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Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Preseason. The final frontier. These are the voyages of the roster bubble guys. Their continuing mission: try to get a job, try not to get injured, play a sports game.

First up watch Carson Wentz and Nick Foles watch from the sidelines like Statler and Waldorf maybe. :stat: :wal:

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Paint Crop Pro
Mar 22, 2007

Find someone who values you like Rick Spielman values 7th round picks.



Today I learned Charles Johnson is still in the NFL.

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf
I heard Cody Kessler was murdered

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Okay, sure, bring on the Eagles 4th string qb.

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Mar 22, 2007

Find someone who values you like Rick Spielman values 7th round picks.



The Glumslinger posted:

I heard Cody Kessler was murdered

Coach Pederson, shouldn't this play block the RE?

No.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Huh, since when is Alfred Blue on the Jaguars?

BrownThunder
Oct 26, 2005

EXTEND BEN!
Forever and ever and ever

The requisite discord invite to chat about awful awful football

https://discord.gg/SqGcwu

mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

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No Bell :(

The Puppy Bowl
Jan 31, 2013

A dog, in the house.

*woof*
Week 2 is absolute peak pre-season. It's not a return to football, starters won't play a full half, and there aren't really jobs on the line. Bad and meaningless. I'm excited to be here.

Master Stur
Jun 13, 2008

chasin' tail
marvin lewis is gone biotch

mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

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Sam is so loving good.

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

Okay I need JJ and Miles to do something this week since I went and drafted both in dynasty. I know, nobody cares.

Kawalimus
Jan 17, 2008

Better Living Through Birding And Pessimism
Nice completion to Moore.

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

Ball went right through JJ's hands. Not great?

Phyein
Jun 19, 2009

~Sucka Tried To Play Me
But You Never Paid Me, Never, Oh No You Didn't~
~Pay Back Is A Comin, You Will Be Runnin Forever~
Kazee down... I have a faint memory of at least one dirty rear end hit from him last year, just can't remember who or where. Someone confirm my suspicion so I don't have to feel bad

mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

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LOL Jets kickers

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





kiimo posted:

Okay I need JJ and Miles to do something this week since I went and drafted both in dynasty. I know, nobody cares.

I don't know, I also want to see Sanders do something and that's at least partly because I'm wondering if I should bother drafting him.

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

Matt Ryan just threw a friggin duck

Kawalimus
Jan 17, 2008

Better Living Through Birding And Pessimism
No aaron rodgers? Darn.

Kaiser is that guy we shut out at Lambeau a few years back.

Master Stur
Jun 13, 2008

chasin' tail
not an impressive showing for the bengals starting offense

The Puppy Bowl
Jan 31, 2013

A dog, in the house.

*woof*

Kawalimus posted:

No aaron rodgers? Darn.

Teams are scared to play their QB1 against this fearsome Baltimore defense. A trend I expect to extend well into the playoffs.

Kawalimus
Jan 17, 2008

Better Living Through Birding And Pessimism
We always play the Redskins in the 4th preseason game which is the shittiest one where like no starters play. I want to see them in the 3rd game.

Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

Darnold rules. Jets kicker and secondary do not.

mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

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Diva Cupcake posted:

Darnold rules. Jets kicker and secondary do not.

It's scary that Roberts is supposed to be a starter... He was hilariously out of position on that Ridley big play.

Phyein
Jun 19, 2009

~Sucka Tried To Play Me
But You Never Paid Me, Never, Oh No You Didn't~
~Pay Back Is A Comin, You Will Be Runnin Forever~
Nice job by Quinnen there

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Clayton Thorson TD:siren:

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

Master Stur posted:

not an impressive showing for the bengals starting offense

At least your kicker didn't miss an extra point I guess

Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

https://twitter.com/SharpFootball/status/1162150524734640130

The Puppy Bowl
Jan 31, 2013

A dog, in the house.

*woof*

Kawalimus posted:

We always play the Redskins in the 4th preseason game which is the shittiest one where like no starters play. I want to see them in the 3rd game.

How soon we forget. The inaugural Tyrod Time was a 3rd week game against Washington.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8J5a6qHLhBE

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Credit where credit is due; that's a smart move by Keelan Cole stepping out of bounds before grabbing that ball on the kickoff.

Kawalimus
Jan 17, 2008

Better Living Through Birding And Pessimism

The Puppy Bowl posted:

How soon we forget. The inaugural Tyrod Time was a 3rd week game against Washington.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8J5a6qHLhBE

I missed that one I think :(

Nice play to Dixon there by Jackson. Aaaand poo poo Dixon is hurt.

Rectal Placenta
Feb 25, 2011
Lol, nice hurdle

mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

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That play would've been a 70 yard penalty on Brady. On Darnold, no call.

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

Bengals Skins ugliest game.

And that's just the uniforms. Holy clash

The Puppy Bowl
Jan 31, 2013

A dog, in the house.

*woof*
The only evasive move Boyle has is jumping straight up in the air. He's like a big dumb Mario

Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF
lmao that failed hurdle

Kawalimus
Jan 17, 2008

Better Living Through Birding And Pessimism
Nice conversion.

Kawalimus
Jan 17, 2008

Better Living Through Birding And Pessimism
Amazing run there by Jackson. Called back for a blindside block sadly.

mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

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Quinnen looking good.

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kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

JJ Arcega-Whiteside looks kinda slow and unathletic I may have made a mistake?

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