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P sure I saw these eyes in a photo with my grandma who had Alzheimer's
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Apr 19, 2024 03:11
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kazil posted:lol DJT is going to break $30 again To the moon!
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Apr 19, 2024 03:11
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tek79 posted:I had this same thought, but I'm assuming he also has to have Secret Service standing directly outside the door while he's in there knowing they can hear his rear end blowing the place up. Trump is in some temporary bit of hell and he deserves every second of it. Isn't it even worse than that for the Secret Service? I remember reading once (don't remember source, so might have been BS) that in situations like that with the president they have to go in afterwards and make sure no...evidence...is left behind that an enemy could use to get medical info.
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Apr 19, 2024 03:13
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Catastrophe posted:I want to know the point in Christian empathy for others where the viciously open hatred that Trump espouses causes them to finally question whether or not they're truly following their book's message of love and acceptance or follow a hate-monger who does anything possible to poo poo on the message that book teaches. Christianity is a way for them to be less scared of death. There is no greater rationale to it beyond it also being a "cultural" marker for them to base their identity off of. If these people didn't have the white Christian American identity and metrics to live their lives by, they would be completely lost. The appeal is that there's a social structure that tells them everything they "should" be and what constitutes being happy and fulfilled. IE, married, children, owning a house, a car, having a job that pays decently in a "respectable" career (in other words, something that wouldn't be embarrassing by that same social metric), wearing certain clothes, liking certain things, having certain beliefs, etc. and that in the end they will be rewarded for hitting all the bullet points. This is why they're insanely sensitive about people being "anti-white" (lol) or how they think diversity is destroying their identity, because they place the entire value of their lives on that extremely narrow status quo. You're attacking all the things they consider important and essential to life, which scares them because it undermines the thoughtless way they go about their identity. If they ever had to think about what they actually wanted, or thought about how arbitrary and meaningless most of the social mores and expectations they abide by are, it would tear down their entire sense of self and they'd be forced to think and feel about the world in an honest, genuine way, rather than brushing those questions off by using dogma and tradition as a shield. It's why those "conservatives are happier" studies are bogus, besides them being done by entities with ulterior motives, to these people happiness is a quantifiable state of being achieved by reaching certain goals versus an actual, persistent emotion you feel. So really, all of them are just scared shitless that the world is complicated and doesn't vindicate all their beliefs, so clearly there is a conspiracy undermining the truth because accepting that they're blobs just living the lives they do out of fear and a need to have someone give them all the answers is far beyond their ability to emotionally process.
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Apr 19, 2024 03:15
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Senor Tron posted:Isn't it even worse than that for the Secret Service? I remember reading once (don't remember source, so might have been BS) that in situations like that with the president they have to go in afterwards and make sure no...evidence...is left behind that an enemy could use to get medical info. the DNA coded killer virus from the Hitman games is real, so they try to avoid leaving DNA around
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Apr 19, 2024 03:19
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LOL and g'night to you all, may trumb's nussy be saggy and irritated tomorrow in court.
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Apr 19, 2024 03:21
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Any KGB agent that can survive going into the shitter after Trump should just be allowed to have the intel.
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Apr 19, 2024 03:21
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Almost Smart posted:They’re setting the stage for a Jan 6 redux. It doesn’t excuse those cretins, but they were so siloed in the rear end in a top hat of conservative media that they literally couldn’t comprehend Trump getting less than 80% of the popular vote. Ergo, Biden could have only won by cheating. How he managed to pull this off with Trump in charge and Republicans controlling most of the machinery to run the elections is… HEY THE GREEN M&M ISN’T WEARING BOOTS ANYMORE Good, let them try. Jan 6th only had the marginal success it did because the guy who was in charge of deploying the defenses didn't. Let the chuds try to breach an actually defended Capitol and see how far their military cosplay gets them.
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Apr 19, 2024 03:21
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ImpAtom posted:Fuuuuuck I never realized that getting called as a juror meant you could call Trump a dumbass to his face. This is why doing your civic duty is important. Also jury nullification.
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Apr 19, 2024 03:24
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reminds me of the swearing-in ceremony after you pass the bar. you have to solemnly recite the latin phrase "never fight uphill, me boys"
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Apr 19, 2024 03:27
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ImpAtom posted:Fuuuuuck I never realized that getting called as a juror meant you could call Trump a dumbass to his face. Yeah I would never lie and try to claim impartiality to actually be selected for that jury Buuuut I would kill for the chance to be a prospective juror who gets excused for saying Trump is stupid and fat and has tiny hands within earshot of him Like your odds of winning the lottery are better than the chance of that happening
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Apr 19, 2024 03:34
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Buce posted:reminds me of the swearing-in ceremony after you pass the bar. you have to solemnly recite the latin phrase "never fight uphill, me boys" Aliquam matrem fornicarii semper conantur glaciem nullam ascensus.
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Apr 19, 2024 03:36
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ymgve posted:the DNA coded killer virus from the Hitman games is real, so they try to avoid leaving DNA around 
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Apr 19, 2024 03:38
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Log082 posted:I saw a (possibly apocryphal) story once about a construction crew that accidentally hooked their industrial air compressor to a sewage line, pressurizing the line and causing toilets in nearby buildings to flush backwards. Energetically. I'll tell you a true story that happened to me. Some plumbers were doing some work next door and pumped some air into the pipes to flush em out. Due to some illegal plumbing the previous owners of my house (and current owners of next door's house) had done our pipes are connected and I came home to find my house full of sewer gas and a toilet that had exploded. Thank God I flush religiously.
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Apr 19, 2024 03:39
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if trump wins harlem... i don't know what to say about america if that really happened.
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Apr 19, 2024 03:39
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Strong Sauce posted:if trump wins harlem... i don't know what to say about america if that really happened. That it's a shithole and it sucks? But we already knew that.
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Apr 19, 2024 03:42
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Strong Sauce posted:if trump wins harlem... i don't know what to say about america if that really happened. If he wins Harlem that's 400+ electoral votes and we're screwed It ain't gonna happen Funky See Funky Do posted:That it's a shithole and it sucks? But we already knew that. Why's it a poo poo hole and why does it suck?
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Apr 19, 2024 03:42
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LaserPrinter69 posted:Aliquam matrem fornicarii semper conantur glaciem nullam ascensus. I’m gonna need a citation for that, mister. It translates to “the loving stairs are always trying some mother, no ice”
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Apr 19, 2024 03:42
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Apr 19, 2024 03:44
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Seth Pecksniff posted:Why's it a poo poo hole and why does it suck? Poverty and gentrification.
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Apr 19, 2024 03:45
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Seth Pecksniff posted:If he wins Harlem that's 400+ electoral votes and we're screwed He’s talking about the US and not Harlem.
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Apr 19, 2024 03:45
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Seth Pecksniff posted:If he wins Harlem that's 400+ electoral votes and we're screwed Because it's full of Americans and it once elected Donald Trump as president. There's other reasons but need I go on? Frank Frank posted:He’s talking about the US and not Harlem. Yeah I'm pretty neutral about Harlem, although they did come up with that stupid internet trend back in the 10s and their basketball team are famously huge cheaters.
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Apr 19, 2024 03:46
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notwithoutmyanus posted:Keep on lolling This is on brand for donald. Disdain the procedure and not deign to acknowledge lower people who are beneath him. He's a regular Louis XVI
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Apr 19, 2024 03:46
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Welp
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Apr 19, 2024 03:47
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I swear, it looks like this man is wearing a face mask of his own face, left out for a week on a gas station hotdog roller. Or some sort of facemask made from wet orange clay. Like a golem, except nobody ever bothered to inscribe 'emet'.
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Apr 19, 2024 03:47
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Apollodorus posted:I’m gonna need a citation for that, mister. Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice skate uphill...
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Apr 19, 2024 03:49
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Craig Charles / Dave Lister
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Apr 19, 2024 03:49
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Floor Action Response Team The far-right House Republican group Thursday appeared to be plotting a defensive tactic against moderate counterparts and has assembled to assist them in this effort a Floor Action Response Team, or as Politico's Congress reporter Olivia Beavers dubbed it in acronym, a FART.
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Apr 19, 2024 03:50
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I just hope I can finish fallout before it turns into a documentary
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Apr 19, 2024 03:51
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John Wick of Dogs posted:Wait he said that on tape? Yeah there’s the audio of Michael Cohen and him discussing how to hide the money to keep it from getting into the papers It might be the GET ME A COKE PLEASE tape actually
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Apr 19, 2024 03:51
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:<cool and good words> Yep. Thank you. It's incredibly frustrating to be on the other side of their coin but I've been repeatedly told by some family members to please give up and stop trying to use things like facts and reasoning with those in the family who are still fully invested in their cult. I've repeatedly been told that facts hold no power against those who have dedicated their lives to a cult but I wanted to believe otherwise. I wish I could have done more but it's not in the cards.
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Apr 19, 2024 03:57
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:Christianity is a way for them to be less scared of death. There is no greater rationale to it beyond it also being a "cultural" marker for them to base their identity off of. This is a quality analysis.
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Apr 19, 2024 04:08
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Hell yeah we're going to do the thing. Now I can stop worrying about the bills.
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Apr 19, 2024 04:09
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sharknado slashfic posted:Hell yeah we're going to do the thing. Now I can stop worrying about the bills. But I'm having so much fun. Can we do this next generation, please?
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Apr 19, 2024 04:11
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Apr 19, 2024 04:11
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Yes, it was a pain in the rear end to get here but I'm really comfortable with my fugue state and nuclear apocalypse is such a drag
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Apr 19, 2024 04:12
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my boss just "heavily suggested" that it would be good for me to work from home less at my half-year performance review today so hell yeah, nuke the poo poo out of me just me specifically though, being nuked should be a strictly opt in experience
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Apr 19, 2024 04:13
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I'm trying to piece together what's going on in the courtroom based on the sketches
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Apr 19, 2024 04:13
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Can I just say how funny it is that they are giving Trump a stack of emotional support papers to keep him busy, like how you give a toddler a placemat with a maze and a word search when you go out to a diner. Also great that for literal generations now, no Trump has figured out how to look busy other than dressing up and sitting at a desk with papers.
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Apr 19, 2024 04:14
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Trump is constantly Goofus from those old Goofus And Gallant comics His face is always the zoom-in tuba punchline shot except he doesn't understand what a punchline is
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Apr 19, 2024 04:16
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