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A Shitty Reporter
Oct 29, 2012
Dinosaur Gum

Star Man posted:

Unban Tiny Brontosaurus you loving cowards

:siren::smithcloud::tif::siren:

WrenP-Complete posted:

Resources related to the Thomas Fire:

http://library.sbcc.edu/blog/2017/12/06/resources-for-students-impacted-by-the-thomas-fire/

Please let me know if anyone needs help or support via PM or Discord (Wren #7859). Stay safe, goons.
CLICK HERE FOR CHARITIES TO DONATE FOR PUERTO RICO

tentative8e8op posted:

The Hurricane information document was updated, and there are a whole mess of new PR resources to check out, including ways to get in touch with people who you haven't heard from.

The American Red Cross Safe and Well Website and Univision's local situation information tool are both very helpful.

If you are in the U.S. and need to find your family in Puerto Rico:
Write to the Puerto Rico Federal Affairs Administration by emailing maria1@prfaa.pr.gov. Due to the large volume of emails, do not send more than one unless the situation of your family member has changed.
Call the Puerto Rico Federal Affairs Administration: 202-800-3133
Call the radio station WIPR 787-777-0940
Call the Puerto Rico Family Institute at 212-414-7895. They are helping PRFAA because their lines are slammed. Just go through the recorded message and press any key.

We would also like to point out an opportunity to help that seems well suited to many goons:
People in the diaspora with a tech-related background who want to donate their expertise are encouraged to fill out the Maria Tech Recovery Effort form. This form is being managed by a group organizing through Startups of Puerto Rico who will work to connect key people on the ground in PR with the best talent in the diaspora. In order to partner effectively, they are using the form to create an “inventory” of talent that can be leveraged to help stand up services and share resources.
:siren::smithcloud::tif::siren:

The madness continues.

:ussr: Please join the Democratic Socialists of America. :ussr:



axeil posted:

https://www.verywell.com/the-clock-drawing-test-98619




How the Clock-Drawing Test Is Administered

The clinician (often a doctor, psychologist, or social worker) gives the person being tested a piece of paper with a pre-drawn circle on it and asks him to draw the numbers on the clock.

She then tells him to draw the hands to show a specific time. There are several different times that people who administer this test may use, but many choose 10 minutes after 11.

Additional research identified six features in this test that were important in successfully identifying problems in cognition. These were described as critical clock-drawing errors and included the wrong time, no hands, missing numbers, number substitutions, repetition, and refusal. These researchers concluded that these six errors were predictive in identifying dementia based on the clock-drawing test. Notice that simply refusing to complete the test can be indicative of a problem.

Unkempt posted:

The rats are deserting a sinking ship except the ship is made entirely out of tangled rats

WeAreTheRomans posted:

I doubt the Trump Era will only be defined by a single insane quote. His whole array of demented verbal tics will be in our lexicon long after he strokes out while taking a poo poo
Trump continues to be completely loving insane, and apparently the OP of the Trump thread has joined him. Let us continue to discuss the ongoing catastrofuck that is America under the Trump administration.

Thread Rules*:
Please no relitigating Hillary v. Bernie. It goes on for days and nobody's mind gets changed.

Please don't constantly ask what has happened since you last checked the thread. Instead, use this:
https://whatthefuckjusthappenedtoday.com/

Party Plane Jones' tweet recaps are an excellent way to catch up on current news.

:siren:Please report awful, bigoted, or bad-faith posters whenever possible.:siren:

Koalas March posted:

Anyone advocating for genocide is subhuman, full stop. hth

Even if you don't agree with Prester Jane's theories, insulting her based on mental health issues is out of line and says bad things about you. Posters have been continually singling her out in demeaning and dismissive ways, and it's gross.

Quit whining about Koalas March's gifs. It's pathetic and completely transparent.

Koalas March posted:

Real talk: if you didn't join the forums to dunk on lovely people I don't want to know you

Like don't even breathe in my direction

If you meet a Nazi on the road, punch them. For why doing this is important, please consult the excellent essay about Nazis that marshmonkey reposted. Most of all, don't be a sucker. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=23X14HS4gLk

Please don't use Mensch or people in her circle as a source. They refuse to vet their information or filter out obvious nonsense. Additionaly, the @RoguePOTUSStaff account is fake and possibly a disinformation attempt. Instead, here's a list of better sources from the old thread:

quote:

@costareports (Robert Costa, Washington Post, formerly National Review): Conservative-leaning journalist to whom Republican sources often leak backroom stories (Republican retreats, Presidential campaigns, etc.)
@JohnJHarwood (John Harwood, CNBC, New York Times): Has a lot of sources in the Republican Party and was the first to report on Paul Manafort leaving the Trump campaign in August 2016.
@daveweigel (Dave Weigel, Bloomberg Politics, formerly Slate): "Idiosyncratic libertarian" journalist who is second only to Robert Costa in connections/interviews with Republican officials. Contrary to popular belief, not D&D superstar Joementum.
@BruceBartlett (Bruce Bartlett, ex-Reagan/Bush official): "Lifelong conservative who now thinks the GOP panders to fools, whom he calls wankers. My tweets should not always be taken seriously."
The following are semi-random selections from a list offered by Rygar201 and may be good or bad.
@owillis (Olivier Willis, research fellow, Media Matters)
@mattyglesias (Matt Yglesias, executive editor, Vox)
@JuddLegum (Judd Legum, Editor-in-Chief, Think Progress)
@dick_nixon "37th President of the United States. Messages from the President are unsigned, others from Ronald Ziegler. "
@EricBoehlert (Eric Boehlert, Media Matters)
@JamilSmith (Jamil Smith, senior editor, The New Republic)
@jonathanchait (Jonathan Chait, New York Magazine)
@nielslesniewski (Neils Lesniewski, Senate coverage, Roll Call)
@abwhite7 (Abraham White, former comms for Sen. Tom Harkin (D-IA), Chuck Schumer (D-NY))
@DSenFloor (Senate D Floor Watch): "Live floor updates from the Senate Democrats"
@billmon1 (Billmon)
@ebruenig (Elizabeth Bruenig, The New Republic)

Please don't be a Covok (i.e. a doomsaying jerk). Being terrified by how things are is healthy. Constantly and exclusively posting about things being awful forever is not only low-content, it's using the suffering of others as an excuse to get attention while lashing out at others for not being miserable like you. And certainly don't take glee in claiming things won't matter.

Also, don't engage uglycat. Whether he's mentally ill or not, he's insufferable and wastes everyone's time.

Don't be awful about Barron Trump. He's eleven years old. Every other Trump family member is fair, but let Barron be a kid for just a small bit. In general, just leave people's kids out of it.

Don't try to be the tone police. Trump supporters constantly make death threats and vomit hate speech. It's okay to be assholes to them. In fact, it's your patriotic duty.

The dog rule may be dead, but dog pictures are always appreciated.

Saying "nothing matters" is useless or worse. By posting it you're either being an rear end in a top hat because you support awful people and don't want them punished, or you're letting depression make you into a loser by trying to inflict it on others.

Don't put stroking your own ego about how pure you are over actual electoral and policy success. You feeling nice about never compromising doesn't keep disenfranchised people from dying.

Things are not normal. Stop pretending they are. Stop criticizing people for being rightfully afraid, or for taking steps to protect themselves.

An individual minority or woman being an awful person who enables Republicans is not an excuse to be a bigoted or sexist piece of poo poo. I thought this went without saying. skylined! puts it well here:



"Nork" is racist. It is a slur. End of story.

Discendo Vox posted:

Ignore the hokey coal town interview articles, they're not representative. The people who were the core of the Trump support base weren't the impoverished white racists and sexists, it was suburban semi-wealthy racists and sexists.

When articles talk about "economic anxiety" as a predictor of voting behavior in Trump supporters, the measures used were not measures of how poor voters were, or of how at-risk they were. They were measures of how much voters were worried that someone else would get their money. These concerns had no bearing on their actual income or status. The poorer people were, the more likely they were to vote Democratic. The "working class" Trump supporters aren't the main group of people who get hurt or die in the time ahead.

Hieronymous Alloy posted:

"kawv-FEH-feh," not "kōv-FEEF"

Juggalos are pretty chill people. Here's a documentary about them.

Please read The Case for Reparations when you get a moment.

Neat Stuff:
Xibanya has made a fun tool that takes screen captures of the front page of various news sites at a given time. It can be found here:
https://xibanya.github.io/frontpages

Robot Hobo made an insightful and useful post about subtly winning over conservative coworkers and such.

Mezzanine made a bingo card generator for Spicer press conferences (RIP):

MIGF's trolling prompted this excellent post about modern masculinity.

Colin Mockery posted:

Oh man, what a coincidence, I'm also concerned about boys' and young men's relationships to their masculinity and how cultural expectations might make them feel as if they aren't sufficiently masculine or feel forced to change how they express themselves in a way that causes them emotional harm!

Have you watched The Mask You Live In yet? It's a great documentary about this exact subject and it's available on Netflix!

You know what else I like that talks about boys and their relationship to masculinity and how to be a good role model so that boys feel confident, safe, and happy in relation to their masculinity?

The Good Men Project

I don't actually read it that often because it turns out I don't actually care about kids that much, but it sounds like something you might be really interested in! Have you tried volunteering for things like Big Brothers Big Sisters? That's a good way to try and model good behavior and help kids grow up happy and supported too!

I'm so glad you care about dismantling the harmful expectations put on young men as they grow up, and about providing them with ample examples of how men can express their masculinity in ways that are healthy and honest.

But really, it's a good documentary and it really is on Netflix.

Sinteres got owned by Covok.

BrianBoitano posted:

Neat Mooch mp4 #1 removed for size, click quote text to see it.

Azhais posted:

Neat Mooch mp4 #2 removed for size, click quote text to see it.

After toxxing to write a long slashfic of McCain with Obama if the former actually went through with voting against the latest repeal attempt, Endorph followed through.

Randbrick posted:

Shucks is like a space alien who kidnaps you and subjects you to a comically fake construction of a human town with a human office building where you do human work, staffed with mantis people wearing crude obvious human masks

And you can tell her a thousand times you know full well this is a fabrication and that she isn't human and she'll just smile at you and bare her teeth and soldier on like tom has had his human birthday. We are office. But the hell of it, the aliens don't even understand humans enough to understand dishonesty or to gauge that your rejection of the false reality means, you just have to keep going and watching the mantis people of the Jesus nebula fail to trick you forever

Someone made an album of all the times Trump's aides have talked about him acting like a toddler.

All hail The Orb.


A link to the old thread. :piss:

A link to the older thread. :pisstape:

*Enforcement of these or any forum rules subject to mod discretion. Sometimes this thread goes a long time without mods stopping by.

A Shitty Reporter fucked around with this message at 20:14 on Jan 9, 2018

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Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

New thread!

Blitz of 404 Error
Sep 19, 2007

Joe Biden is a top 15 president
We're all gonna fuckin die

Quorum
Sep 24, 2014

REMIND ME AGAIN HOW THE LITTLE HORSE-SHAPED ONES MOVE?

Blitz7x posted:

We're all gonna fuckin die

This has always been true, but only in 2018 do we have the chance of seeing the piss tape before we die

CubeTheory
Mar 26, 2010

Cube Reversal
I was kind of hoping we wouldn't ever need a new Trump thread because there would be no more Trump news to talk about but here we are.

Spiffster
Oct 7, 2009

I'm good... I Haven't slept for a solid 83 hours, but yeah... I'm good...


Lipstick Apathy
Holy poo poo we made it to a new year... just in time for a nuclear stand off!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qCvki-_CFmY

Pander
Oct 9, 2007

Fear is the glue that holds society together. It's what makes people suppress their worst impulses. Fear is power.

And at the end of fear, oblivion.



Blitz7x posted:

We're all gonna fuckin die
But we haven't hit rock bottom yet...

FBS
Apr 27, 2015

The real fun of living wisely is that you get to be smug about it.

The president is a stupid rear end in a top hat and we're all going to die

Eat arbys

cochise
Sep 11, 2011


:five: title.

Taima
Dec 31, 2006

tfw you're peeing next to someone in the lineup and they don't know
I would be pretty interested in not living in silicon valley right now, which I am, so hmm

Bottom Liner
Feb 15, 2006


a specific vein of lasagna
Let's keep this thread's ratio good

Evil Fluffy
Jul 13, 2009

Scholars are some of the most pompous and pedantic people I've ever had the joy of meeting.
Draw the clock, Donald.

Gunshow Poophole
Sep 14, 2008

OMBUDSMAN
POSTERS LOCAL 42069




Clapping Larry

Blitz7x posted:

We're all gonna fuckin die

jokes on you im already dead and posting from beyond teh veil

Ashmole
Oct 5, 2008

This wish was granted by Former DILF
The theme of this thread is doomsday prep

Voyager I
Jun 29, 2012

This is how your posting feels.
🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥
I wonder how many pages we'll make it before the first presidential meltdown.

cochise
Sep 11, 2011


Voyager I posted:

I wonder how many pages we'll make it before the first presidential meltdown.

under 5

NoEyedSquareGuy
Mar 16, 2009

Just because Liquor's dead, doesn't mean you can just roll this bitch all over town with "The Freedoms."

FBS posted:

The president is a stupid rear end in a top hat and we're all going to die

Eat arbys

The world hasn't deteriorated enough for me to eat Arbys yet. Maybe after the nukes hit.

A Shitty Reporter
Oct 29, 2012
Dinosaur Gum
It's been barely more than a year, somehow. gently caress this country.

Also Party Plane Jones, if you could post here it'll let me update your link in the OP.

Phil Moscowitz
Feb 19, 2007

If blood be the price of admiralty,
Lord God, we ha' paid in full!
https://twitter.com/thetweetofgod/status/948400721820450816

LegendaryFrog
Oct 8, 2006

The Mastered Mind

New year, new thread, same old Trump!

https://twitter.com/brianklaas/status/948407778879647745

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf
I'm glad you picked the right thread title

cool kids inc.
May 27, 2005

I swallowed a bug

Voyager I posted:

I wonder how many pages we'll make it before the first presidential meltdown.

lol The only reason it's not already happened is because he's asleep. He'll be up by 430 or so and rambling incoherently soon enough.

Furnaceface
Oct 21, 2004




FBS posted:

The president is a stupid rear end in a top hat and we're all going to die

Eat arbys

Think positive. You might get to see the Jets win a cup before you die.

Also yes, your president is a stupid rear end in a top hat. Also racist.

Kerning Chameleon
Apr 8, 2015

by Cyrano4747
In accordance with the tradition of the current President being the country's moral compass, my New Year's Resolution this year is to care even less for the suffering of my fellow man than I did last year.

I have started by cancelling my blood donation appointments and adding the Red Cross to my spam filter.

Boon
Jun 21, 2005

by R. Guyovich

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/948404303072460800?ref_src=twcamp%5Eshare%7Ctwsrc%5Em5%7Ctwgr%5Eemail%7Ctwcon%5E7046%7Ctwterm%5E1

GoutPatrol
Oct 17, 2009

*Stupid Babby*

Blitz7x posted:

We're all gonna fuckin die

you're not gonna die, you're gonna be ok

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sKY_klHZGLo

Phil Moscowitz
Feb 19, 2007

If blood be the price of admiralty,
Lord God, we ha' paid in full!
Lots of accomplishments. They’re right there, for everyone to see, you can’t deny them. Big accomplishments, so many accomplishments that nobody can deny. So many of them, it’s really amazing and fantastic.

1-800-DOCTORB
Nov 6, 2009

empty whippet box
Jun 9, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
ground floor of the last trump thread before the apocalypse

HackensackBackpack
Aug 20, 2007

Who needs a house out in Hackensack? Is that all you get for your money?
Hell yeah, New Trump thread. Everyone will die.

Can't wait for the fake news awards next week.

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/948359545767841792

Willo567
Feb 5, 2015

Cheating helped me fail the test and stay on the show.
Can we please loving stop with the doomsday jokes? It's getting real tiring

Hieronymous Alloy
Jan 30, 2009


Why! Why!! Why must you refuse to accept that Dr. Hieronymous Alloy's Genetically Enhanced Cream Corn Is Superior to the Leading Brand on the Market!?!




Morbid Hound
so is the library of congress still archiving somethingawful because i hope when they dig up the rubble there's a record that we told them so

Spiffster
Oct 7, 2009

I'm good... I Haven't slept for a solid 83 hours, but yeah... I'm good...


Lipstick Apathy

That machine was probably working overtime today. Cuz holy gently caress what we just witnessed

withak
Jan 15, 2003


Fun Shoe
https://twitter.com/nihilist_arbys/status/947717441576108032

SeANMcBAY
Jun 28, 2006

Look on the bright side.



Don’t worry. Only those of us near important population centers are in real danger.:smith:

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Thermal paper releases some nasty‐rear end fumes when burnt.

Appropriate.

Baronash
Feb 29, 2012

So what do you want to be called?

Leofish posted:

Hell yeah, New Trump thread. Everyone will die.

Can't wait for the fake news awards next week.

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/948359545767841792

Seriously, what the gently caress? He thinks he's still a reality tv star.

Lemming
Apr 21, 2008
Draw the clock Donald

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Pellisworth
Jun 20, 2005
I'm glad we elected our fragile-ego'd, toddler-brained President. He's going to fix everything in between golf vacations.

He is very good at twitter.

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