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Monathin
Sep 1, 2011

?????????
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N: Run Differential is now a tie of +45, between the Guardians and the Royals.

V: Heh, where's your "AL Central is always weak" NOW???? :smuggo:

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Reiche
Jan 28, 2009

I like my coffee with cream and lsd.

Monathin posted:

N: Run Differential is now a tie of +45, between the Guardians and the Royals.

V: Heh, where's your "AL Central is always weak" NOW???? :smuggo:

White Sox clocking in at -61 after today’s mercy flush against the Phillies. They’ve been shut out 7 times in 19 games so far :stare:

Reiche fucked around with this message at 06:41 on Apr 20, 2024

more falafel please
Feb 26, 2005

forums poster

Man I don't know if this is an insult or not, but Juan Soto should be a Yankee for life

more falafel please
Feb 26, 2005

forums poster

Except for of course for this season when they move him at the deadline to the 2024 world champions chicago cubs

RC and Moon Pie
May 5, 2011


I didn't think Murphy caught that late into his career. A check of the ol' Baseball Reference shows that Murphy's last game at catcher was three days after the 3-homer game.

Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




Can we just... admit we hosed up and cut Jose Abreu already?

Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




Jose Abreu's batting average (.073) is now lower than his jersey number (79).

Mike_V
Jul 31, 2004

3/18/2023: Day of the Dorks
another game where the cardinals score less than 3 runs, very cool!

Bismack Billabongo
Oct 9, 2012

New Love Glow
Goldschmidt and Gorman loving suck

Furnaceface
Oct 21, 2004




Monathin posted:

N: Run Differential is now a tie of +45, between the Guardians and the Royals.

V: Heh, where's your "AL Central is always weak" NOW???? :smuggo:

As usual the AL West just keeps taking from the Central division by usurping this title as well.

Mike_V
Jul 31, 2004

3/18/2023: Day of the Dorks

Bismack Billabongo posted:

Goldschmidt and Gorman loving suck

goldy looks toast and it's a miracle he wasn't extended in the offseason.

hitting coach/philosophy in the org needs to be dumpstered yesterday

Bismack Billabongo
Oct 9, 2012

New Love Glow
Lol yeah I still wouldn’t be surprised if they extend him anyway but I really hope they move on.

MrMidnight
Aug 3, 2006

Kirios posted:

Can we just... admit we hosed up and cut Jose Abreu already?

https://x.com/HouCounterplot/status/1781365882351948132

Some Numbers
Sep 28, 2006

"LET'S GET DOWN TO WORK!!"

Kirios posted:

Can we just... admit we hosed up and cut Jose Abreu already?

I mean, I'd prefer if you kept a black hole in your lineup, but it's a free country.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
Jose Abreu is batting every day meanwhile Brandon Belt can't get a job

I really believe if Click had signed Abreu instead of Crane he'd be gone. You're paying him $19.5m either way, you can either pay him to go away or you can pay him to have an OPS around the mendoza line at a bat first position while committing errors that cost you one game and nearly cost you a second in the last 3 days

Intruder fucked around with this message at 16:52 on Apr 20, 2024

MrMidnight
Aug 3, 2006

Intruder posted:

Jose Abreu is batting every day meanwhile Brandon Belt can't get a job

A platoon situation would be a bare minimum no doubt upgrade but apparently the Astros are like nah we good

Eric the Mauve
May 8, 2012

Making you happy for a buck since 199X
When will Jose Abreu stop injuring all the Astros' pitchers???

Dameius
Apr 3, 2006

Kirios posted:

Jose Abreu's batting average (.073) is now lower than his jersey number (79).

The average NL pitcher can hit around double that or higher.

anakha
Sep 16, 2009


https://twitter.com/twithersap/status/1781670827928232239?t=Kd5Xb-sOko7zTuia8gtlkA

One week to figure that poo poo out?

Lumpy
Apr 26, 2002

La! La! La! Laaaa!



College Slice
When I grow up I want to be Juan Soto.

Inspector_666
Oct 7, 2003

benny with the good hair

Lumpy posted:

When I grow up I want to be Juan Soto.

https://x.com/Jomboy_/status/1781492204722442702

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

https://x.com/yankees/status/1781725139370954832?s=46

Bismack Billabongo
Oct 9, 2012

New Love Glow

Mike_V
Jul 31, 2004

3/18/2023: Day of the Dorks
lmao $40????

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=


We're all about good manners, and the kids better sit up straight
We open the door for our elders, don't take the Lord's name in vain
We respond with a "Yes ma'am, " and a "Yes sir" when we're called
If there's one thing you can be sure of, down here we say "Hey y'all"

We say "Hey y'all, how you been?
How's your daddy and your momma and them?"
Y'all wanna take a ride down to the lake?
The path's ahead, no time to waste
I know it might sound weird
The way we talk if you ain't from here
We were born into this Southern drawl
So we say "Hey y'all"
So we say "Hey y'all"

I know everbody's different, but I earned this Georgia twang
I'm proud of where I come from, there ain't nothin' that I would change
Me and all my people, we ain't the high brow type
We just give a shout and holler out, 'cause man it just feels right

When we say "Hey y'all, how you been?
How's your daddy and your momma and them?"
Y'all wanna take a ride down to the lake?
The path's ahead, no time to waste
I know it might sound weird
The way we talk if you ain't from here
We were born into this Southern drawl
So we say "Hey y'all"

They lay me down in the graveyard after hearing the good Lord's call
I'll be singing this song when I get there
Don't worry, 'cause I'll be waitin' on all y'all
And I'll say "Hey y'all, how you been?
How's your daddy and your momma and them?"
Y'all wanna take a ride down to the lake?
The path's ahead, no time to waste
I know it might sound weird
The way we talk if you ain't from here
We were born into this Southern drawl
So we say "Hey y'all" (Whoa, whoa)
We say "Hey y'all" (Whoa, whoa)
We say "Hey y'all" (Whoa, whoa)

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=

I miss when Country music was about killing fascists instead of licking boots

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

Kevlar v2.0 posted:

I miss when Country music was about killing fascists instead of licking boots

Some country music is still about that. It's all just drowned out by a handful of ok singer white dudes singing the same 2-3 songs.

FlamingLiberal
Jan 18, 2009

Would you like to play a game?



I found a new Dickshot

https://twitter.com/codifybaseball/status/1781491272471200246?s=46&t=BHs6Pl38GJXGN2Y4xeriNA

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

THREE TIME! THREE TIME!
I’m sure that Beyoncé album has some songs about killing fascists.

Bismack Billabongo
Oct 9, 2012

New Love Glow

Mike_V posted:

lmao $40????

This is basically the active going price for LPs these days unfortunately

Bregor
May 31, 2013

People are idiots, Leslie.

Ladies and gentlemen, the Toronto Blue Jays

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=

Adbert Alzolay has blown 4 saves in 7 opportunities and gave up a homer in each one of the blown saves.

The Pussy Boss
Nov 2, 2004

Patrick Bailey went 4 for 4 on his bobblehead day, including the first kayak shot that I've ever seen

https://twitter.com/FoulTerritoryTV/status/1781804636858429649

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
wonder if the astros can beg dusty to come back

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


in dusty we trusty

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


Furnaceface
Oct 21, 2004




Intruder posted:

wonder if the astros can beg dusty to come back

Not even he can fix Abreu.

Dameius
Apr 3, 2006
He'd just keep sending Abreu back out there. Lest we forget Maldonado.

habeasdorkus
Nov 3, 2013

Royalty is a continuous shitposting motion.

I only drink Mientkiewicz on Passover.

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Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

Furnaceface posted:

Not even he can fix Abreu.

curious if there's a mandate from crane that abreu has to keep playing at this point. there's no other explanation for how they keep letting him sink the team. not that he's anywhere close to being solely responsible but you have a .230 OPS first baseman who's making errors that cost you games, he already had concerns he'd hit the age wall and was bad most of last season and can't catch up to 93 mph fastballs anymore how do you keep running him out there every day?

crane made two big free agent signings while the team didn't have a GM and both have been atrocious

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