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Good Soldier Svejk posted:James Cameron would also have to stop making movies with how many times he's been through it If he stayed married to Kathryn Ann Bigelow maybe she could of stayed normal and not make a girl boss torture movie. Edit:I forgot she also made hurt locker lmao.
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insane clown pussy posted:i guess it's a scam if you're expecting an entertaining movie hubie halloween is happy gilmore tier
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Nix Panicus posted:Hmm, no. Little nazi guy with his coat hanger was the best Indiana Jones villain little nazi guy never pulled a beating heart out of a chest
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Spergin Morlock posted:little nazi guy never pulled a beating heart out of a chest Clown Mola Ram has to pull out a heart to be intimidating. Little nazi guy put his coat on a hanger.
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we can also admit that by their nature, the Indiana Jones movies are racist and sexist the 1st and 3rd not necessarily in a hateful/spiteful way, just kinda in a "it was the times" sorta sense but Temple feels bad, substantially more than the others to modern eyes... specifically I think George Lucas even admits he hated women at the time of making it. there's just not a lot of love in anything in it But actually I forgot about the "Anything Goes" opening and that rocks too the movie needed more of that
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I enjoyed Hubie Halloween
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Finally saw Dune 2, loving incredible movie
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Shageletic posted:What you people got wrong is that it isn't about avoiding movies made by divorced people, it's about people embodying being divorced. You could never have gotten married or is actually still married and still direct divorced-ly. Exhibit 1: The Wickerman. A movie that ends with Nick Cage punching a series of women before being trapped and eaten by bees. Spoilers for the horrible movie The Wickerman. I'd say that any Shane Black movie is extremely divorced.
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Good Soldier Svejk posted:we can also admit that by their nature, the Indiana Jones movies are racist and sexist Is there anything really sexist about Willie besides for how much she screams? I recall really liking the character, she was funny and her viewing Indy as a charmless brute led to fun moments. To the best of my memory she's my favorite character in the series.
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Good Soldier Svejk posted:George Lucas even admits he hated women at the time of making it. he probably had a bad date
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Spergin Morlock posted:he probably had a bad date I thought that was when him and Steve were going through divorces. Edit: oh I just got it
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May 9, 2024 02:37
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CaptainBeefart posted:I enjoyed Hubie Halloween does he frantically pet a jack o lantern and start talking in his baby voice about how much he loves his best friend the pumpkin only to suddenly fly into a fit of rage and punch his hands through it
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May 9, 2024 02:48
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I've said it before itt but the opening sequence of temple of doom is the greatest sequence in the whole franchise
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May 9, 2024 03:07
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Given the divorce discussion I missed last page I'd like to add an amendment that divorced people can get a pass if they get remarried or if they can prove they and their ex are on good terms
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May 9, 2024 03:27
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Temple of Doom isn't ALL bad, it's just Willie and the monkey brains scene that suck but they're pretty bad e: but having gotten even more caught up if it violates my divorce statute I disavow
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i say swears online posted:I've said it before itt but the opening sequence of temple of doom is the greatest sequence in the whole franchise A bold take, how many iconic boulder traps does it have?
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Nix Panicus posted:A bold take, how many iconic boulder traps does it have? one (it's a gong)
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Watched Godzilla minus one It ruled, u get to see a ijn Warboat broadside Godzilla it was extremely cool
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watching mad max 2 now. very 1980s blockbuster sequel. looks great compared with the poo poo we're shoveled now. starts with a big cokey 80s pop song which was pretty offputting. too much talking. his wig in this first part is incredible
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imo the best Indiana jones sequence is the tank chase/fight imo I think raiders is just barely the best one; last crusade is close but a little too self indulgent where raiders plays it a bit more straight
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Fighting Elegy posted:Is there anything really sexist about Willie besides for how much she screams? I recall really liking the character, she was funny and her viewing Indy as a charmless brute led to fun moments. To the best of my memory she's my favorite character in the series.
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the milk machine posted:last crusade is close but a little too self indulgent where raiders plays it a bit more straight that's why it's the best one, plus it has connery who really was truly GOAT. i like last crusade the most, no contest
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A Buttery Pastry posted:The hosed up thing is that we live in a world without husband gal directors This goon publically admitting they've never seen any Fassbinder shaking my drat head
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Open Source Idiom posted:This goon publically admitting they've never seen any Fassbinder shaking my drat head Secondly, gay marriage was only legalized 35 years after his death, so he couldn't be a husband guy director
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thirdly, fassbinder sucks
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Nah his movies have a unique depressing vibe I haven't experienced anywhere else. Also weird humoristic elements that pop up out of nowhere.
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A Buttery Pastry posted:people claim that she's sexist, because they hate her, and convince themselves that it's because she's anti-feminist - rather than because they only accept a very specific type of women i always thought the main criticism of the character was her being completely extraneous to the plot, like it's a bit part that got second billing
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Nix Panicus posted:Hmm, no. Little nazi guy with his coat hanger was the best Indiana Jones villain Isn't that the same woth the latest Indiana Jones movie?
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Fighting Elegy posted:I'd say that any Shane Black movie is extremely divorced. Unfortunately, you're right lol
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Missed the Edgar Wright chat a few pages back, but watching Spaced still feels like a magical show to watch and makes me feel nostalgic for my twenties even though I'm an elder millennial and not a late 20-something gen x-er. Also glad I have it on DVD so I could get closure about the ending of the series, and also Patton Oswalt's commentary tracks where he spends half of it fawning over Daisy.
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mars express is the best movie of 2024 sorry dunc
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Shageletic posted:Isn't that the same woth the latest Indiana Jones movie? I don't know, the whole movie was completely unnecessary so I skipped it.
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Here's the thing about Willie in temple of doom: she acts like a totally normal person. Ppl be getting mad at her for whining about sticking her hand in a pile of centipedes and thinking eating monkey brains is gross. "Nuh uh I woulda totally stuck my hand in the bug box" get real!
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Justin Tyme posted:Here's the thing about Willie in temple of doom: she acts like a totally normal person. Ppl be getting mad at her for whining about sticking her hand in a pile of centipedes and thinking eating monkey brains is gross. "Nuh uh I woulda totally stuck my hand in the bug box" get real! I know "shrill" is not a cool word to say, but Willie spends way too much time screaming at a really high, grating register. It makes the character hard to watch. I'm not watching Indiana Jones for realism.
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Willie is annoying, sorry feminists 
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Justin Tyme posted:Here's the thing about Willie in temple of doom: she acts like a totally normal person. Ppl be getting mad at her for whining about sticking her hand in a pile of centipedes and thinking eating monkey brains is gross. "Nuh uh I woulda totally stuck my hand in the bug box" get real! this loving bitch started whining when i had us jump out of a crashing plane and then raft-ski down the entirety of the himilayas
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i initiated a gunfight via the black market antiquities trade in a restaurant and this dancer started losing her drat mind
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i say swears online posted:this loving bitch started whining when i had us jump out of a crashing plane and then raft-ski down the entirety of the himilayas "Notice how the little Cantonese boy stayed calm."
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i say swears online posted:this loving bitch started whining when i had us jump out of a crashing plane and then raft-ski down the entirety of the himilayas What if she just said 'holy poo poo!' once?
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