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Accipiter posted:
I could only imagine if I were called for jury duty. "Yes, your honor. I did in fact post a lot of mean things about Mr. Turnip, but I can also be objective. In addition to the ones you brought up, I also posted and I'm quoting myself here, 'I guarantee Pmurt can't get off unless he's looking at pictures of poor children dying of cancer.' I think your research seems to have missed that one."
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Apr 19, 2024 18:17
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Has the biden campaign called him sleepy donald yet?
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Apr 19, 2024 18:21
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OPAONI posted:Has the biden campaign called him sleepy donald yet? Multiple times, or maybe it was sleepy don
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Apr 19, 2024 18:22
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Dozin’ Don Sweepy Twump
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Apr 19, 2024 18:26
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Of course I can be objective. But he's obviously guilty so unless the prosecution punts this case worse than the OJ Simpson prosecutors, I can be impartial (because he's guilty).
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Apr 19, 2024 18:27
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This is the MeidasTouch guys so probably bullshit but I'm sure everyone here will lol
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Apr 19, 2024 18:27
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Strong Sauce posted:Of course I can be objective. But he's obviously guilty so unless the prosecution punts this case worse than the OJ Simpson prosecutors, I can be impartial (because he's guilty). its pretty wild that even the defense seems to be openly staking their hopes on a rogue juror, doesnt seem like a good sign
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Apr 19, 2024 18:29
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reminds me of the trial I was a juror on, the prosecutors had a rock solid case and mountains of evidence to the point where we were openly discussing who the defense could possibly call to help him out and they wound up calling his ex-roommate as a character witness who basically said "uhhh yeah I dunno I was playing Call of Duty most of the time. I did hear yelling sometimes but I didn't really want to check it out"
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Apr 19, 2024 18:30
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kazil posted:This is the MeidasTouch guys so probably bullshit but I'm sure everyone here will lol Any confirmed LOLs from court today?
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Apr 19, 2024 18:31
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That's an lol!
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Apr 19, 2024 18:31
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 Also alternate 5 is seated, we need 1 more juror
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Apr 19, 2024 18:31
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kazil posted:This is the MeidasTouch guys so probably bullshit but I'm sure everyone here will lol Trrrrrump just rippin’ rear end left and right
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Apr 19, 2024 18:32
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Failed Imagineer posted:shart hazard Mods name change pls
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Apr 19, 2024 18:33
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 We have a full jury
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Apr 19, 2024 18:33
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kazil posted:
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Apr 19, 2024 18:33
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The braap defense: if your client smells like poo poo, you must aquit.
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Apr 19, 2024 18:33
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kazil posted:
I also call it that when I take a dump in the bathroom.
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Apr 19, 2024 18:34
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Accipiter posted:
The last couple paragraphs are important. Prosecutors are just not telling the defence what witnesses they are calling, because Trump won’t shut up. “They got you there” the Judge tells the defense. quote:
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Apr 19, 2024 18:34
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kazil posted:This is the MeidasTouch guys so probably bullshit but I'm sure everyone here will lol We need the Fart Murderer
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Apr 19, 2024 18:35
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floor action response team operating outside their jurisdiction.
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Apr 19, 2024 18:36
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Jonny Nox posted:The last couple paragraphs are important. handcuffing his own defense because he can't stop tweeting
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Apr 19, 2024 18:36
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What ever happened to that fundraiser that trump was claiming would be the BIGGEST IN HISTORY like a week or so ago? Didn't hear much about it after the event
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Apr 19, 2024 18:37
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Just waiting one of Drumpf's lawyers to break out a can of Glade or Frebreeze in court.
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Apr 19, 2024 18:37
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Busters posted:The braap defense: if your client smells like poo poo, you must aquit. If the defendant is orange, then you must….um…..uh goddammit
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Apr 19, 2024 18:37
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 Remember when Trump farted on the “I just need X+1 votes” perfect phone call?
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Apr 19, 2024 18:37
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kazil posted:This is the MeidasTouch guys so probably bullshit but I'm sure everyone here will lol True or not, if enough people post it grok will decide it's trending news and report on it.
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Apr 19, 2024 18:38
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kazil posted:This is the MeidasTouch guys so probably bullshit but I'm sure everyone here will lol He's not normally a poo poo poster, he mostly just regurgitates things people are saying
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Apr 19, 2024 18:38
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Someone just lit themselves on fire in front of the courthouse
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Apr 19, 2024 18:38
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Olanphonia posted:What ever happened to that fundraiser that trump was claiming would be the BIGGEST IN HISTORY like a week or so ago? Didn't hear much about it after the event They claimed they made a record amount of money and no you cannot see the receipts
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Apr 19, 2024 18:38
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John Wick of Dogs posted:He's not normally a poo poo poster, he mostly just regurgitates things people are saying MANY PEOPLE ARE SAYING Trump shidded and farded pants in court!
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Apr 19, 2024 18:39
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Liquid Chicken posted:Just waiting one of Drumpf's lawyers to break out a can of Glade or Frebreeze in court. Oooh, new MAGA grifting idea, you know how they used to sell New Car Smell as a car fragrance? We need to relabel some fart spray as Ew Trump Smell and sell it online.
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Apr 19, 2024 18:39
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MadcapLaughs posted:Someone just lit themselves on fire in front of the courthouse Oh god it's on the AP livefeed outside the courthouse
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Apr 19, 2024 18:39
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Guy set himself on fire outside the courthouse it was live on fox. Reporter says his arms are still moving.
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Apr 19, 2024 18:40
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He was trying to light up a fart, but made a mistake
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Apr 19, 2024 18:41
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Holy crap that is a horribly burned probably living person on a live stream. I hope they extinguished it quick enough. LordoftheScheisse fucked around with this message at 18:50 on Apr 19, 2024 |
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Apr 19, 2024 18:41
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That dude is probably dead jesus christ
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Apr 19, 2024 18:41
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kazil posted:Oh god it's on the AP livefeed outside the courthouse Link to it?
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Apr 19, 2024 18:42
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https://twitter.com/Acyn/status/1781373546297749865
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Apr 19, 2024 18:42
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drat im going to buy a flip phone and try this strat for getting out of jury duty.
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Silly Burrito posted:If the defendant is orange, then... His rear end squeaks like a door hinge
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