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(Thread IKs: TheSwizzler, STING 64, rox)
 
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verbal enema
May 23, 2009

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good they were welsh

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Rags to Liches
Mar 11, 2008

future skeleton soldier


KungFu Grip posted:

no one can kill mr nice

no one can kill me either, for you see, I am already dead and liches cannot die twice

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

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Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF

Rags to Liches posted:

no one can kill me either, for you see, I am already dead and liches cannot die twice

That's right you cannot kill what's dead

KungFu Grip
Jun 18, 2008

Rags to Liches posted:

no one can kill me either, for you see, I am already dead and liches cannot die twice

swizzler didnt upload you before he went on vacation or i would have booked all 3 bone boyz already

Crescent Wrench
Sep 30, 2005

The truth is usually just an excuse for a lack of imagination.
Grimey Drawer

KungFu Grip posted:

swizzler didnt upload you before he went on vacation or i would have booked all 3 bone boyz already

"OK, got my suitcase, got my wallet, front door's locked, double checked the stove... OH poo poo"

Rags to Liches
Mar 11, 2008

future skeleton soldier


KungFu Grip posted:

swizzler didnt upload you before he went on vacation or i would have booked all 3 bone boyz already

just blame the game breaking on rags being upset at not being booked, perfect kayfabe

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

dave meltzer reporting.......... nien numb went to the weird lovely cousin eddie casino from national lampoon vegas vacation. he repoatedjly has heat

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Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

That DICK! posted:

dave meltzer reporting.......... nien numb went to the weird lovely cousin eddie casino from national lampoon vegas vacation. he repoatedjly has heat

tbf, it IS the best buck forty-nine boo-fay in town

KungFu Grip
Jun 18, 2008


:siren: ONE LAST SAW UNDERGROUND FOR THE ROAD! !! WITH A SPECIAL(?!) START TIME ! :siren:

Tuesday April 16th at 8pm EST, SAW Underground is back for one last time @ https://www.twitch.tv/mrkungfugrip

Last Chance Waitlist Timed Entrant Gauntlet
Dr Kyle Farnsworth vs. Spatial Trait vs. Vincent Van Goatse vs. Seth Pecksniff vs. Silly Burrito vs. Green Toad

Tag Team 4 Way Elimination
Anderson Koopa & Brutal Gascon vs. ddinkins & Autisinal Cheese vs. Tawal & Machete Zombie vs. your friend sk & FutonForensic

6 WOMEN'S HELL IN A CELL
Cthulu Carla vs. Second Hand Meat Mouth vs. ghosthorse vs verbal enema vs. W.T. Fits vs snoozecruise

8 Man Battle Royal
Fried Watermelon vs. boxcarhobo vs. CubicalSurcrose vs. FutureFriend vs. Aardvark Barber vs. biosterious vs. Shinjobi vs. wolffenstein

One Fall Fatal Four Way
Furnaceface vs. Lerika vs. Megamissen vs Rox

4 v 4 elimination tag
Kungfu Grip, Not Cavauro, Sting 64, Wiggly Wayne DDS vs TheSwizzler, Crescent Wrench, Cavauro, Danauru

Casket Match
That Dick! vs That Dick?

SAW Underground Wafflehouse Women's Title Special Guest Ref: barnold
baka of lathspell (c) vs. Zoya

SAW Underground Men's Hotdog and a Handshake title
Hot Diggity! vs. aw frig aw dang it

verbal enema
May 23, 2009

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hell in a cell lets goooooooo

tawal
Feb 7, 2012

Shard posted:

Keep talking that sass Dick, it'll just make it all the more sweet to poo poo you down. And to think I used to defend you and tell folks the big show really was hat big...😔

lol dicky bro said hes going to poo poo you down

Second Hand Meat Mouth
Sep 12, 2001

verbal enema posted:

hell in a cell lets goooooooo

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Megamissen
Jul 19, 2022

any post can be a kannapost
if you want it to be

rox posted:

since swizzler is off gallavanting about europe he's asked me to do up a poll for the very first SAW PYF Title!! pick your fav and top 4 will compete for Season 2's FIRST SAW PYF Title Match during the two night premiere!!
the belt will be starting in the Women's Division and only MAIN ROSTER are currently eligible (sorry waitlisters!)

https://strawpoll.com/XmZRxwGa9nd

poll closes Tuesday April 16 @ 12:00PM ET

voting ends in 1 day and 10 hours

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

i dont think i said that......

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Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
Mr nice should be in a handicap match for being the first dingdong to goof up the results thread, lmao


You Can Join Something Awful Wrestling Today

Tuesdays and Thursdays at 9pm Eastern on twitch.tv/tha_swizzler

Megamissen
Jul 19, 2022

any post can be a kannapost
if you want it to be

Shinjobi posted:

Mr nice should be in a handicap match for being the first dingdong to goof up the results thread, lmao

i also dont like his avatar, thats why i did the bounty

e: to be more clear i will have to see it a lot as i will reuse his post

Megamissen fucked around with this message at 10:16 on Apr 15, 2024

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

verbal enema posted:

hell in a cell lets goooooooo

Lord, grant me the strength to face these sorcerers, witches, and... uh... meat...mouth...

Also please don't ask for clarification on that last one, oh Lord.

Vox Valentine
May 31, 2013

Solving all of life's problems through enhanced casting of Occam's Razor. Reward yourself with an imaginary chalice.

verbal enema posted:

hell in a cell lets goooooooo
You got this on lock, bestie.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.

Shinjobi posted:

Mr nice should be in a handicap match for being the first dingdong to goof up the results thread, lmao

lol i thought that post was in here. yup, i’m an idiot.

ilmucche
Mar 16, 2016

What did you say the strategy was?
Do not kill mr nice

Crescent Wrench
Sep 30, 2005

The truth is usually just an excuse for a lack of imagination.
Grimey Drawer
Extremely excited for the run on purchasing death matches against Mr. Nice once Swiz gets back.

TheSwizzler
May 13, 2005

LETTIN THE CAT OUTTA THE BAG
Now that I'm back, I'm pleased to announce the rules for the Season 2 Post Your Favorite Title!

We will be awarding the title this week from the results of a 4-way Match held on Thursday featuring the poll winners

Challengers will be decided:
Weekly: A semi-random poll held live during a stream
PPV Challengers: A Web Poll featuring the winners of the weekly polls held the week before the PPV

The champion leaving the PPV event will then become the New #1 Contender for their division's World Championship at the next PPV and the PYF Title will switch divisions

The new division's PYF Champion will be decided by vote

TheSwizzler
May 13, 2005

LETTIN THE CAT OUTTA THE BAG
In Addition, the following titles will remain but be considered "Non-Canon"

PSP Title - Defended in Multiman Matches
Women's Wafflehouse
Hot Dog and a Handshake

Non-canon titles are not automatically defended on mainline shows, but can be challenged for by purchasing a "minor title match" with SAWBucks

ilmucche
Mar 16, 2016

What did you say the strategy was?
If Mr nice dies in a deathmatch do I inherit the dune buggy in his memory

Shard
Jul 30, 2005

tawal posted:

lol dicky bro said hes going to poo poo you down

sometimes phone posting just improves things



verbal enema
May 23, 2009

onlymarfans.com

Vox Valentine posted:

You got this on lock, bestie.

I will try my hardest!!!

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.

ilmucche posted:

If Mr nice dies in a deathmatch do I inherit the dune buggy in his memory

gonna carve "in case i die in this mess i leave all to ilmucche, shake and bake" into the buggy fender

ilmucche
Mar 16, 2016

What did you say the strategy was?

Mr. Nice! posted:

gonna carve "in case i die in this mess i leave all to ilmucche, shake and bake" into the buggy fender

shake and bake

Megamissen
Jul 19, 2022

any post can be a kannapost
if you want it to be

Mr. Nice! posted:

lol i thought that post was in here. yup, i’m an idiot.

a deadly mistake....

verbal enema
May 23, 2009

onlymarfans.com

Megamissen posted:

a deadly mistake....

you should fight him imo

TheSwizzler
May 13, 2005

LETTIN THE CAT OUTTA THE BAG
You want cards? I Got some cards for you!

This Thursday and Friday - A Special Premiere Event!



Thursday April 18th - SAW Neon on a Special Day!

Triple Threat Table Match:
Buschamki vs ghosthorse vs Toph Bei Fong

Faction Warfare:
TG (Maerlyn, Coward, Snooze Cruise and Leraika) vs BYOB (baka, barnold, Papa Was a Video Toaster and Zoya)

SAW World Title 6-Pack Challenge Qualifier
CrescentWrench vs Buck Wildman vs Lpzie

SAW Best Friends Title Tournament - Round 1
Two Best Pals vs
CSPAM (ram dass in hell and aw frig aw drat it) vs
Dear JEFFREY

SAW World Title 6-Pack Challenge Qualifier
Sting 64 vs Molrok vs Danaru

Mixed Tag Team Match:
YOSPOS (wollfenstein and Radia) vs SAS (FurnaceFace and CBJSprague24)

SAW Best Friends Title Tournament - Round 1
Prostars vs
Politburo (lobster shirt and Bastard Tetris) vs
I Don't Watch WWE (Maijinfoose and Shard)

SAW World Title 6-Pack Challenge Qualifier
Shinjobi vs Quantum of Phallus vs NienNunb

Main Event:
PYF Title
4-way between the Poll Winners



Friday April 19th, SAW Titan On Special Day!

SAW World Title 6-Pack Challenge Qualifier
That DICK! vs super sweet best pal vs CubicalSucrose

Faction Warfare:
PYF (Aardvark Barber, Empty Sandwich and The Saddest Rhino) vs EPA (TheSwizzler and IGgy IGsen) and FutureFriend

SAW Best Friends Title Tournament - Round 1
Gamers Rise Up vs
Bone Boyz (Hot Diggity and Rags to Liches) vs
Death At Any Size

SAW World Title 6-Pack Challenge Qualifier
Cavauro vs biosterous vs Skunkrocker

SAW Best Friends Title Tournament - Round 1
Idiot Kings vs
Twinky and The Bear vs
Malice and Gromit

SAW World Title 6-Pack Challenge Qualifier
neoaxd vs KungFuGrip vs ilmucche

Tornado Tag
Jersey Boys (Chad Jihad and evobatman) vs
The Jellicle Army (Brutal Garcon and Anderson Koopah) vs
PSP (explosivo and boxcarhobo)

SAW Women's World Title Gauntlet Match Qualifier
Subjunctive vs sb hermit vs Meowywitch vs Saoshyant vs Ohtori Akio vs WT.Fits vs Vox Valentine vs Tenkaris

(Insanely Likely - Subject to Change if not Purchased)
DEATHMATCH

Mr.Nice! vs a Special Guest!

TheSwizzler fucked around with this message at 22:30 on Apr 15, 2024

Monathin
Sep 1, 2011

?????????
?

Kid took a deep breath. That smell - athletic foot powder, deodorant, freshly laundered singlets. Awful smell. Don't recommend gettin' a whiff of it ever. But as the Kid nearly avoided retching, he knew one thing.

Wrestling... was back. And the Prostars were back in the squared circle.

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

TheSwizzler posted:

You want cards? I Got some cards for you!

This Thursday and Friday - A Special Premiere Event!



Thursday April 18th - SAW Neon on a Special Day!

Triple Threat Table Match:
Buschamki vs ghosthorse vs Toph Bei Fong

Faction Warfare:
TG (Maerlyn, Coward, Snooze Cruise and Leraika) vs BYOB (baka, barnold, Papa Was a Video Toaster and Zoya)

SAW World Title 6-Pack Challenge Qualifier
CrescentWrench vs Buck Wildman vs Lpzie

SAW Best Friends Title Tournament - Round 1
Two Best Pals vs
CSPAM (ram dass in hell and aw frig aw drat it) vs
Dear JEFFREY

SAW World Title 6-Pack Challenge Qualifier
Sting 64 vs Molrok vs Danaru

Mixed Tag Team Match:
YOSPOS (wollfenstein and Radia) vs SAS (FurnaceFace and CBJSprague24)

SAW Best Friends Title Tournament - Round 1
Prostars vs
Politburo (lobster shirt and Bastard Tetris) vs
I Don't Watch WWE (Maijinfoose and Shard)

SAW World Title 6-Pack Challenge Qualifier
Shinjobi vs Quantum of Phallus vs NienNunb

Main Event:
PYF Title
4-way between the Poll Winners



Friday April 19th, SAW Titan On Special Day!

SAW World Title 6-Pack Challenge Qualifier
That DICK! vs super sweet best pal vs CubicalSucrose

Faction Warfare:
PYF (Aardvark Barber, Empty Sandwich and The Saddest Rhino) vs EPA (TheSwizzler and IGgy IGsen) and FutureFriend

SAW Best Friends Title Tournament - Round 1
Gamers Rise Up vs
Bone Boyz (Hot Diggity and Rags to Liches) vs
Death At Any Size

SAW World Title 6-Pack Challenge Qualifier
Cavauro vs biosterous vs Skunkrocker

SAW Best Friends Title Tournament - Round 1
Idiot Kings vs
Twinky and The Bear vs
Malice and Gromit

SAW World Title 6-Pack Challenge Qualifier
neoaxd vs KungFuGrip vs ilmucche

Tornado Tag
Jersey Boys (Chad Jihad and evobatman) vs
The Jellicle Army (Brutal Garcon and Anderson Koopah) vs
PSP (explosivo and boxcarhobo)

SAW Women's World Title Gauntlet Match Qualifier
Subjunctive vs sb hermit vs Meowywitch vs Saoshyant vs Ohtori Akio vs WT.Fits vs Vox Valentine vs Tenkaris

(Insanely Likely - Subject to Change if not Purchased)
DEATHMATCH

Mr.Nice! vs a Special Guest!

brothers and sisters, the time is soon upon us... Let us pray.

Leraika
Jun 14, 2015

Luckily, I *did* save your old avatar. Fucked around and found out indeed.
wrestling is BACK, baby!!!!!!!!

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.
i've got my shovel ready

Furnaceface
Oct 21, 2004




Hockey playoffs and SAW both starting so soon.

We are blessed.

Buck Wildman
Mar 30, 2010

I am Metango, Galactic Governor


I'm ready

rox
Sep 7, 2016

insanely hyped to be back this week!! i swear to god though if i have to see another loving vacation photo im gonna lose it

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verbal enema
May 23, 2009

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I'm not on either card (:sad:) so I stand to make a ton of betting funbux

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