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Mike_V
Jul 31, 2004

3/18/2023: Day of the Dorks

R.D. Mangles posted:

Patrick Wisdom appears to be BACK. Wonder who is going down.

I think Wisdom will be on swinging strikes

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Penisaurus Sex
Feb 3, 2009

asdfghjklpoiuyt
I remember at least some White Sox fans warning that Abreu was cooked towards the end of his last season there.

Abreu also looked like rear end for months last year so I won't be optimistic until at least June tbh.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

He was rear end until he became replacement-level in the playoffs. I gave him the benefit of the doubt for the whole season and was hoping he'd turn it around this season, but you can't watch the guy's ABs and conclude he's an everyday starter. Also his error literally cost us the game yesterday, he's negative in both DRS and wRC+

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

$4.5 million dollars through 19 games

Three RBI

Two errors

Only one man

Inspector_666
Oct 7, 2003

benny with the good hair

mdemone posted:

$4.5 million dollars through 19 games

Three RBI

Two errors

Only one man

As somebody who rosters Fairbanks in fantasy this year, I was yelling "IT'S LITERALLY ANTHONY RENDON!" at my computer last night.

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute

Inspector_666 posted:

As somebody who rosters Fairbanks in fantasy this year, I was yelling "IT'S LITERALLY ANTHONY RENDON!" at my computer last night.

https://twitter.com/BallyRays/status/1780779216184676626

Inspector_666
Oct 7, 2003

benny with the good hair
We all shared 16 minutes of sulk, Pete.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Also Leiter got leit up in his debut. 3.2 IP, 7 ER, 3 BB, 3 K

howe_sam
Mar 7, 2013

Creepy little garbage eaters

https://twitter.com/jcmccaffrey/status/1781053996372832432

It's like poetry, it rhymes.

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

mdemone posted:

$4.5 million dollars through 19 games

Three RBI

Two errors

Only one man

He got paid 60,810 to get beaned too don't forget that.

Marcade
Jun 11, 2006


Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?

Hell, I'll do it for half that.

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

Mustached Demon posted:

He got paid 60,810 to get beaned too don't forget that.

I'll bean that motherfucker

Top 5 People Who Stole Money from Shohei Ohtani

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


The Cubs apparently are seeing "Jameson taillon start" on the radar
https://x.com/JesseRogersESPN/status/1781071040753385803

E: it's postponed

R.D. Mangles fucked around with this message at 22:45 on Apr 18, 2024

live with fruit
Aug 15, 2010

zoux posted:

Also Leiter got leit up in his debut. 3.2 IP, 7 ER, 3 BB, 3 K

He got screwed pretty good by Taveras.

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

R.D. Mangles posted:

The Cubs apparently are seeing "Jameson taillon start" on the radar
https://x.com/JesseRogersESPN/status/1781071040753385803

E: it's postponed

We get a night off from agony tonight in exchange for an entire day of agony on Saturday.

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
Imanaga still better be pitching tomorrow, gently caress me if I paid to go watch fuckin' Taillon get shelled in person.

Sydin fucked around with this message at 22:54 on Apr 18, 2024

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=

Cubs doubleheader on 4/20 :420:

Bregor
May 31, 2013

People are idiots, Leslie.

Kevlar v2.0 posted:

Cubs doubleheader on 4/20 :420:

Belli gonna hit bongs. I mean bombs

Endless Trash
Aug 12, 2007


Mastrobuoni: OUT
Wisdom: IN

:cool:

MrMidnight
Aug 3, 2006

Bregor posted:

Belli gonna hit bongs. I mean bombs

Why not both. Hit a homer, hit the bong

Bregor
May 31, 2013

People are idiots, Leslie.

Endless Trash posted:

Mastrobuoni: OUT
Wisdom: IN

:cool:

:yeshaha:

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://twitter.com/JayCat11/status/1781092515111698503

Goddamn lol

rickiep00h
Aug 16, 2010

BATDANCE


What's the prevalence for corrective lenses in the MLB? Maybe Abreu literally can't see.

Signed,
A poster holding their phone a foot and a half farther away than this time two years ago

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=

Endless Trash posted:

Mastrobuoni: OUT
Wisdom: IN

:cool:

Mastrobuoni's slash line in 13 PAs: .000/.077/.000 for a -76 OPS+

Bregor
May 31, 2013

People are idiots, Leslie.
https://x.com/taylor_mcgregor/status/1781090332123210219?s=46&t=qe_Y8YJnNikGLo_JUDPyAQ

Jamo B There

Eric the Mauve
May 8, 2012

Making you happy for a buck since 199X

rickiep00h posted:

What's the prevalence for corrective lenses in the MLB? Maybe Abreu literally can't see.

Signed,
A poster holding their phone a foot and a half farther away than this time two years ago

Most major leaguers have had some form of lasik surgery by their mid-twenties.

live with fruit
Aug 15, 2010

It feels strange to celebrate a guy throwing so many triple digit pitches when arms are blowing up left and right around the league.

elentar
Aug 26, 2002

Every single year the Ivy League takes a break from fucking up the world through its various alumni to fuck up everyone's bracket instead.

Eric the Mauve posted:

Most major leaguers have had some form of lasik surgery by their mid-twenties.

which doesn't mean much for someone in their late 30s, lasik often can't fix presbyopia

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute

gently caress

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


https://x.com/MLB/status/1781065957911261538

Tony Phillips
Feb 9, 2006

lol. Nice one to start with. M’s fan or not, Guillen absolutely stepped on home. There is no perfect bunt. Hit dingers. This was decided years ago.

Edit: Wait. Ben Davis did have a perfect bunt.

Tony Phillips fucked around with this message at 06:12 on Apr 19, 2024

will_colorado
Jun 30, 2007

the Rockies:


https://twitter.com/chrisvanderveen/status/1781141491231969775

Bird in a Blender
Nov 17, 2005

It's amazing what they can do with computers these days.


Going to the game Sunday so I will send Kyle all my power. It’s little league day with discounted tickets for my kids LL team. Hopefully lots of kids get to see cool Kyle and not a murder.

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Now I am become Borb,
the Destroyer of Seeb

Dude has reached the "gently caress it, I'mma spam fastballs" point of playing Road To The Show on Rookie.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://twitter.com/CodifyBaseball/status/1781027782241456513

Insane levels of dicking around between pitches just....gone

Poque
Sep 11, 2003

=^-^=

zoux posted:

https://twitter.com/CodifyBaseball/status/1781027782241456513

Insane levels of dicking around between pitches just....gone

Can't Miss Manfred

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

mdemone posted:

$4.5 million dollars through 19 games

Three RBI

Two errors

Only one man

Do you think they would trade him for Castellanos

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://twitter.com/PaulSkenesMuse/status/1781105441646252407

lmao 20 K/9.

https://twitter.com/JonHeyman/status/1781076028460326977

Oh god what happened, was it bring your grandma to the park night

zoux fucked around with this message at 14:56 on Apr 19, 2024

Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie

If they call him up this year and it's a home game I"ll absolutely be there for that debut. That Pirates rotation has the potential to be loving scary.

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humpthewind
Jan 8, 2007

Noblest of all dogs is the hot-dog; it feeds the hand that bites it.
These look pretty good! Except the hat, meh.

https://twitter.com/martinonyc/status/1781318297545318827

https://sny.tv/articles/unveiling-mets-city-connect-uniforms-story-behind-designs

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