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i am open to all theories, culinary or conspiratorial (sp?)
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seriously i am eating them right now out of a bag variety: hard style: classic Bavarian twist perk: miniature these are amazing wtf
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Oct 18, 2023 05:40
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warm soft pretzel? yeaaah… just one? i want to Leaving Las Vegas on soft pretzels you can’t understand
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Oct 18, 2023 05:41
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I'm kind of ambivalent about em so I can't understand op, enjoy your pretzels tho
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Oct 18, 2023 15:33
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my first month living in austria i had a live-in landlord who was really mean so i'd spend all day at my local bodybuilding gym and all the buffest most roided out dudes were on pretzels 24/7. soft pretzels, bierbrezeln, mini pretzels, laugenstangerl, loving all of them, just massive veiny guys eating pretzels
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Oct 18, 2023 20:56
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Soft pretzel is top yum, imo. With dipping sauce of your choice or without sauce. Hard pretzel is is only good when they are the bigger variety. The small twisty dudes just don't do it for me. Honey mustard pretzel bits are fabulous.
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Oct 18, 2023 23:00
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soft pretzel with fat salt and warm beer cheese is transcendent
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Oct 18, 2023 23:16
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it's cause their tasty OP 
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Oct 18, 2023 23:19
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Maillard reaction <3 |
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Oct 19, 2023 02:15
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Honey mustard and onion for me. |
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Oct 19, 2023 02:51
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I want some of those dill pretzels, someone mentioned them earlier
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Oct 19, 2023 02:53
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Had a soft pretz with hot honey recently, it was awesome |
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Oct 19, 2023 15:33
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It's the lye. Deception just tastes better |
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Oct 19, 2023 17:47
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For the same reason why horseshoe crabs are still here, unchanged after 450 million years. Why change a good thing? https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Oct 19, 2023 22:52
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Buttchocks posted:Honey mustard and onion for me. 
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Oct 19, 2023 23:17
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buttermilk ranch or bust
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Oct 20, 2023 01:57
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yes mods, please reward this correct opinion
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Oct 20, 2023 22:12
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DRaLpHoZA8E |
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Oct 20, 2023 22:22
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I'm impressed and scared at how many of those peanut butter filled pretzel minis I can eat in one sitting
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Oct 21, 2023 05:55
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I make pretzels, op, and to be honest they're a god damned hit every time. Give it a try |
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Oct 21, 2023 06:47
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Sorry, let me make it easier 4 1/2 c AP 1 1/2 c warm water 1 packet dry active yeast 4 tbsp fat (I use olive oil  )1 tbsp sugar 2 tsp salt 10 c water 3/4 c baking soda Mix warm water, yeast, sugar, and salt in a bowl until dissolved. Let yeast bloom, ~5 minutes. Add flour and fat and mix. Knead until shiny. Rise for 1 hour. Set oven to 450. Get 10 c water boiling in a large pot. Add baking soda. Separate dough into 8 parts. Shape each as such: 🥨. Drop em in the water for 30 seconds, then flip em for another 30. Once all pretzels are boiled, put on baking sheet and bake for ~14 minutes. You can egg wash first if u have company, but they will taste delightful either way. As for pretzel taste theory, the chewy outer skin of a pretzel in conjunction with the soft warm innards remind our basal ganglia of the joy of biting directly into a small critter. Hope this helps! |
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Oct 21, 2023 07:03
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loopsheloop posted:As for pretzel taste theory, the chewy outer skin of a pretzel in conjunction with the soft warm innards remind our basal ganglia of the joy of biting directly into a small critter. Hope this helps! "I am an apex predator," I mutter, pretzel crumbs falling from my mouth
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Oct 21, 2023 08:21
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i want a warm pretzel real bad byob real bad
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Oct 22, 2023 02:58
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update: currently still not eating a warm pretzel, devastating
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Oct 22, 2023 04:38
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in college i would bu ya bag of dollar pretzels and dip them in mustard and lick thhe mustard off until pretzel got soft |
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Oct 22, 2023 16:26
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these pretzels are making mmmm yummy ^^
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Oct 23, 2023 05:56
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soft pretzels are rad af
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Oct 24, 2023 23:37
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the only time i enjoy chocolate is when it's enveloping a tiny hard pretzel. |
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Oct 25, 2023 01:39
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Prof. Crocodile posted:the only time i enjoy chocolate is when it's enveloping a tiny hard pretzel. this but carry it over to me almost never eating sweets but chocolate pretzels or various reeses-types might get the better of me on those blue moons
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Oct 25, 2023 02:38
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pretzels rule because they make eating bread cool |
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Oct 25, 2023 04:10
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sisterSyzygy posted:pretzels rule because they make eating bread cool first of all how dare you, eating bread is always cool
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Oct 25, 2023 08:12
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loopsheloop posted:Sorry, let me make it easier 
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I'll let you in on a little inside baseball kid: pretzel's aren't good...they're great! |
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Nov 2, 2023 04:02
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It's the alkaline solution
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RavenousScoot posted:buttermilk ranch or bust What the actual gently caress?
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Nov 3, 2023 14:01
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i want a pretzel a warm, soft, salty pretzel with a cup of hot beer cheese i want it so bad
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Nov 3, 2023 23:07
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Zoya posted:i want a pretzel Woah
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Nov 4, 2023 00:35
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Humans like sugar and salt and fat, and there's a little thing that tells you these are the Best Things and that they can be hard to come by, so keep shovelling it in! Except now these pretzels are on every table, and they're making us all thirsty.
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upgraded media caching 
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How is bretzel formed?
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