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Should I step down as head of twitter
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Yes 420 4.43%
No 69 0.73%
Goku 9001 94.85%
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redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Caturd3:Catgirl

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heard u like girls
Mar 25, 2013

kazil posted:

Do robo-catgirls count for unregretted user seconds?

Well i certainly felt regret after jacking it to one but i'm aware that is not the typical twitter users xperience

zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos
Charging for new battery controller software is just asserting Tesla as the premier AI company. They are selling code, not cars!

Quote-Unquote
Oct 22, 2002



Cyboertrump

Smekerman
Feb 3, 2001
Lol at that fake-rear end Trump signature. Couldn't even find a vector for the real thing. It doesn't even look like Russian cursive!

R.L. Stine
Oct 19, 2007

welcome to dead gay dog house
the cybertrump foundation paid to repair the damage to my tesla when i was attacked by leftist nazipunk jews

Dwesa
Jul 19, 2016

Maybe I'll go where I can see stars

how to combine two poorly shaped wrecks with major leakage problems

E the Shaggy
Mar 29, 2010
The richest man in the world is a 12 year old girl. Concerning.

poisonpill
Nov 8, 2009

The only way to get huge fast is to insult a passing witch and hope she curses you with Beast-strength.


Awww Musky noticed another wrinkle

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Good thing he's spent so much time creating a bespoke set of blood-producing offspring

R.L. Stine
Oct 19, 2007

welcome to dead gay dog house
new single about to drop 🔥🔥

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

E the Shaggy posted:

The richest man in the world is a 12 year old girl. Concerning.



He almost made it a full year before reposting his poo poo

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!



Yup

FlamingLiberal
Jan 18, 2009

Would you like to play a game?



“Truck door severed my head, but still love the truck”

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

that is just not true at all!

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007


lol what does he think his all night poo poo posting is gaining him? Some savage macho man points?

Anderson Koopa
Jun 9, 2006



FlamingLiberal posted:

“Truck door severed my head, but still love the truck”

You don't need a brain to appreciate the Cyber truck.

FlamingLiberal
Jan 18, 2009

Would you like to play a game?



Anderson Koopa posted:

You don't need a brain to appreciate the Cyber truck.
You have said the actual truth

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Anderson Koopa posted:

You don't need a brain to appreciate the Cyber truck.

NEURALINK!

redgubbinz
May 1, 2007


whenever I see these weird performative masculinity posts I think about how the louder the howler monkey is, the smaller his balls

bunch of unwiped dingleberries writing fanfic about an alternate universe where they're the strongest bigly man in the world who almost never cries when a video game has a sensibly dressed lady in it

Dwesa
Jul 19, 2016

Maybe I'll go where I can see stars

isn't he also proponent of eugenics? I assume he thinks selective breeding should only apply to others

Steadiman
Jan 31, 2006

Hey...what kind of party is this? there's no booze and only one hooker!

silly sevens

yeah men in other stages of our history never wore wildly flamboyant clothing or robes or anything.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Steadiman posted:

yeah men in other stages of our history never wore wildly flamboyant clothing or robes or anything.

As God King Alpha Male Emperor I will only wear crocheted robes!

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


Hey girls!!!!!!!!!! Hey girls

Anderson Koopa
Jun 9, 2006



Dwesa posted:

isn't he also proponent of eugenics? I assume he thinks selective breeding should only apply to others

He has 10 kids :lol:. Funnily enough, one of his oldest kids hates his guts and doesn't even use his last name.

E the Shaggy
Mar 29, 2010
Elon's rear end couldn't get into Weenie Hut Jrs.

R.L. Stine
Oct 19, 2007

welcome to dead gay dog house
we've lost the masculine men to the woke mind virus. god help us if it reaches the effeminate ones

sexy tiger boobs
Aug 23, 2002

Up shit creek with a turd for a paddle.

Domesticated dogs are also undeniably more successful as a species than wolves. For a guy who is constantly worried about birth rate this is a really stupid thing to bitch about.

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.


this is the most cursed thing I've seen today

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

oh wait my monitor was off

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

i would love to know how elong defines the concept of "masculinity"

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

He's posting some really dumb poo poo today






that JK post is long as gently caress too, just like all the best tweets are

Songbearer
Jul 12, 2007




Fuck you say?

No. 6 posted:

Oh no, breaking the LAW! No Front PLATE?! LOCK EM UP!

As a True Friend Of The Left it's good and right to mock people who believe giving the cops more chances to abuse people is a bad idea, but have you considered Cybertruck owners are not people and actually deserve it

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear

have these idiots never met a muscle bottom

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

My dog would beat Elon Musk’s rear end until treats fell out of his doughy bowels.

gschmidl
Sep 3, 2011

watch with knife hands

coconono posted:

My dog would beat Elon Musk’s rear end until treats fell out of his doughy bowels.

Like a piñazi.

Most Power Alex
Sep 2, 2023

Never stop comparing yourselfs to an animal that is endangered/extinct in many parts of the world because they are seen as a hindrance to human progress 'masculine' men.

marshalljim
Mar 6, 2013

yospos
Musk thinks JK Rowling is going to post a new Harry Potter on Twitter.

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

dogs are better adapted to civlization than wolves. toxic masculinity is also incompatible with civilization. way to inadvertently say something right, elon

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Buce
Dec 23, 2005

marshalljim posted:

Musk thinks JK Rowling is going to post a new Harry Potter on Twitter.

harry potter and the human genitals

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