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WetNightmare

by sebmojo
questions? comments? concerns?

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Gross Dude

Gross Dude
Why aren't they both in my mouth

I Dunno

woah bb u in porn

soybean

quit dicking around

I Dunno

hey come back we didn't hear enoguh about the dixks

Reset Button

I Dunno posted:

hey come back we didn't hear enoguh about the dixks

WetNightmare

by sebmojo
i am the only person on earth who is circumcised and uncircumcised

cruft

WetNightmare posted:

i am the only person on earth who is circumcised and uncircumcised

Can you pop two boners at the same time without passing out from blood loss?

WetNightmare

by sebmojo
yup

ps i cum like the exorcist

cruft

WetNightmare posted:

yup

ps i cum like the exorcist

Wait wait hold up

Do they both cum at the same time or can you fire them independently like an iguana?

cruft

Must make it easy on tailors tho, when you're buying expensive pants and they ask which side you hang on.

Sleepy Sip

WetNightmare posted:

questions? comments? concerns?

WindmillSlayer posted:

You will always be my son. No matter what.

the unabonger
are they like, side by side or one on top of the other

Pinche Rudo

can you pee out of both of them?

verily carefree

*reads thread* yup, uh-huh. yes.

Zorblack

And with strange aeons, even death may eat a burrito with goons.

Gross Dude posted:

Why aren't they both in my mouth

Goldmine.

ulvir

Zorblack posted:

Goldmine.

Dr Cheeto
Over-and-under or side-by-side?

Jerkodactyl

Winnie Blue's, mate.
With just a little practice, you could easily master the legendary technique known as the "double cock slap".

Senior Management



I saw your post on reddit a while ago and that was cool. I have one question for you, is the anime version of the Highlander any good?

mags

I am a congenital optimist.
are you a snake? ssssssssssss

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


often men with two penises have a third leg, or small vestigial leg located in the pelvic floor. comfirm/deny?

WetNightmare

by sebmojo
please i will answer the questions when i feel more centered all this attention from my 2 dicks is quite daunting tbh

tradjik

i dont understand any of this thread lol you guys are crazy

but seriously i do double-cock slaps in my sleep

tradjik

literally, i am asleep right now

tradjik

7/8ths anyway, so tireddddddd

GEExCEE

rofl 2 dicks???

GEExCEE

is it true what they say: "Two Dicks are Better Than One"?

Senior Management



someone is going to post the pictures of the real duel-dick

Dr Cheeto
Do you piss out of both simultaneously?

mags

I am a congenital optimist.
op is a reptile person

mags

I am a congenital optimist.
david icke was right

GoodbyeTurtles

:suezo:

Dr Cheeto posted:

Over-and-under or side-by-side?

this needs to be answered

Goons Are Gifts

Dr Cheeto posted:

Over-and-under or side-by-side?

What about diagonal, one in the opposite direction or circle form? I'm not okay with discriminating geometry here

Dementedghost

Running 1.86 miles without dying is literally impossible
Maybe its two dicks like your own, and your boyfriends

Senior Management



I have seen the two dicked man

Afro Doug

this is me:

google THIS



I got a rock :saddowns:

Senior Management



the double dick haunts my dreams eternaly

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Senior Management



it is majestic

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