous legal challenges by trump's all-star legal team. also Pmurt is capable of doing poo poo like posting the names and addresses of the bond company's executives and saying DO SOMETHING
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# ? Mar 19, 2024 13:30 |
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I just realized this means he almost certainly went to Jared and Ivanka asking for money and they said “no.”
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# ? Mar 19, 2024 13:32 |
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Guess which former president woke up loving pissed
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# ? Mar 19, 2024 13:33 |
Powerful Two-Hander posted:Also it's an amount due because he lost a case about inflating the value of his assets so it's doubly funny. How much you want to bet he told every one of those 30 banks/insurers that Mar-a-Lago is worth at least $1.5 billion, not like that ridiculous $18 million figure handed down by the Trump hating judge
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# ? Mar 19, 2024 13:35 |
Nodelphi posted:I just realized this means he almost certainly went to Jared and Ivanka asking for money and they said “no.” Oh god please with the "he went to Jared"
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# ? Mar 19, 2024 13:35 |
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kazil posted:Guess which former president woke up loving pissed Stay mad bitch
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# ? Mar 19, 2024 13:35 |
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Nobody has ever corruption tremendous
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# ? Mar 19, 2024 13:36 |
kazil posted:Guess which former president woke up loving pissed I'll say this for Donnie Dumps, very soon he'll be a man of the people As he'll also be flat broke
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# ? Mar 19, 2024 13:36 |
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Nodelphi posted:I just realized this means he almost certainly went to Jared and Ivanka asking for money and they said “no.” BEGGING LIKE A DOG
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# ? Mar 19, 2024 13:39 |
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The law shouldn't apply to me!
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# ? Mar 19, 2024 13:40 |
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kazil posted:Guess which former president woke up loving pissed God drat, just have a stroke already and be done with it you senile ghoul.
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# ? Mar 19, 2024 13:43 |
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Lol imagine Jared ignoring the calls all weekend.
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# ? Mar 19, 2024 13:44 |
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It's so much better that the decision to bar him from taking loans was reversed, so that he has to admit that absolutely nobody will even consider giving him a loan.
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# ? Mar 19, 2024 13:44 |
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Data Graham posted:How much you want to bet he told every one of those 30 banks/insurers that Mar-a-Lago is worth at least $1.5 billion, not like that ridiculous $18 million figure handed down by the Trump hating judge Which is funny again because that $18 million figure comes from his taxes. The IRS should just tell him they value the Trump brand at $10b and make him pay taxes for it lol
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# ? Mar 19, 2024 13:44 |
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Stoatbringer posted:If they seize and sell Mar A Lago, what happens to Ivana? no isnt that the NJ golf course?
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# ? Mar 19, 2024 13:47 |
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Post itt when you lol that trump has had multiple numbers done on him
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# ? Mar 19, 2024 13:49 |
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cr0y posted:Post itt when trump has had multiple numbers done on him he's famously had a bunch of number 1s done on him in Russia
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# ? Mar 19, 2024 13:49 |
kazil posted:he's famously had a bunch of number 1s done on him in Russia TMZ would probably put up the half billy if Trump gave em the tape
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# ? Mar 19, 2024 13:52 |
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PhazonLink posted:no isnt that the NJ golf course? I hear that in NJ there’s a goonies style map to where she’s buried.
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# ? Mar 19, 2024 13:53 |
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Nodelphi posted:I hear that in NJ there’s a goonies style map to where she’s buried. Follow the burnt out grass urine trail
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# ? Mar 19, 2024 13:54 |
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Tahirovic posted:Which is funny again because that $18 million figure comes from his taxes. It’s been months but it’s never stopped being hilarious that he’s actually arguing that he defrauded the tax authorities instead of defrauding investors (when he did both but lmao). Imagine walking into a hearing and telling the judge “your honor, I didn’t lie to the investment banks, I lied to the IRS and local property tax authorities! Total exoneration!”
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# ? Mar 19, 2024 13:56 |
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kazil posted:Guess which former president woke up loving pissed I bet he thought it was a brilliant move announcing his run early so he could claim all the charges against him were political. Turns out the courts don't care.
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# ? Mar 19, 2024 14:00 |
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You realize you could make a movie about the phone calls and meetings that have been frantically occurring behind the scenes over the last few days in order to secure this bond. Just imagine the types of people and organizations that have been contacted, especially in the last twenty-four hours.
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# ? Mar 19, 2024 14:00 |
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Pope Corky the IX posted:You realize you could make a movie about the phone calls and meetings that have been frantically occurring behind the scenes over the last few days in order to secure this bond. Just imagine the types of people and organizations that have been contacted, especially in the last twenty-four hours. Putin my good friend! Come to your place? No I need half a billion! what do you mean no? Slumber Party at your house? No I can't I need to go to court tomorrow.
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# ? Mar 19, 2024 14:02 |
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Pope Corky the IX posted:You realize you could make a movie about the phone calls and meetings that have been frantically occurring behind the scenes over the last few days in order to secure this bond. Just imagine the types of people and organizations that have been contacted, especially in the last twenty-four hours. Jared: Just hit ignore
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# ? Mar 19, 2024 14:03 |
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pixaal posted:Putin my good friend! Come to your place? No I need half a billion! what do you mean no? Slumber Party at your house? No I can't I need to go to court tomorrow. “I got that tea basket, it was lovely, tremendous. Just the best tea. I don’t drink tea but I gave it to Eric and he’s having such a great time with it that I haven’t heard from him in a week! Can you imagine that?”
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# ? Mar 19, 2024 14:04 |
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Hello, Pwerto Rico? I hate that name, by the way, it's me, your best predisent ME! I am claiming your amnesty, defend me with your water.
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# ? Mar 19, 2024 14:05 |
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Monica Bellucci posted:Hello, Pwerto Rico? I hate that name, by the way, it's me, your best predisent ME! I am claiming your amnesty, defend me with your water. Act now and I'll throw in some paper towels
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# ? Mar 19, 2024 14:10 |
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Pope Corky the IX posted:You realize you could make a movie about the phone calls and meetings that have been frantically occurring behind the scenes over the last few days in order to secure this bond. Just imagine the types of people and organizations that have been contacted, especially in the last twenty-four hours. “I just need you to find me 454 million more votes I mean, dollars…”
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# ? Mar 19, 2024 14:11 |
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Pope Corky the IX posted:You realize you could make a movie about the phone calls and meetings that have been frantically occurring behind the scenes over the last few days in order to secure this bond. Just imagine the types of people and organizations that have been contacted, especially in the last twenty-four hours. i'm imagining chud interns calling every bail bondsman in the phone book, trying desperately to come up with 480m across 500+ lenders ofc that would mean he put up 48m to the bail bondsmen, which is obviously a
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# ? Mar 19, 2024 14:13 |
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Vampire Panties posted:i'm imagining chud interns calling every bail bondsman in the phone book, trying desperately to come up with 480m across 500+ lenders he'll just get someone else to loan him the $48 mil first bing bong so simple!
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# ? Mar 19, 2024 14:15 |
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# ? Jun 1, 2024 18:40 |
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But Mar a Lago is worth billions! In Philadelphia, it's worth 50 dollars.
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# ? Mar 19, 2024 14:16 |