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Lifespan
Mar 5, 2002
The rabbit hole goes so deep

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Batterypowered7
Aug 8, 2009

The mist that chills you keeps me warm.

hot cocoa on the couch posted:

it's from rapper "Lil B" actually op

Based and Rap-Pilled poster hot cocoa on the couch.

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


Tomfoolery posted:

What's the source of the "increasingly isolated" meme? Not knowing is making me feel very isolated.

https://slate.com/news-and-politics/2020/04/one-again-as-always-the-press-declares-trump-increasingly-isolated.html

It has been used 30+ times in non-ironic news articles about trump.

Catastrophe
Oct 5, 2007

Committed to burn twice as long and half as bright
you see if you spread out the crimes over such a vast area, then the individual crimes aren't so visible right

Dick Jones
Jun 20, 2002

Number 2 Guy at OCP

Tomfoolery posted:

What's the source of the "increasingly isolated" meme? Not knowing is making me feel very isolated.

It's a phrase that got abused to the point of absurdity by journalists like Maggie Haberman. Sort of like Thomas Friedman's "next six months" during the Iraq War became the Friedman Unit. It was a way to hype up readers on some nebulous reckoning or consequences that were right around the corner, when they were clearly not right around the corner.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


JAMOOOL
Oct 18, 2004

:qq: I LOVE TWO AND HALF MEN!! YOU 20 SOMETHINGS ARE JUST TOO CYNICAL TO UNDERSTAND IT!!:qq:

idiotsavant posted:

And yes, if Trump had just paid Stormy directly I assume it would have been perfectly legal except then he’d be going into the 2016 election with a porn star payment scandal on his hands.

wasnt he paying her to keep quiet? who would have known about this then?

cr0y
Mar 24, 2005



Things that definitely happened as opposed to the ... Literal opposite

Hazo
Dec 30, 2004

SCIENCE




I still really like the suggestion someone made where he’s on the block at a livestock auction

PKMN TRAINER RED would crush this but I’d love to see someone with the most recent version of photoshop AI make this a reality

Argyle
Jun 7, 2001

JAMOOOL posted:

wasnt he paying her to keep quiet? who would have known about this then?

If he hadn’t been running for president, probably no one aside from the lawyers who drafted the NDA. His desire to be president exposed him to journalists digging around more than usual. Maybe we never would have heard of it if he hadn’t run in 2016.

A hubris lol.

Accipiter
Jan 24, 2004

SINATRA.
You're done! Bye!



quote:

The Supreme Court declined Monday to take up a case brought by Republicans Kari Lake and Mark Finchem over the use of voting machines in Arizona elections, the latest blow to the duo of GOP candidates who have seen their lawsuit rejected several times.

Lake and Finchem asked the Supreme Court to review a federal appellate judge’s decision to dismiss their case last October. The suit sought to block electronic voting machines from being used in the state, questioning their accuracy and reliability.

Lawyers for Lake, who is running for a Senate seat in Arizona this cycle, and Finchem, who is seeking a state Senate seat, argued in a court filing to the Supreme Court that they had sufficiently argued that all “Arizona-certified optical scanners and ballot marking devices, as well as the software on which they rely, have been wrongly certified for use”; Arizona’s voting machines had been “hacked” and “manipulated”; and that there were apparent discrepancies in the Maricopa County’s vote count after the 2020 election.

Serious_Cyclone
Oct 25, 2017

I appreciate your patience, this is a tricky maneuver

cr0y posted:

Things that definitely happened as opposed to the ... Literal opposite



It gives doomers something to salivate over. Also MAGA. It's weird how often both groups are aligned on this stuff.

Docjowles
Apr 9, 2009


It should be part of every outlet’s style guide that they have to call him Waltine

JAMOOOL
Oct 18, 2004

:qq: I LOVE TWO AND HALF MEN!! YOU 20 SOMETHINGS ARE JUST TOO CYNICAL TO UNDERSTAND IT!!:qq:

Argyle posted:

If he hadn’t been running for president, probably no one aside from the lawyers who drafted the NDA. His desire to be president exposed him to journalists digging around more than usual. Maybe we never would have heard of it if he hadn’t run in 2016.

A hubris lol.

right, but we didn't hear about it during the 2016 election, so I'm assuming it wouldn't have come up at all had he just paid her out of pocket

Hazo
Dec 30, 2004

SCIENCE



cr0y posted:

Things that definitely happened as opposed to the ... Literal opposite



I had to go to their website to find context because “dc enquirer judge rules against Leticia” literally doesn’t come up in google results :lol:

Seems like a really cool and reputable journalism source

Serious_Cyclone
Oct 25, 2017

I appreciate your patience, this is a tricky maneuver
jam a turkey baster into your cankle to drain the fluid

LaserPrinter69
Sep 6, 2022

"I did a perfect print job, grown men were coming up to me and saying with tears in their eyes, 'Sir, it was a perfect print job.' What they're trying to do to your favorite printer (ME!) is a disgrace."

*clicks so fast my computer mouse leaves little smoke trails across my desk*

Chimp_On_Stilts
Aug 31, 2004
Holy Hell.

Anderson Koopa posted:

He's technically a father and a husband. But I don't think he is a very good one.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Melania_Trump#Marriage_and_family



The list of reasons to dislike Trump is endless. And even this isn't his worst offense. But simultaneously deciding both to have a kid and not to be part of their life is loathsome.

The man is just utterly loving despicable. Even outside politics.

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

Chimp_On_Stilts posted:

The list of reasons to dislike Trump is endless. And even this isn't his worst offense. But simultaneously deciding both to have a kid and not to be part of their life is loathsome.

The man is just utterly loving despicable. Even outside politics.

I'm most any other case yeah, but in this one I think he did Barron a solid

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

Nooner posted:

I'm most any other case yeah, but in this one I think he did Barron a solid

Probably his first time "doing a solid" in months

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

cr0y posted:

Things that definitely happened as opposed to the ... Literal opposite



Nelson Mandingo
Mar 27, 2005





Hey this seems a little illegal.

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

Don't forget Hitler's contributions to medicine.

Anderson Koopa posted:

He's technically a father and a husband. But I don't think he is a very good one.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Melania_Trump#Marriage_and_family



This is the same energy of my husband trying to talk me into getting a cat "Honey, you won't have to do anything!" "I said you could have a cat." "But you won't even have to clean the litter box!" "I said you can have a cat." "I'll do all the vet appointments and everything! "What part of "You can get a cat" are you trying to talk me into?"

Aishlinn
Mar 31, 2011

This might hurt a bit..


Hazo posted:

I still really like the suggestion someone made where he’s on the block at a livestock auction

PKMN TRAINER RED would crush this but I’d love to see someone with the most recent version of photoshop AI make this a reality




can i get 1 dollar, 1 dollar, anybody anybody, 1 dollar,, dollar buys you a criminal and a lawyer, 1 dollar, anybody, anybody?

Tricky Ed
Aug 18, 2010

It is important to avoid confusion. This is the one that's okay to lick.



Just in case X decides to be X:

quote:

NEW: Trump valet Walt Nauta was allegedly told “if even if he gets charged with lying to the FBI, FPOTUS will pardon him in 2024” — per cooperating witness Person 16

Nauta is now a co-defendant in the Trump classified docs case, charged with obstruction

https://storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.flsd.648653/gov.uscourts.flsd.648653.470.4.pdf

Stunt-Puffin
May 19, 2023

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Almost Smart
Sep 14, 2001

so your telling me you wasn't drunk or fucked up in anyway. when you had sex with me and that monkey

Same, honestly. I’ve aged 20 years since 2016.

Hazo
Dec 30, 2004

SCIENCE



Aishlinn posted:




can i get 1 dollar, 1 dollar, anybody anybody, 1 dollar,, dollar buys you a criminal and a lawyer, 1 dollar, anybody, anybody?

You gotta switch the goat with trump

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

Don't forget Hitler's contributions to medicine.


This Trump guy sounds really unwell or that confused him with a dog.

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

If Trump doesn't golf 4 times a week he will die

Aishlinn
Mar 31, 2011

This might hurt a bit..


Hazo posted:

You gotta switch the goat with trump

:effort:

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

kazil posted:

If Trump doesn't golf 4 times a week he will die

"And if you take away his ability to personally threaten and sic his mob on prosecutors and the legal system, he'll just fall apart!"

Shishkahuben
Mar 5, 2009





Three Olives posted:



This Trump guy sounds really unwell or that confused him with a dog.

setting the stage for them to wheel trunp into court on oxygen, with a walker, matching tennis balls on each foot

it's called foreshadowing and it's classy

Accipiter
Jan 24, 2004

SINATRA.

This is incorrect.

quote:

After college, after Trump mostly gave up his personal athletic interests, he came to view time spent playing sports as time wasted. Trump believed the human body was like a battery, with a finite amount of energy, which exercise only depleted. So he didn’t work out. When he learned that John O’Donnell, one of his top casino executives, was training for an Ironman triathlon, he admonished him, “You are going to die young because of this.”

Trump said he was not following any special diet or exercise regimen for the campaign. ”’All my friends who work out all the time, they’re going for knee replacements, hip replacements — they’re a disaster,” he said. He exerts himself fully by standing in front of an audience for an hour, as he just did. ‘That’s exercise.’”

Fabulousity
Dec 29, 2008

Number One I order you to take a number two.

If Trump gets tossed in the clink for a weekend due to contempt I assume he'd be isolated by himself per Secret Service concerns. I hope they would include a mini putt putt toy in the cell so he can keep working on his Adonis physique.

Wilkins Micawber
Jan 27, 2005

as we leave this existence
looking for another
Fallen Rib

Jelly posted:

I had to read your post twice but ultimately felt like it was worth it

Yeah sometimes I'm bad at communicating ideas (much less jokes,) but I am very glad someone got there in the end. :haibrow:

Nessus
Dec 22, 2003

After a Speaker vote, you may be entitled to a valuable coupon or voucher!



kazil posted:

If Trump doesn't golf 4 times a week he will die
Inshallah

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

lol the Biden campaign already using it against Trump

Corn Glizzy
Jun 28, 2007



kazil posted:

lol the Biden campaign already using it against Trump


At this point whoever their Department of Memes cabinet member is gonna be busy cranking these out every afternoon till the trial ends

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sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

Accipiter posted:

This is incorrect.

Trump is right

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