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Tell your best jokes in here 
 Dana thinks it's f***in' hilarious!!
 BJ likes to laugh and take it easy
 The axe murder's got a sense of humor!
 Brock thinks it's so funny!
 Fedor gets it...
 Oooo sik boi you didn know bout that 1 We could all use a little laugh so post some of yours!!
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Here's a joke: The Heavyweight Division.
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Jun 16, 2014 18:00
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What do you call a Brazilian Matt Lindland? Ricardo Aroma
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Jun 16, 2014 18:12
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The Heavywe-Top Bunk Wanker posted:Here's a joke: The Heavyweight Division. 
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Jun 16, 2014 18:13
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Why do MMA fans eschew watching the NFL, NBA, etc, in favour of staring at their iPhones while Francis Carmont grunts loudly? Because their favourite athletes need drugs to play ball sports!
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Jun 16, 2014 18:18
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What do you call a fat guy who talks a big game and then gets his rear end kicked and crashes and burns, but 100 miles above Fiji? The Mir Space Station!!!
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Jun 16, 2014 18:26
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Triticum Guzzler posted:What do you call a Brazilian Matt Lindland? Ricardo Aroma What's Matt Lindland's least favourite grappling position? Right Guard (I can't take credit for that one, someone else came up with it in one of the threads ages ago)
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Jun 16, 2014 18:29
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What do you call a guy who beat Jon Jones? Anything you want, he can't hear you!
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Jun 16, 2014 18:34
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Triticum Guzzler posted:What do you call a guy who beat Jon Jones? Anything you want, he can't hear you! What's deaf dumb and blind? Matt Hamill in a rematch with Jon Jones.
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Jun 16, 2014 18:49
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Jun 16, 2014 18:50
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o6197Nh7PNQ
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Jun 16, 2014 19:13
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Jun 16, 2014 19:14
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Someone post that gif of Tito Ortiz on TNA wrestling, that's the best MMA joke Tito Ortiz in general is a pretty great MMA joke actually
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Jun 16, 2014 19:40
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Two Guidas walk into a bar.
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Jun 16, 2014 20:07
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What's Vitor Belfort's favorite part of a fight? Defeat
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Jun 16, 2014 20:49
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Judging.
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Jun 16, 2014 20:53
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What has two legs and flies? Matt Lindland
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Jun 16, 2014 20:54
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sportsgenius86 posted:What's Vitor Belfort's favorite part of a fight? Defeat hahahahaha
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Jun 16, 2014 20:54
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Why did Jon Jones get fat? He loves a good Duck. ehhhh
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Jun 16, 2014 21:12
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sportsgenius86 posted:What's Vitor Belfort's favorite part of a fight? Defeat
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Jun 16, 2014 21:32
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A man is dropped from a card literally running away from a random drug test and his replacement is subsequently pulled from the card after releasing documents showing astronomical testosterone levels. Their opponent mocks the first man for running away, and then is himself subsequently busted for steroids and retires As jokes go, UFC 175 is hard to beat
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Jun 16, 2014 21:34
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IhwIw1JiYck https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VZPurAmZrIU
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Jun 16, 2014 21:56
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sportsgenius86 posted:What's Vitor Belfort's favorite part of a fight? Defeat What gives Jose Aldo the advantage in his fights? Defense
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Jun 16, 2014 22:21
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 altpost Kimbo Slice signing with Bellator if rumors are true, the joke is that's actually happening
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Jun 16, 2014 22:25
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Sweeney Tom posted:
man this gif has had some good mileage
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Jun 16, 2014 22:27
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It's like reverse Vinceflex.gif with Mr Anderson ironically playing Vince.
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Jun 16, 2014 22:57
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Knock Knock Who's there? Mike? Mike who? MY CLIENT DIVERTICULITIS CONQUERED BROCK LESNAR'S CAREER AT UFC 141.
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Jun 16, 2014 23:42
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cucka posted:It's like reverse Vinceflex.gif with Mr Anderson ironically playing Vince. Someone should replace Anderson in that gif with Vince.
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Jun 16, 2014 23:44
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Don Frye: I mustache you a questionb ut i'll shave it for later!
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Jun 16, 2014 23:52
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Which fighter owns a fur suit? Melvin Manhoef! Just kidding though, it's Roxanne Modaferi
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Jun 17, 2014 00:18
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Alistair Overeem went to the doctor because he was not feeling well and upon further examination the doctor noticed that it was a little hoarse in his throat.
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Jun 17, 2014 00:43
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Triticum Guzzler posted:Which fighter owns a fur suit? Melvin Manhoef! Just kidding though, it's Roxanne Modaferi is the joke here that you called her a fighter?
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Jun 17, 2014 06:14
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How has Vitor shown that Monopoly is an excellent base for high level MMA? By getting out of [a] Chael-free card. How has Gustaffson learned to cope with life outside of his native land? With the use of artificial Sweden-ers.
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Jun 17, 2014 06:28
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Lucasar posted:How has Vitor shown that Monopoly is an excellent base for high level MMA? By getting out of [a] Chael-free card. Here you go, because spoilers for jokes are stupid. Please stop using them. I am too lazy to move my mouse to every lame joke.
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Jun 17, 2014 06:40
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Fozzy The Bear posted:Here you go, because spoilers for jokes are stupid. the joke is your posting.
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Jun 17, 2014 07:12
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Miesha Tate walks into an armbar. Then she does it again.
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Jun 17, 2014 07:19
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individual865 posted:the joke is your posting.
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Jun 17, 2014 07:27
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 the jokes just write themselves here folks his rear end says CONDOM DEPOT i bet a lot of dudes gently caress that guy in the shitter hahahah
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Tupac Sighting posted:
Brandon Vera. *applause*
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