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ApplesandOranges posted:Man, story about guy with racist mom/sister just makes me so mad. There's not even a satisfying end to that one, what a bummer of a story. A friend of mine (Italian-American) married a Chinese-American guy and moved to NJ to reduce the chances that they'd keep hearing things like "But if you marry him, your children's eyes will be all chinky!" :vomit: Here's something lol but harmless: quote:Dear Amy: I have a weird parenting question. The lol comes from being thinking that a four-year-old cutting their hair and telling a lie (probably afraid she'd get in trouble) is anything at all to worry about. I guess I'm self-harming when I trim my eyebrows too much. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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sullat posted:Maybe she should check to see if he's been replaced by the fae or a doppelganger. Does she have any silver in the house? You need coldiron for that, dumb dumb.
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trickybiscuits posted:The lol comes from being thinking that a four-year-old cutting their hair and telling a lie (probably afraid she'd get in trouble) is anything at all to worry about. I guess I'm self-harming when I trim my eyebrows too much. This kid is mentally weak. When I was 5 or 6 and cut my hair, I just pretended it had always been that way. My mom asked me "Little Coca, what happened to your hair?" and little Coca innocently says, "my hair? did something happen to my hair???" and then she pointed out that my bangs were way way shorter than they had been like two or three hours ago and I suddenly remembered the experiments I had been conducting in my room with a shoebox and vials to make dinosaur dna, since dna and hair were both composed of strands.
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mystes posted:That's a little disappointing because my first reaction to the post was that she's nuts She is. Boyfriend is still a cheater. Batterypowered7 posted:You need coldiron for that, dumb dumb. She needs to press a horseshoe to his face while he sleeps and post an update when he wakes up and asks what on earth she's doing.
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I trimmed my own bangs once when they were getting kinda long and in my eyes. I thought I did an ok job even if it wasn't perfect. I wonder if there's any pics of the result. IIRC the main issue was that I didn't get em straight across, the overall line was curved so the ends were still pretty long. But I think that might even be stylish these days
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trickybiscuits posted:A friend of mine (Italian-American) married a Chinese-American guy and moved to NJ to reduce the chances that they'd keep hearing things like "But if you marry him, your children's eyes will be all chinky!" :vomit: Hot take: monolid eyes are more attractive than eyes with the eyelid seam visible. Yes I'm Chinese-American, I'm totally biased
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the holy poopacy posted:Palate cleanser: I may be cynical but I do enjoy happy endings. Good on the husband for taking the hint the universe was giving him to knock his poo poo off.
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Malachite_Dragon posted:I may be cynical but I do enjoy happy endings. Good on the husband for taking the hint the universe was giving him to knock his poo poo off. Yeah that was super heartwarming. Guy realizes he's falling into a common trap that ruins relationships and pulls himself out.
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I work at a preschool and we have a whole like, pretend barbershop set up and the kids just go nuts in there, its the craziest thing. Unhinged amounts of joy and amazement at the concept of Hair.
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Wonder if he went on WikiHow to learn how to be better at oral.
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Also cutequote:Dear Care and Feeding,
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Hughlander posted:AITAH - My friend keeps on talking about my ex in front of my fiancée The mum being racist. I can understand. I have personally seen such things where a racist mum/dad disapproves of their childs/ non white fiance/e. (It actually happened with my mum and dad. My Grandfather wouldn't talk to my mum at all until after I was born, and then because I was a "fair" skinned boy, all was well.) But the friend pushing the racist agenda, and trying to break up the seemingly happy couple for racist reasons is a new thing I havent seen
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trickybiscuits posted:Also cute r/relationships: your immediate presence is worth about four grapes and a cheese cube It's probably too long, but it'd be great
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BrigadierSensible posted:The mum being racist. I can understand. I have personally seen such things where a racist mum/dad disapproves of their childs/ non white fiance/e. (It actually happened with my mum and dad. My Grandfather wouldn't talk to my mum at all until after I was born, and then because I was a "fair" skinned boy, all was well.) Sister's racist, but I think the friend is in some insane rut where they think their friends need to be together. Though she certainly doesn't CARE that the mom and sister want this as well for racist reasons... I mean maybe she's also racist, but she seems to have very carefully not said anything racist herself. She DOES seem to have been pushing for this relationship since the second they broke up though. Some people get fuckin weird about inter-friend relationships one way or another. Midnight Voyager fucked around with this message at 06:42 on Apr 27, 2024 |
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I imagine racism combined with romcom brain makes them think they're on a heroic quest to get OP back with his One True Love away from the weird gross foreign harpy trying to steal him away.
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edgeman83 posted:57M. White male. Attracted to women in their 20's in my teens, attracted to women in their 20's in my 20's, 30's and 40's, STILL attracted to women in their 20's in my 50's. Is this normal? I mean, are they the only women he's attracted to, because then it feels weird. Otherwise it's like, okay you're attracted to attractive people? Doesn't seem that big of a deal. It is reddit though so better than fair chance he's a creep.
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Malachite_Dragon posted:
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AKA Pseudonym posted:AITA for “overreacting” to my nephew’s behavior at my wedding? gently caress this lady. Kid did literally nothing wrong.
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trickybiscuits posted:Also cute I read this as "My 22-year-old son is generally happy and independent, except when I drop him off at day care"
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PancakeTransmission posted:When I was about 11 or so, I tore up the table cover into tiny pieces (was basically just paper so not really a tablecloth) and played with a lit candle. The wedding party did complain to my parents but nothing actually came of it. Weird how literally nothing I did as a child prompted my mum to get any kind of testing when I hit almost every checkbox for AuDHD I'll never know how I avoided getting tested as a child. Though I'm very glad I did. Things were loving bad in the 70s and 80s if you were on the spectrum. Though I still managed to spend most of my childhood being shuffled to ever less pleasant relatives because I was 'weird'. I remember I once spent about 6 months absolutely fascinated by meteorites and filled a small Tupperware tub with about half an inch of talcum powder and just dropped small ball bearings into it for hours at a time to watch the tiny craters it would make. Megillah Gorilla fucked around with this message at 09:55 on Apr 27, 2024 |
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trickybiscuits posted:The lol comes from being thinking that a four-year-old cutting their hair and telling a lie (probably afraid she'd get in trouble) is anything at all to worry about. I guess I'm self-harming when I trim my eyebrows too much. When I was four, I cut my bangs into a zigzag because my mum used to joke about me looking like Charlie Brown (i.e. bald) until I was two, and I thought the zigzag on Charlie Brown’s head looked cool. I was a girl and the zigzag bangs didn’t go over very well with mum. Shithouse Dave fucked around with this message at 10:22 on Apr 27, 2024 |
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Ugh, quote not edit
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AITA for not letting the travel agent share my room?quote:A friend invited me to a resort. I agreed and booked through her travel agent. When booking, the travel agent disclosed that she is also going on the trip and that she hasn’t booked yet which I found strange. I booked my trip about a month ago. super great for the person who has your credit card and passport info to also be a mondo weirdo
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Mx. posted:AITA for not letting the travel agent share my room? Unless I misread, the edit says the travel agent has no idea that the friend is suggesting this. I'm willing to bet the travel agent has no idea.
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Mx. posted:AITA for not letting the travel agent share my room? Ah yes, going on vacation with a long-distance "friend" that you've barely met, booking said vacation through said friend's "travel agent", a thing that is super normal to have in TYOOL 2024, and is now being asked to share a room with said travel agent for some stupid loving reason. This definitely does not sound like the setup for the newest instalment in the Hostel series.
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kdrudy posted:I mean, are they the only women he's attracted to, because then it feels weird. Otherwise it's like, okay you're attracted to attractive people? Doesn't seem that big of a deal. It is reddit though so better than fair chance he's a creep. Pretty weird he'd be attracted to lead actresses in movies, normally the studios make sure that sort of things does not happen. Someone dropped the ball.
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Computer Jones posted:I read this as "My 22-year-old son is generally happy and independent, except when I drop him off at day care" And he still doesn't clean his own rear end.
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Shanghaied posted:And he still doesn't clean his own rear end. That's straight up husband material right there.
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A friend (24M) of mine (23M) apparently lied and told someone we slept together. Now everyone is congratulating me for coming out of the closet, and they think I am just lying because I am ashamed when I tell them I am not gay. The guy who lied refuses to tell the truth.quote:This is a really strange situation. I hung out with a guy I sort of know at a bar for a while, and he asked to see my gaming PC so we went over my apartment. Jokingly, his friends were saying we were going up there to gently caress (I live above the bar). We did a tiny bit of coke while we were up there, hung out and played games and talked about the PC for like maybe an hour and a half or so, then he went back down and I stayed up there. Going theory is that the guy lied about them having sex to cover for the doing cocaine thing.
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Cythereal posted:A friend (24M) of mine (23M) apparently lied and told someone we slept together. Now everyone is congratulating me for coming out of the closet, and they think I am just lying because I am ashamed when I tell them I am not gay. The guy who lied refuses to tell the truth. I don't think I'd actually recommend doing it because it's a huge escalation, but I like one of the commenter's recommendation to go all in on something like "I did not consent to having sex with George and I'm incredibly upset that my friends don't believe me."
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Cythereal posted:A friend (24M) of mine (23M) apparently lied and told someone we slept together. Now everyone is congratulating me for coming out of the closet, and they think I am just lying because I am ashamed when I tell them I am not gay. The guy who lied refuses to tell the truth. Seems odd for everyone full stop to not believe him, if it's not fake and they're not actually manifesting homophobic vibes then I don't get how you couldn't just say "I dunno wtf he's thinking or why he said that, we went upstairs to do some coke and that's it" and then just cut out anybody who refuses to believe you or attacks you for denying it
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Cythereal posted:A friend (24M) of mine (23M) apparently lied and told someone we slept together. Now everyone is congratulating me for coming out of the closet, and they think I am just lying because I am ashamed when I tell them I am not gay. The guy who lied refuses to tell the truth. 23-year-olds using Facebook?
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Me [27 F] with my ex fiance [29 M] of 5 years, he is the father, wants our relationship back but I don't know...quote:So, my ex who we will call Derek and I met at a work related meetup, we are both software engineers. We hung out, we clicked and after a couple of weeks we officially started dating. I was smitten. He was the first man I ever actually loved and really wanted to spent my future with. After three years together we got engaged. He proposed and I said yes. I thought I would get the fairy tale ending that I never even knew I wanted.
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Cythereal posted:A friend (24M) of mine (23M) apparently lied and told someone we slept together. Now everyone is congratulating me for coming out of the closet, and they think I am just lying because I am ashamed when I tell them I am not gay. The guy who lied refuses to tell the truth. Time to lean in and announce you’re HIV positive and the only person you’ve had sex with recently was George
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Eileen in their twenties are attractive, especially ones famously hot like Sydney Sweeney or Margot Robbie, but uh, they only get hotter from there. When Sydney Sweeney is 40 she's going to be way hotter than she even is now
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Is Eileen that one-legged woman?
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I've heard all about what guys want to do to Eileen, they wrote a song
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0SpQxdjJa2w
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John Wick of Dogs posted:Eileen in their twenties are attractive, especially ones famously hot like Sydney Sweeney or Margot Robbie, but uh, they only get hotter from there. When Sydney Sweeney is 40 she's going to be way hotter than she even is now Sure, but by then the entertainment news cycle, and therefore the OP's libido, would've moved on.
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Cythereal posted:Me [27 F] with my ex fiance [29 M] of 5 years, he is the father, wants our relationship back but I don't know... To hell with this guy. Jumping straight to calling her a cheating whore is reason enough not to take him back. And I'm not sure when known fertility problems should be disclosed but I'm pretty sure it should have happened the time you're engaged and seriously discussing having children.
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