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Top Hats Monthly
Jun 22, 2011


People are people so why should it be, that you and I should get along so awfully blink blink recall STOP IT YOU POSH LITTLE SHIT
TODAY IN A TITAN MATCH UP.

WE HAVE THE VAUNTED CAROLINA OFFENSE, LED BY THE ONE AND ONLY CAM NEWTON



AND IN THIS CORNER, WE HAVE MARK "MARK SANCHEZ" SANCHEZ



But who will be the game breaker here? Who's gonna bust it open?



Oh....



Urgh...

Okay! Monday Night Football! Be excited!



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zimbomonkey
Jul 15, 2008

Tattoos? On MY black quarterback?
Lesean McCoy is going to destroy us tonight.

Absolute demolition.

Pron on VHS
Nov 14, 2005

Blood Clots
Sweat Dries
Bones Heal
Suck it Up and Keep Wrestling
I am really really excited for this game for some reason

FuriousxGeorge
Aug 8, 2007

We've been the best team all year.

They're just finding out.
I expect a win tonight. And then moving on to being terrified of most of the rest of the schedule. (Aside from Dallas on Thanksgiving. Eagles win that one easy. That's the deal, we get to clown NFC east opponents in big spots like that but we never get to have a ring.)

seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
INTUITION



Toilet Rascal

Pron on VHS posted:

I am really really excited for this game for some reason

As we are all fans of Mark Sanchez, we should all be excited for this game.

Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 2000

Lord Waffle Beard
Dec 7, 2013
Mark Sanchez

New Division
Jun 23, 2004

I beg to present to you as a Christmas gift, Mr. Lombardi, the city of Detroit.
Vick replaced Geno, who replaced Sanchez, who replaced Foles, who replaced Vick. Just a weird little loop that popped into my head.

RumbleFish
Dec 20, 2007

I have no real expectations for this game; I just hope we don't get embarrassed. Go Panthers.

Top Hats Monthly
Jun 22, 2011


People are people so why should it be, that you and I should get along so awfully blink blink recall STOP IT YOU POSH LITTLE SHIT
Connor Barwin is a hipster douche, in my opinion.

*He bikes
*Uses the subway
*Reads books (written by and for douches)
*Wears a plaid shirt
*Lives in the inner city
*That hair :stonklol:

bondster
May 6, 2007

Top Hats Monthly posted:

Connor Barwin is a hipster douche, in my opinion.

Connor Barwin owns, though I'm surprised by his hipsterness

Yoshifan823
Feb 19, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
What If... Macklemore Was Built Like A Brick Shithouse?

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

FuriousxGeorge posted:

I expect a win tonight. And then moving on to being terrified of most of the rest of the schedule. (Aside from Dallas on Thanksgiving. Eagles win that one easy. That's the deal, we get to clown NFC east opponents in big spots like that but we never get to have a ring.)

lol

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Haha south philly ain't even bad!

Sour Diesel
Jan 30, 2010

the eagles are dumb but go mark sanchez

Top Hats Monthly
Jun 22, 2011


People are people so why should it be, that you and I should get along so awfully blink blink recall STOP IT YOU POSH LITTLE SHIT

bondster posted:

Connor Barwin owns, though I'm surprised by his hipsterness

This is sarcasm, he seems like a cool guy. And a hipster.

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Let's see Connor bike through north philly

Lord Waffle Beard
Dec 7, 2013
I choose the butt fumble guy as the most important player on the team

Yoshifan823
Feb 19, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

euphronius posted:

Haha south philly ain't even bad!

It's West Philadelphia that has all the guys that are up to no good.

Top Hats Monthly
Jun 22, 2011


People are people so why should it be, that you and I should get along so awfully blink blink recall STOP IT YOU POSH LITTLE SHIT

euphronius posted:

Let's see Connor bike through north philly

no one cares about how lovely philly is, that's like water being wet and the sky being blue on clear days

Brannock
Feb 9, 2006

by exmarx
Fallen Rib
I really don't think there's any possible way I could not root for Sanchez. Especially with the possibility of the Saints winning the South at 7-9 and hosting the Seahawks, which means they can't have any competition, which means Carolina probably shouldn't win tonight.

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

I care!

Top Hats Monthly
Jun 22, 2011


People are people so why should it be, that you and I should get along so awfully blink blink recall STOP IT YOU POSH LITTLE SHIT

Yoshifan823 posted:

It's West Philadelphia that has all the guys that are up to no good.

They started making trouble in my neighborhood.

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Eagles pr hour on Espn

aBagorn
Aug 26, 2004

Top Hats Monthly posted:

no one cares about how lovely philly is, that's like water being wet and the sky being blue on clear days

Kindly gently caress off sir

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

FuriousxGeorge posted:

(Aside from Dallas on Thanksgiving. Eagles win that one easy.

Seriously, this is just dumb.

Danny LaFever
Dec 29, 2008


Grimey Drawer
Philadelphia sounds pretty terrible. At least that's what I get from the thread.

Top Hats Monthly
Jun 22, 2011


People are people so why should it be, that you and I should get along so awfully blink blink recall STOP IT YOU POSH LITTLE SHIT

aBagorn posted:

Kindly gently caress off sir

my city isn't lovely at all

oh hey is that a squad car going by

oh hey did someone i know get murdered

...yes :smith:

Lord Waffle Beard
Dec 7, 2013
Did thy do the Gruden Grinder yet?

Crescent Wrench
Sep 30, 2005

The truth is usually just an excuse for a lack of imagination.
Grimey Drawer
Tonight is much more stressful than the Texans game because at least then I didn't have time to fully process that Mark Sanchez was quarterbacking for my team until the game was over. I've had more than a week now to come to terms with the fact that it's Sanchize time in Philly.

God save us.

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Sanchez with an oline rbs wrs and a good o coordinator.

Dr_Strangelove
Dec 16, 2003

Mein Fuhrer! THEY WON!

A just God would give us Buttfumble II this evening

axeil
Feb 14, 2006

FuriousxGeorge posted:

I expect a win tonight. And then moving on to being terrified of most of the rest of the schedule. (Aside from Dallas on Thanksgiving. Eagles win that one easy. That's the deal, we get to clown NFC east opponents in big spots like that but we never get to have a ring.)

Dude we play the Titans in two weeks. Who's scared of a team that may or may not exist?


Please don't be bad Eagles :ohdear:

New Division posted:

Vick replaced Geno, who replaced Sanchez, who replaced Foles, who replaced Vick. Just a weird little loop that popped into my head.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHGHkGmOmD4

Lord Waffle Beard
Dec 7, 2013
Mark Sanchez might benefit from a flash card based offense

Top Hats Monthly
Jun 22, 2011


People are people so why should it be, that you and I should get along so awfully blink blink recall STOP IT YOU POSH LITTLE SHIT

Dr_Strangelove posted:

A just God would give us Buttfumble II this evening

I want a surprise buttfumble. The RB fumbles it into the Sanchizes hands, who runs 40+ yards for a TD, juking out a CB.

But that's just me.

Lord Waffle Beard
Dec 7, 2013
#grudengrinder

FuriousxGeorge
Aug 8, 2007

We've been the best team all year.

They're just finding out.

blue squares posted:

Seriously, this is just dumb.

That was absolutely 100% what I believe based on my most honest and sincere football analysis. And also that the team I root for will never win a championship. There is no amusingly intended pregame fun hyperbole and rival tweaking involved here in any way.

FuriousxGeorge
Aug 8, 2007

We've been the best team all year.

They're just finding out.
But really, the Eagles are going to embarrass the Cowboys on Thanksgiving in their house.

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Hahah yes buttfumble

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blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

FuriousxGeorge posted:

But really, the Eagles are going to embarrass the Cowboys on Thanksgiving in their house.

drat it George you done it now

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