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Escape From Noise

Black Plops
:c00lbutt:

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Drink-Mix Man

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Press number 2 to pay respects

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


I don't usually mention this sort of thing, but you seem to have made a slight spelling error. See, instead of "duty", you have spelled "doody". One is a legal or moral obligation, and the other is a poop from a butt. While hilarious, you may consider changing the thread title.

Escape From Noise

While I appreciate your concern it is too late now to change course. Doing so might put the nation in diarrhea straits. We're going to have to band together and get through this as best we can.

Godbles

Heather Papps

hello friend


call of we gonna ignore the fact that i've GOT A HUGE BOOTY



thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

Escape From Noise

Can't...resist...that booty!

Heather Papps

hello friend


SweetWillyRollbar posted:

Can't...resist...that booty!

don't forget tho' it might be nice, but that is where, well, doody comes from!



thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

Escape From Noise

It is a risk I am willing to take.

Heather Papps

hello friend


you are brave and i respect this.

the man of breasts is a man of cowardess. the man who finds it his duty to please that booty knows there is danger, but great reward!



thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

google THIS

nut

Drink-Mix Man posted:

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Goons Are Gifts

Call of Booby is a first-person action puzzle-based point-and-click shooter video game franchise Super RPG[1] published by Activity Hazard. Starting out in 2003, it first focused on games set in an ongoing war between boobies and doodies based on the real interaction between 1934 and 1948[2], but over time, the series has seen games set in modern times, the midst of the Bold War, futuristic boobies, and doodies from outer space. The games were first developed by Infinity Doods, then also by Virtual Butts and Butthammer Games. Several spin-off and handheld games were made by other developers. The most recent title, Call of Doody: Black Butts 4, was released on October 12, 2018.[3]


canyoneer


I only have canyoneyes for you
all the kids these days are playing fartnite anyway

Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
"Call of Tootie" is a first person game that details the Facts of Life as you try to keep Mrs. Garrett happy and try to not kill Blair for being such a pain in the rear end bitch

https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4
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magic cactus

We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation.
I mean it's an okay franchise but personally I feel like the early WWII themed ones with the trenchshitting missions were much better than the later installments that were just 95% quickcrap events.



Thanks to Saoshyant for the amazing spring '23 sig!

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


Call of Doobie, though

Escape From Noise

Frags PILED HIGH!

godbles

Call of Dooby: Vent Hood Warfare

Escape From Noise fucked around with this message at 07:25 on Aug 12, 2019

nut

instead of that airport massacre mission the player has 2 escape from a middle stall in a crowded bathroom after destroying the can

Heather Papps

hello friend


i came here to post about the howdy doody gaem and this thread is very gross.
0/5 stars, check out https://boardgamegeek.com/boardgame/64444/howdy-doodys-own-game for a good fun time with no dirty jokes.



thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

Escape From Noise

Poop jokes are now dirty jokes???

Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!

Heather Papps posted:

call of we gonna ignore the fact that i've GOT A HUGE BOOTY


SweetWillyRollbar posted:

Can't...resist...that booty!

Call of Booty looked promising unfortunately it's just another glorified advertisement for Big Dick Daddy Dongle's All You Can Eat Buttsteak Buffet

https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4
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Twenty Four


big ol' giant toilet clogging poop 1942

Escape From Noise

It was too much for the volunteers of the 5th Plunger Infantry. They had to lay down suppressing potpourri as they beat a hasty retreat.

nut

buttalion

Escape From Noise

Rear admiral

alnilam

Sailors giggling as the HMS Victory signals "England expects that every man will do his doody"



ty manifisto

alnilam

lol i just read an account of the signal officer on the hms victory and this is a real quote

His Lordship came to me on the poop, and after ordering certain signals to be made, about a quarter to noon, he said, 'Mr. Pasco, I wish to say to the fleet, ENGLAND CONFIDES THAT EVERY MAN WILL DO HIS DUTY'



ty manifisto

alnilam

The poop deck, still funny after all these years



ty manifisto

Heather Papps

hello friend


mario plumber joke



thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

Escape From Noise

Truly the funniest of all decks.

Heather Papps

hello friend


i dunno forecastle deck sounds like a magic the gathering playstyle, and that makes me laugh



thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


Other notable decks: the fart deck, the peepee deck and the butt deck.

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

Other notable decks: the fart deck, the peepee deck and the butt deck.

Ooo. The dick deck!

Heather Papps

hello friend


GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

Ooo. The dick deck!

this is what i call wherever the captain is



thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

Escape From Noise

Cumshrooms are stored below deck.

Heather Papps

hello friend


Cumshrooms of Belowdeck: Poopdeck and beyond



thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

google THIS

The Turd Reich

Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
lovely of Heroes: Number Two!

Macnult

poo-covered ghillie suit renders the enemies heartbeat sensors useless

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Macnult

our enemy’s poo poo pee is online

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