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Welcome to the newest Freep thread! For the uninitiated, Freep, short for Free Republic, is a forum with a 1996 layout where the worst right-winged gently caress stains go to post about how America is dead, liberals/satan/gays are taking over the US, and blacks roam freely. Figure it's time for a fresh thread to harvest the crops of the first female president. _______________________________________________ Why do these jerks deserve a thread? Freep's a special little place in the pile of poo poo known as the far right. It's a gathering place for conservative thought except it's really not a place for thought. They subscribe to the form of conservative thought that conservatism cannot fail and all the ills in the world are because of global marxist liberalist elitisms. All bad people are liberals and all good people are conservatives. Republican rapes kids and covers it up? Nope liberal sorry! Eight years of the first islamofacist black president has not done well for their aging population, either. They possess incredibly religious zealotry for Supply Side Jesus who hates gays, blacks, single women, etc. It's ruled by JimRob, a decrepit scam artist that somehow gets people to donate to his site that he claims costs like 500k/yr to run or some poo poo. In reality it's just a way to funnel social security checks into his family coffers. He rules over Freep with an Iron Rascal. Ultimately, he decides what's conservative and what's not. That's OK because Freepers are secretly authoritarians and love being told what to think. JimRob zots (bans) anyone who disagrees with him. During the GOP primaries, he picks a candidate and it becomes illegal to talk bad about them. Anyone who does gets told they're a troll and zotted away. As a result, the Freep numbers have slowly dwindled and their hatred distilled into pure rage. So basically Freep's an echo chamber of right wing think that's unparalleled in its putrid filth. We regular readers of the thread enjoy it so much because they're so disconnected with reality it's hilarious. They also freak the gently caress out when good things happen to America. ________________________ Some Helpful Tips Alright this thread's for entertainment purposes only. Do not get worked up over these gently caress stains. They're old twats dying a lonely, miserable death. Frequently during the holidays we'll drudge up posts about how they've cut out family members that do not agree with their brand of conservative. In reality, their family probably just stopped visiting so they don't have to hear OBAMA SECRET MUSLIM COMMIE anymore. It's considered good form to post a link to the Freep thread you mine from. Older quotes that does not apply to since their site is garbage and mining quotes using their search sucks. Screen grabs are OK too. The only real rule here we ask is please do not touch the poop. Freep does not need a bunch of lovely trolls to post horrid opinions. Trolling them is never funny do not do it. _______________________________________ Here's some Freep opinions: On Islam quote:Muzzlimes: I watched 9/11 happen, through a window in a tall building. ...cont quote:Even then you can’t trust a Muslim because they are allowed to lie to advance Islam. In practice, Muslims will lie to you about practically anything. On the Anus quote:The anus is the expulsion port for waste fecal matter. Those attempting procreation through this orifice are confused. quote:They are promoting all sorts of sodomy. Since sex requires genitals, it is only fitting (no pun intended) that they redefine the anus this way. Sick bastards. quote:They do. Straight people engage in it as well. ...on Women (in regards to voting) quote:My wife has always said that was a mistake. Women’s wants are incompatible in the main with freedom and small government. Consciously they may desire thees things but they tend to vote for the pol who promises security for them and their children, just to be safe. quote:This is why a woman should NEVER be president, or even court judges. They are dominated by their feelings in ways that men just aren’t. quote:I am of the opinion that it was one of the largest factors regarding why the nation is in such a mess currently. They really don't like woman's rights. quote:The only vote women should have is whether to cook beef or chicken for dinner. quote:Yes, the downfall of America began with the women’s right to vote. quote:The Honorable Jan Brewer Another If I were In charge post: quote:A PERMANENT ANSWER TO SUPREME COURT AND FEDERAL GOVERNMENT ABUSES (Hostage) Noteworthy Posters: SavageSusie is a legitimate-----crazy person---who uses the----dash----entirely too much. Some Sex quote:9/15/2016, 2:04:09 PM · 7 of 16 Susie on Millennials quote:8/28/2016, 12:00:59 PM · 82 of 185 Lazamataz This guy's basically Hitler but instead of conquering things just wants death. Recently he's been posting the same thing about Obama's last days in office. Wonder if he'll do the same for Hillary quote:It is 170 days, 4 hours, 14 minutes, 13 seconds until the stuttering enemy-agent Muslim-excusing pusillanimous lawless defiling unctuous disgusting formulaic puerile wicked wretched venal grifting furious (and fast), conniving Marxism-loving stomach-turning corrupt impoverishing personal-history-concealing absurd unaccomplished contemptible megalomaniacal perjurious taxing nauseating blasphemous race-baiting crazed trash-talking cynical arrogant vacuous sanctimonious exploitive mercurial mocking Christophobic nefarious vile Republican-enabled wimpy prevaricating raging hoplophobia-consumed irresponsible belligerent repellent childish insolent felonious illegitimate jejune panic-encouraging contentious creepy effete deleterious chaos-creating lying robotic repulsive pugnacious secretive brazenly-hypocritical imperious globalist preening maniacal disdainful Godless opportunistic trifling insincere ruinous prideful petty underhanded pretentious fraudulent heinous autocratic twisted reality-inverting perverse foolish Imperialist bragging transsexual-favoring sacrilegious insidious vengeful tricky oily pathetic artificial querulous haughty glib self-centered unrepentant constantly-golfing despicable Che-idolizing demonic cocky nihilistic deflecting destructive Islamic ruthless tragedy-celebrating malevolent miscreant caucasian-hating nasty malefactor presumptuous loathsome homosexual dark-and-moody Allah-worshiping failing criminal-coddling baneful patronizing oligarchist disasterous conspiracy-creating smug anti-American immodest freakish hostile sissified thin-skinned toxic oppressive Internet-killing sociopathic hateful disrespectful racist Mohammad-loving traitorous evil supercilious devious angry incompetent treasonous Supreme-Court-destroying manipulating threatening collaborating middle-finger-waving heartless breacher-of-trust socialist perfidious slippery petulant conceited deviant violence-provoking Constitution-ignoring malignant provocational ignoble queer narcissist noxious Saboteur-In-Chief illegal duplicitous effluent-like hideous dreadful Satanic communist gay crack-smoking pernicious Kenyan crypto-muslim mendacious dictator usurping scamming Choom-smoking so-called-President "Stompy-Foot" Obama, who is now a confirmed supporter of Islamic terrorists, leaves office. His most famous post was posting this: ______________________________________ Dalereed Thread hero, and old, angry grandpa. quote:In every other country in the world, all participants in anything contraversatly in an accident or illegal is guilty until proved innocent. quote:LIE DOWN IN THE STREET AND DIE quote:To hell with them all, the last movie I went to was almost 60 years ago. ________________________________ quote:To: C19fan quote:To: markomalley quote:To: stars & stripes forever quote:To: The_Media_never_lie Enjoy your stay FRiends!! Edit: Lol 2016 Election Coverage Begins on Page 55 Islam is the Lite Rock FM fucked around with this message at 01:18 on Nov 9, 2016 |
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Can't stop the hate.
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# ? Sep 16, 2016 22:42 |
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These people are truly awful but their tears are the sweetest ambrosia.
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# ? Sep 16, 2016 22:42 |
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Hooray, a new thread! And so, from the last thread: Freepers: We were hardasses from the suburbs
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# ? Sep 16, 2016 22:43 |
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Let the Freep live on! At least until Queen Hillary is coronated and JimRob is summarily dragged out into the street to be vaccinated.
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# ? Sep 16, 2016 22:50 |
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Ground loving floor
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# ? Sep 16, 2016 22:50 |
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Elephant Ambush posted:Ground freeping floor
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# ? Sep 16, 2016 22:51 |
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Guess what page the thread will be on when the election is called for Hillary, and win a prize!
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# ? Sep 16, 2016 22:53 |
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They feel so archaic compared to the vile poo poo on /pol/
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# ? Sep 16, 2016 22:54 |
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Welcome to hell.
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Elephant Ambush posted:Ground loving floor I'm in! Tony Phillips posted:Guess what page the thread will be on when the election is called for Hillary, and win a prize! Page 591
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# ? Sep 16, 2016 22:54 |
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I can't wait to drink their loving tears on November 8th.
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# ? Sep 16, 2016 22:55 |
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Tony Phillips posted:Guess what page the thread will be on when the election is called for Hillary, and win a prize! I feel good about the 200 range.
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# ? Sep 16, 2016 22:56 |
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Tony Phillips posted:Guess what page the thread will be on when the election is called for Hillary, and win a prize! 218
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# ? Sep 16, 2016 22:57 |
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Tony Phillips posted:Guess what page the thread will be on when the election is called for Hillary, and win a prize! 14 or 88?
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# ? Sep 16, 2016 22:57 |
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420
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# ? Sep 16, 2016 22:58 |
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I'm new here. Holy poo poo this is great. Do they know we're watching them?
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# ? Sep 16, 2016 22:58 |
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mind the walrus posted:I'm new here. Holy poo poo this is great. Do they know we're watching them? They're aware but think we're part of some cabal of satan.
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# ? Sep 16, 2016 22:59 |
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mind the walrus posted:I'm new here. Holy poo poo this is great. Do they know we're watching them?
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# ? Sep 16, 2016 22:59 |
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DemeaninDemon posted:They're aware but think we're part of some cabal of satan. We're not?
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# ? Sep 16, 2016 23:00 |
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Well, I mean, I do attend every second Thursday of the month
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# ? Sep 16, 2016 23:01 |
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Tony Phillips posted:Guess what page the thread will be on when the election is called for Hillary, and win a prize! 170
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mind the walrus posted:We're not? Oh we are yeah pretty much.
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# ? Sep 16, 2016 23:02 |
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FRIST PSOT From Press enraged over Trump posted by freeper cotton1706 the article posted:Reporters bristled at their treatment during Donald Trump's campaign event Friday, where the GOP presidential nominee only briefly addressed his past skepticism of President Obama's birthplace and abruptly left without taking any questions. It should be underscored how really, really irritated the press pool is over this one. CNN said "we were duped," and there were multiple unironic accusations of pulling a Rick Roll. No, your calendar is correct, it really is 2016. Oh, but I'm sure freep will be sympath- quote:They DO NOT like to be treated with the same contempt that they show any republican. quote:To: cotton1706 quote:To: cotton1706 quote:To: cotton1706 The media is so upset that they're finally starting to call out Trump's lies as lies. Imagine that. quote:To: cotton1706 I wish freep had toxx clauses. quote:To: CatOwner
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# ? Sep 16, 2016 23:03 |
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Thump! posted:I can't wait to drink their loving tears on November 8th. It's seriously going to be the best batch of tears yet. Hillary getting elected is basically the same as a 3rd Obama term and having the first non-white president followed directly by the first non-man president is going to break a lot of them. It will be an unbeatable year if the Democrats take back the Senate too.
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# ? Sep 16, 2016 23:04 |
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I'm a little disappointed you didn't go with Freepers: What's The Name Of The Sexual Demon?
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# ? Sep 16, 2016 23:04 |
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Always nice to see tire wall again.
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# ? Sep 16, 2016 23:05 |
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The best post of all time was Dalereed explaining how he once beat up Jim Henson in the 70s but had no idea what a muppet was because he was still angry about whatever they were fighting about and refused to learn any more. Any other freeper I wouldn't believe, but Dalereed I believe without question.
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# ? Sep 16, 2016 23:06 |
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Pontius Pilate posted:Always nice to see tire wall again. Yeah, I'm kinda disappointed that nobody includes a tire moat when talking about the Trump Wall.
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# ? Sep 16, 2016 23:11 |
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McGlockenshire posted:I wish freep had toxx clauses. I agree in principle, but FR membership has been dwindling with every new Republican presumptive/nominee, as the dissidents are purged for supporting a RINO or attacking the One True Conservative. Banning FReepers that make specific, declarative, and incorrect statements would accelerate the site's death a thousandfold. Then who would we laugh at? I guess the alt right set up their own Twitter...
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# ? Sep 16, 2016 23:15 |
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Jack Gladney posted:The best post of all time was Dalereed explaining how he once beat up Jim Henson in the 70s but had no idea what a muppet was because he was still angry about whatever they were fighting about and refused to learn any more. Any other freeper I wouldn't believe, but Dalereed I believe without question. I don't know if this was the one you were thinking of but goddamn if it doesn't make me laugh every time I think of it: quote:dalereed to C19fan
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# ? Sep 16, 2016 23:17 |
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I bet you that guy is still thinking about his tire wall to this day. And that he's sent the same letter to Trump, too.
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# ? Sep 16, 2016 23:21 |
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Let it begin.
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# ? Sep 16, 2016 23:23 |
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A whole new world of horrible, horrible people's rants.
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# ? Sep 16, 2016 23:28 |
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Let me be the first to say "There is always more and it is always worse".
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# ? Sep 16, 2016 23:36 |
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McGlockenshire posted:It should be underscored how really, really irritated the press pool is over this one. CNN said "we were duped," and there were multiple unironic accusations of pulling a Rick Roll. No, your calendar is correct, it really is 2016. CNN is still mad and it's been like 8 hours they are furious
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Elephant Ambush posted:It's seriously going to be the best batch of tears yet. Hillary getting elected is basically the same as a 3rd Obama term and having the first non-white president followed directly by the first non-man president is going to break a lot of them. It will be an unbeatable year if the Democrats take back the Senate too. Do not forget Free Republic was created due to Bills presidency. The tears are going to be amazing.
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# ? Sep 16, 2016 23:53 |
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Trilas posted:I agree in principle, but FR membership has been dwindling with every new Republican presumptive/nominee, as the dissidents are purged for supporting a RINO or attacking the One True Conservative. Banning FReepers that make specific, declarative, and incorrect statements would accelerate the site's death a thousandfold. Then who would we laugh at? I guess the alt right set up their own Twitter... Freep already effectively has toxx clauses for any candidate that doesn't get the nomination, provided you're dumb enough to not pretend to have supported Our Guy all along.
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# ? Sep 17, 2016 00:09 |
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You picked a fitting thread tag.
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That new post smell! ...wait, no, that's just the whiskey needed to wade through freep threads. Freep was created in response to Bill Clinton's presidency. Hillary winning will have some really colorful reactions. Can't wait to watch!
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