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Like a place under the floor where you stash 1000$ cash and your passport and that ancient family heirloom. Or a fake book in the library, you pull it out and its got a gun and a Scotland Yard GPS
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Yeah, the secret tub full of sex toys.
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Grey Cat posted:Yeah, the secret tub full of sex toys. How hidden is it?
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i used to keep weed in the secret weed compartment in the back of my PS2
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redshirt posted:How hidden is it? It's hidden behind all the hanging flanels like a closet to narnia adult remake.
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Nice try redshirt
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I keep my spices in a secret spice rack
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no, no secret stashes at all so don't bother looking
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I keep my gun in the night stand next to my bed, round chambered, safety always off
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Like one of those cool spaces under the basement floor. Under a rug, and then you've got to lift a secret panel or some such...
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Nooner posted:I keep my gun in the night stand next to my bed, round chambered, safety always off Same. Mine dont have a safety ![]()
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:Nice try redshirt
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I keep my buried treasure secure using only the highest quality parchment paper treasure maps and coded clues.
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redshirt posted:Like one of those cool spaces under the basement floor. Under a rug, and then you've got to lift a secret panel or some such... We have one of those, it leads to a maybe chest high crawl space that runs under the entire house. Great for pretending to be a demon under the floor.
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I'm just curious in general, not like "rob you" location specific, geez! I've just been thinking of having such a spot and wondering what might work best.
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i hide messages to the whereabouts of my seceret treasure in my posts guess you could say all my posts are gold
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bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m posted:i hide messages to the whereabouts of my seceret treasure in my posts Like how for example?
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redshirt posted:How hidden is it? Hidden in their rear end, so nobody will ever find it.
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:Hidden in their rear end, so nobody will ever find it. ![]()
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Like if you pull Beethoven's head the false door opens
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i had a shoebox with heirlooms and every small sentimental trinket important to me when i went overseas for a year and a half i asked my mum to keep it somewhere safe for me she put it somewhere 'safe' and now she cant remember where
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no, im an adult
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absolutely, it just doesn't have anything in it because I'm almost 40 and weed is legal
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Bushmaori posted:i had a shoebox with heirlooms and every small sentimental trinket important to me that's how it goes, you know?
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Yes, I have a hollow book on my bookshelf that contains a little cash in 3 currencies, some drugs, and my death certificate.
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redshirt posted:I'm just curious in general, not like "rob you" location specific, geez! I've just been thinking of having such a spot and wondering what might work best. natures pocket
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I keep my weedstuff in the sock drawer minus the bong which is kept in my closet
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Yeah I just keep poo poo in my nightstand. Weed, cock rings, expired condoms etc
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No, my house was built in the 21st-century. All the cool secret hidden nooks and crannies in houses have been eliminated by modern homebuilders to save a few bucks. Like, imagine building a floor with floorboards these days with space under the floor instead of just throwing plywood over a concrete slab and throwing carpet on it.
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I have some older codes I keep locked in a fake Dr Seuss book
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I don't have one myself. My grandparents had a secret room in their 3 story Victorian home that was built by my great-grandfather. It was legend among my cousins, but no one ever found it. One Thanksgiving my family and a cousin's arrived a few days early before the big get-together. My brother, cousin and I made it our mission to find the secret room. We searched that place top to bottom, searched the barn, the chicken coop, the orange grove, etc, dodging the adults the whole time. We finally found it. It was in the cellar behind a bookcase. Nothing fancy, just had to move a 400 lb bookcase a few feet. And there it was, a doorway cut into the cement foundation of the building; and it was padlocked. gently caress. We spent half the day discretely searching/stealing the house for any keys. We couldn't find any that fit. We came to the totally sane conclusion that we would hacksaw the lock off; and we did. Only took us about 2 hours. Bloody knuckles and all that. I being the youngest was set to watch the staircase in case any adults decided to come down. Inside was a bit disappointing to be honest. There were guns. Rifles and shotguns a good 100 years old. There were a couple of cases of moonshine from the prohibition era; most likely poisonous, and some silverware and china that I learned later was worth a good $10,000. So of course we grabbed the guns and went to the adjacent room in the basement where all the cousins would hang out. So three teenagers playing with guns. Luckily there was no ammo. And then we got busted. Dad came down wondering what we were doing all day and we were sitting there with half a dozen antique rifles. Dad made us fess up to our grandmother and she was only miffed that we had hacksawed the antique lock. "You could have just ask me how to get in..." I felt her disappointment in us strongly. (It turns out the key was only fifteen feet away under the staircase). We replaced the lock with a new one; put the new key where the old one was; but then as the rest of the family/cousins showed up over the next couple of days we had supreme bragging right that we had discovered the secret room! We were strutting.
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All my precious things are on display so that when the day arrives and the bad men finally come for me, they can rob me more easily.
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Internetjack posted:I don't have one myself. My grandparents had a secret room in their 3 story Victorian home that was built by my great-grandfather. It was legend among my cousins, but no one ever found it. One Thanksgiving my family and a cousin's arrived a few days early before the big get-together. My brother, cousin and I made it our mission to find the secret room. We searched that place top to bottom, searched the barn, the chicken coop, the orange grove, etc, dodging the adults the whole time. Nice. Where is this secret stash today?
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When I was young my family lived in the far outskirts of the city near some heavily forested hills, and me and a bunch of kids from the neighborhood found a old box in the woods filled with porno mags. We took them and hid them up in an old chicken coop in another part of the woods. We thought we were supremely cool.
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Toxic Mental posted:When I was young my family lived in the far outskirts of the city near some heavily forested hills, and me and a bunch of kids from the neighborhood found a old box in the woods filled with porno mags. We took them and hid them up in an old chicken coop in another part of the woods. We thought we were supremely cool. Ah, forest porn
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I dont believe in secret stashes because the very moment anyone steps a toe on my property Im just wantonly blasting, but aside from that I do keep an assortment of childhood baubles in my rear end in a top hat
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Henry Lee Mucus posted:I dont believe in secret stashes because the very moment anyone steps a toe on my property Im just wantonly blasting, but aside from that I do keep an assortment of childhood baubles in my rear end in a top hat What if you were off in albany on business??
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I have a gigantic electrical engineering reference book from the 60s with a thousand or so in cash hidden among the pages.
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I have a sacred rock
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Untold riches in $20s and vital documents cleverly hidden under a pile of dildos
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