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Should I step down as head of twitter
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Yes 420 4.43%
No 69 0.73%
Goku 9001 94.85%
Total: 9490 votes
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MunchE
Sep 7, 2000

Hazo posted:

Jesus Christ what the gently caress is wrong with these miserable assholes



TBF this seems to be how like 80% of Goons respond any time Mr Beast comes up

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Kit Walker
Jul 10, 2010
"The Man Who Cannot Deadlift"

MunchE posted:

TBF this seems to be how like 80% of Goons respond any time Mr Beast comes up

There’s plenty to criticize about the guy but that’s definitely the most braindead approach I’ve seen someone take

Jelly
Feb 11, 2004

Ask me about my STD collection!

Hazo posted:

Jesus Christ what the gently caress is wrong with these miserable assholes



I mean at least the reply guy/gal has a self-aware username

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



MunchE posted:

TBF this seems to be how like 80% of Goons respond any time Mr Beast comes up

I dunno, I think we manage to hate on MrBeast without veering into racial hatred pretty well

Internetjack
Sep 15, 2007

oh god how did this get here i am not good with computers
Top Cop

Hazo posted:

Jesus Christ what the gently caress is wrong with these miserable assholes



The response is a legit good question. I did a lot of solar water pumping system design and many were for charities that wanted to install pumping systems in Africa. We always stressed that the systems/pumps would need checking/maintenance. 9 out of 10 times the charities would move on to the next place without any follow up. It was infuriating. One of the success stories was a guy in some village called us directly and I walked him through repairs and maintenance, sold him some spare parts, and got his village pump up and running again over the course of a week.

We developed a policy that we needed at least one person in the village that knew how to contact us directly when things broke down.

Hazo
Dec 30, 2004

SCIENCE



Murdstone posted:

“By giving the most poor people in the planet access to potable water, we are merely incentivizing them to increase their numbers.”



“breed”

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003




lmao just shut it all down

Jelly
Feb 11, 2004

Ask me about my STD collection!
That is some serious projection.

temple
Jul 29, 2006

I have actual skeletons in my closet

Dwesa posted:

Uagadou doo doo

!

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
Switchblade Switcharoo

shyduck posted:



lmao just shut it all down

"Guys, I need grok to take an ! prompt and make it sound intelligent"

John Wick of Dogs
Mar 4, 2017

A real hellraiser


shyduck posted:



lmao just shut it all down

Problem: Too many bots on Twitter making experience bad for human
Solution: make human into bots

Sockser
Jun 28, 2007

This world only remembers the results!




shyduck posted:



lmao just shut it all down



This is the ideal state for all of the internet. Make everything work like this, thanks.

IBroughttheFunk
Sep 28, 2012

shyduck posted:



lmao just shut it all down

Can't wait for Twitter to become Dead Internet Theory: The Website

Dwesa
Jul 19, 2016

Maybe I'll go where I can see stars

Sockser posted:



This is the ideal state for all of the internet. Make everything work like this, thanks.

Saw a mudcrab the other day. Horrible creatures. Good day. Pussy in bio.

Slotducks
Oct 16, 2008

Nobody puts Phil in a corner.


thank u grok

Avirosb
Nov 21, 2016

Everyone makes pisstakes
This is sorta confusing.
I pay for a bot that talks to other bots and get paid?

Hazo
Dec 30, 2004

SCIENCE



Slotducks posted:

thank u grok


:lol:

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

Avirosb posted:

This is sorta confusing.
I pay for a bot that talks to other bots and get paid?

Elon has never understood social media

WhyteRyce
Dec 30, 2001

MunchE posted:

TBF this seems to be how like 80% of Goons respond any time Mr Beast comes up

I just saw some video where is helps get 100 dogs adopted from kill shelters and gave the new owners free dog food for life and all I could think of was goons saying “and this is bad because “

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

It's bad because now this thread will be about MrBeast for 10 pages

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
Switchblade Switcharoo

kazil posted:

It's bad because now this thread will be about MrBeast for 10 pages

I tried to divert it to Nestle, the official oxygen retailer for Muskburg, Mars

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

JAZZ HANDS!!!!

*THROWS SPARKLE BOMB!

Zero VGS
Aug 16, 2002
ASK ME ABOUT HOW HUMAN LIVES THAT MADE VIDEO GAME CONTROLLERS ARE WORTH MORE
Lipstick Apathy

Murdstone posted:

“By giving the most poor people in the planet access to potable water, we are merely incentivizing them to increase their numbers.”

It is well known that poor people become very horny after drinking well water. That's why you can't give them any after midnight. Wait, am I thinking of Gremlins?

WhyteRyce posted:

I just saw some video where is helps get 100 dogs adopted from kill shelters and gave the new owners free dog food for life and all I could think of was goons saying “and this is bad because “

Because producing a lifetime of dogfood for one dog adds produce carbon than an SUV, I heard. A more modest proposal would be to feed the 100 dogs to the 101st Dalmatian.

Zero VGS fucked around with this message at 21:07 on Apr 12, 2024

R.L. Stine
Oct 19, 2007

welcome to dead gay dog house
mr breast

Slotducks
Oct 16, 2008

Nobody puts Phil in a corner.


Avirosb posted:

This is sorta confusing.
I pay for a bot that talks to other bots and get paid?

you're getting paid?

Slotducks
Oct 16, 2008

Nobody puts Phil in a corner.


WhyteRyce posted:

I just saw some video where is helps get 100 dogs adopted from kill shelters and gave the new owners free dog food for life and all I could think of was goons saying “and this is bad because “

it'd suck to be dog #101

sorry buddy, into the chamber you go...

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007


Good branding

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




And they said it would be impossible to make the thing any more of an eyesore. Take that, scientists!

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003




Absolutely nobody has been saying this

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010

kazil posted:

pieces of poo poo


so how many political picks have musk picked and lost?

Ron, Vivik? so he's 0-2, maybe worse?

R.L. Stine
Oct 19, 2007

welcome to dead gay dog house

shyduck posted:



Absolutely nobody has been saying this

malsh walsh says the quiet part out loud: jimmy savile was his hero because, well, you know

TheOneAndOnlyT
Dec 18, 2005

Well well, mister fancy-pants, I hope you're wearing your matching sweater today, or you'll be cut down like the ugly tree you are.

shyduck posted:



Absolutely nobody has been saying this
“‘Saying the quiet part out loud’ is when I just make poo poo up about what I think someone is saying, right? Bet this is gonna make me live rent free in the media’s head :elon:

Goatse James Bond
Mar 28, 2010

If you see me posting please remind me that I have Charlie Work in the reports forum to do instead

bobjr posted:

Most magic media that involves WW2 has evil Nazi wizards that need to be defeated or takes the path that wizards are detached in a negative way and wouldn’t help.

Rowling makes it so her bad wizard guy in WW2 wants to kill Hitler and needs to be stopped from doing that because it would be bad.

In Scholomance (my personal favorite "what if harry potter but good" series), magic Simply Doesn't Work around non-wizards, with some wiggle room for magic they can't tell is happening, or if they're really high or otherwise in an altered mental state. This is probably for the best, because all the horrible gribblies that eat wizards and especially wizard kids also can't function around, or eat, nonwizards.

Wizards didn't do a whole lot in ww2 because, well, they couldn't. Probably could have used their moderately-ill-gotten mundane wealth to rescue people or something I guess. relatedly i also like the bit about "yeah, the Shanghai enclave was gutted badly enough by the Chinese government that the remainder were too weak to fend off a gribbly attack. It had nothing to do with the government knowing about wizards though, they were just suspiciously rich"

AlmightyBob
Sep 8, 2003

shyduck posted:



Absolutely nobody has been saying this

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=cw2RvJWGs7M

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012

shyduck posted:



Absolutely nobody has been saying this

it would be funny as poo poo if this were true at all

ddiddles
Oct 21, 2008

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic and so am I
https://www.tiktok.com/embed/7356027184227650858

Seems good

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



as long as it kills you

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012


lol jfc

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LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
lmao, trapped until update finishes, try not to die.

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