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Swerve vs Kyle 17 22.97%
Anna vs Mina 7 9.46%
Casino Match 45 60.81%
Mox vs Hobbs 5 6.76%
Total: 74 votes
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Gorgolflox
Apr 2, 2009

Gun Saliva

Elephant Ambush posted:

Kenny is absolutely going to get attacked tonight and Hangman is absolutely Buckshot Lariating his head off his shoulders.

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DLC Inc
Jun 1, 2011

Hangman coming back to a company where Swerve is champion and the Elite are ultra villains with Okada in their employment is going to be so fun

Shard
Jul 30, 2005

Hangman gonna be like I remember when you did this to me Kenny!

blunt
Jul 7, 2005

I know it's a riff on Succession, but if we're redoing the NWO then The Elite are gonna need better music.

rotinaj
Sep 5, 2008

Fun Shoe
I miss carry on my wayward son

I also miss superkick party

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

I miss Wayward but it's a face theme. I like their current one.

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen
I doubt Kenny takes any bumps tonight. Maybe one of those things where the cameras cut the the back and he's on the ground and writing around in pain. But if he hasn't had his surgery yet idk if they want to risk medically clearing him to take bumps.

Chinston Wurchill
Jun 27, 2010

It's not that kind of test.

That Dang Dad posted:

I'm wracking my brain to remember, have there been any notable kayfabe friendships across Heel/Face lines as part of an angle, like one guy turns heel or face but stays friendly with the faction that's the opposite alignment? Closest that doesn't really count that I can think of is Rey Fenix being anti-tiny hammer while Pac and Penta were full on hammer fiends. Usually that misalignment leads to a breakup match but I'm trying to remember if any haven't and that's just part of the characters

Will Ospreay and the Callis family comes to mind.

I think Lex Luger and Sting had this dynamic on occasion.

DeathChicken
Jul 9, 2012

Nonsense. I have not yet begun to defile myself.

Sting/Lex was great, Sting was like "My best friend is a terrible person but he's still my friend no matter what"

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen
Lex also hosed Sting up to the point where he's still all emo about it more than 25 years later.

CombineThresher
Apr 10, 2006

GIT R DONNE

DeathChicken posted:

Sting/Lex was great, Sting was like "My best friend is a terrible person but he's still my friend no matter what"

And I mean, who among us

The D in Detroit
Oct 13, 2012

BigBallChunkyTime posted:

I doubt Kenny takes any bumps tonight. Maybe one of those things where the cameras cut the the back and he's on the ground and writing around in pain. But if he hasn't had his surgery yet idk if they want to risk medically clearing him to take bumps.

he's taking a tony khan driver off the stage

Maigius
Jun 29, 2013


BigBallChunkyTime posted:

I doubt Kenny takes any bumps tonight. Maybe one of those things where the cameras cut the the back and he's on the ground and writing around in pain. But if he hasn't had his surgery yet idk if they want to risk medically clearing him to take bumps.

That's what the World Famous Money Clip is good for.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

I'm not sure what news I've missed because I got too excited discovering that Brian Cage wears a cape now :hellyeah:

Nea
Feb 28, 2014

Funny Little Guy Aficionado.
you know, Tony Khan really should have started looking out when the Bucks renamed a move the 'tony khan driver'. they sure did driver tony khan with it, huh? That's called 'foreshadowing'

The D in Detroit
Oct 13, 2012

Jerusalem posted:

I'm not sure what news I've missed because I got too excited discovering that Brian Cage wears a cape now :hellyeah:

My appreciation for him went up immensely as soon as I saw he was doing the cape and face paint

Pylons
Mar 16, 2009

Nea posted:

you know, Tony Khan really should have started looking out when the Bucks renamed a move the 'tony khan driver'. they sure did driver tony khan with it, huh? That's called 'foreshadowing'

I mean they never hit Meltzer with it.

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

Pylons posted:

I mean they never hit Meltzer with it.

That you know of. Why do you think he's been so in the tank for Hunter lately? #askquestions

Erin M. Fiasco
Mar 21, 2013

Nothing's better than postin' in the morning!



Pylons posted:

I mean they never hit Meltzer with it.

By changing the name you think "oh those scamps, they'll never hit TK with it" but then they're like "haha, you have fallen into my trap. this is not an amusingly nonindicative name, this is actually a very indicative name". It's a misdirect!

Nea
Feb 28, 2014

Funny Little Guy Aficionado.

Erin M. Fiasco posted:

By changing the name you think "oh those scamps, they'll never hit TK with it" but then they're like "haha, you have fallen into my trap. this is not an amusingly nonindicative name, this is actually a very indicative name". It's a misdirect!

it's really 4d chess they're playin...

Shard
Jul 30, 2005

https://twitter.com/ZayKassidy/status/1785660119297974662

Barry Bluejeans
Feb 2, 2017

ATTENTHUN THITIZENTH
Joe doing his best Blue Justice in the new render, I like it

Erin M. Fiasco
Mar 21, 2013

Nothing's better than postin' in the morning!



The replies to the original and Zay's tweet both are absolutely hilarious, this should be a ridiculously fun squash.

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?

Barry Bluejeans posted:



gently caress yes

Babyface Brian Cape let's loving go.

I'm guessing this means we're seeing how The Mogul Embassy gets retooled around tweener world champion swerve, and that we're heading towards Swerve vs Bryan Danielson at some PPV. Get a whole little BBC feud going.

Arabian Jesus
Feb 15, 2008

We've got the American Jesus
Bolstering national faith

We've got the American Jesus
Overwhelming millions every day

A Fancy Hat posted:

I'd love it if we get The Elite vs Team Hangman Blood and Guts at some point, there's one spot left on Team Hangman, and Hangman has to go to Swerve for help because he knows he's the best person for a violent and deranged match like that.

This would rule so hard

Gambit from the X-Men
May 12, 2001

a war boy standing alone in the desert blasting his mouth with cum from a dildo
can't wait for hanger to rejoin his friends, the elite, once his suspension has passed

Ganso Bomb
Oct 24, 2005

turn it all around

Jack Perry should win the TNT Title both to avenge his father Christian Cage but also because why wouldn’t The Elite want one of their guys to be the face of the network?

Shard
Jul 30, 2005

https://twitter.com/SeanRossSapp/status/1785714882710511767

Wintermutant
Oct 2, 2009




Dinosaur Gum

Zay is going to let loose with such a good shriek at some point during that match

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?

god, that timing is so loving rough. Really hope it goes well.

Gumball Gumption
Jan 7, 2012


God drat, poor guy. That was a really big moment to get derailed by injury

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010


Nooooooo

The Notorious ZSB
Apr 19, 2004

I SAID WE'RE NOT GONNA BE FUCKING SUCK THIS YEAR!!!

Wintermutant posted:

Zay is going to let loose with such a good shriek at some point during that match

I just want to see Joe's face when Zay MOANS during some move and he has no clue what to make of it.

Ganso Bomb
Oct 24, 2005

turn it all around

The Notorious ZSB posted:

I just want to see Joe's face when Zay MOANS during some move and he has no clue what to make of it.

Just non-stop moaning while in the Coquina Clutch.

Sucks about Hobbs. And on such a weird and routine thing. Dude just ran into the corner and that was it.

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?
https://twitter.com/OfficialTAZ/status/1785720064458518636

quote:

Went to a highly acclaimed orthopedic surgeon yesterday to discuss my knee. It’s been brutal for a couple of years, he did testing & X-rays on me. So, both of my shoulders & knees need to be replaced. 4 joints. I am not doing this right now. I’m gonna keep trying regenerative procedures & try to suck it up dealing with the pain.
*This is NOT from bumps… It’s from training too heavy like a caveman trying to be “big”. I’m posting this for today’s wrestlers, please be smarter, times have changed for the better!!

Erin M. Fiasco
Mar 21, 2013

Nothing's better than postin' in the morning!



Heartbroken for Hobbs. I really hope he heals up and can come back soon. I truly believe he has a high ceiling and with some seasoning is someone who will help carry the company forward.

Aw man, and Taz...it really shows how poor and over the top training can lead to long term damage.

Barry Bluejeans
Feb 2, 2017

ATTENTHUN THITIZENTH
a quadruple joint replacement, good lord

even more credit for taking any sort of bump in that state

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

that sucks for hobbs and taz and wish them both a speedy recovery. i saw taz walk to the desk in person in january and the dude looked barely ambulatory without any walking aids

Barry Bluejeans
Feb 2, 2017

ATTENTHUN THITIZENTH


singles Jay!

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Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007


Umm I don't think I even knew shoulder replacements were a possibility :aaa:

e: I suppose it makes sense since hips are common and it's also a ball-and-socket joint. Still though!

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