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HI BILLY MAYS HERE WITH BULLFROG SUNTAN LOTION, THE CUTTER SPECIALIST. POWERED BY THE SWEAT ON YOUR BODY, ACTIVATED BY THE ROSIN BAG BEHIND THE MOUND, IT'S MLB WRITER-APPROVED AND IT'S SAFE FROM BUD SELIG'S PRIVATE INVESTIGATORS. CHEAT THE OLD FASHION WAY BY DOCTORING THE BASEBALL WITH BULLFROG.   UH OH, SOMEONE SHOULD HAVE USED OXICLEAN!
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HI, BILLY MAYS HERE AND THIS WAS A BAD POST!
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Jun 28, 2014 13:43
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Krigen posted:This is already going to be the best GDT in ages. BOO THiS MAN WHO DOES NOT KNOW HOW TO POST IN THE BILLY MAYS MEMORIAL THREAD
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HI! HAS THIS EVERY HAPPENED TO YOU?Krigen posted:This is already going to be the best GDT in ages. BILLY MAYS HERE TO TELL YOU ABOUT AN EXCITING NEW FEATURE CALLED EDIT. EDIT LETS YOU CLEAN UP YOUR MISTAKES. IT'S FAST, EASY, AND IT WORKS.
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BILLY MAYS HERE FOR MASAHIRO TANAKA. HE'S PRETTY MUCH THE ONLY GOOD REASON TO WATCH THE 2014 YANKEES, AND HE'S PITCHING TONIGHT AGAINST JON LESTER. SHOULD BE A PRETTY GOOD GAME.
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PHILLIES REALLY ANGLING TO GET 3-HIT TODAY E: I SAY AS TONY GWYNN TRIPLES E2: I HAVE BEEN MADE TO EAT CROW AS GWYNN, KOYIE HILL, AND ROBERTO HERNANDEZ HAVE ALL GOTTEN HITS THEIR FIRST TIME UP. Farchanter fucked around with this message at 19:39 on Jun 28, 2014 |
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Jun 28, 2014 19:17
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HI HOUSTON ASTROS, MAX SCHERZER ON THE MOUND GETTING YOU DOWN? BILLY MAYS HERE FOR ASTROGLIDE!
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Jun 28, 2014 19:46
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MAX SCHERZER NEEDS TO USE ORANGE GLO, WITH THE POWER OF REAL NATURAL ORANGE OIL, TO RESTORE THE VELOCITY OF HIS FASTBALL.
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Jun 28, 2014 20:35
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IF BILLY MAYS HAD BEEN AROUND TO PITCH KANSAS CITY ON A ROLLING ROOF BACK IN THE 60S WE WOULDN'T BE HAVING THIS RAIN DELAY.
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Jun 28, 2014 20:37
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HI BILLY MAYS HERE FOR A TEN-YEAR-LEASE ON THE O.CO COLISEUM. IT LETS THE FANS INTERACT WITH THE PLAYERS BY FUNNELING THEIR POOP DIRECTLY INTO THE DUGOUT.
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Jun 28, 2014 20:41
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DOES BILLY MAYS SELL RELIEVERS BECAUSE THE WHITE SOX NEED LIKE FIVE OF THEM?
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Jun 28, 2014 20:47
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BILLY MAYS HERE WITH TIPS ON HOW TO DEAL WITH BALL SWEAT FROM SUMMER DAY GAMES
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Jun 28, 2014 20:48
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HI BILLY MAYS HERE FOR J.J. PUTZ AND KYLE FARNSWORTH. POWERED BY CLOSER MENTALITY, THESE BULLPEN ARMS CAN TACKLE THE TOUGHEST OF HITTERS.
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Jun 28, 2014 20:49
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WANT TO RUIN YOUR YOUNG PITCHERS STRONG OUTING IN THE SEVENTH WITH JUST ONE PITCH? HERES BILLY MAYS WITH DUSTIN MCGOWAN OUT OF THE BULLPEN! LOOKING FOR SOME FALSE HOPE IN THE NINTH INNING FOR THE SECOND DAY IN A ROW? HOW ABOUT GOSE AND KAWASAKI GETTING BACK TO BACK HITS TO BRING THE GAME WITHIN ONE FOR YOUR THREE BEST HITTERS! THEY WILL THEN DO NOTHING SORRY gently caress THE LAST TWO LOSSES HAVE BEEN REALLY FRUSTRATING
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Jun 28, 2014 21:10
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OH BOY THIS REALLY SUCKS
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SUDDENLY I'M REALLY GLAD I COULDN'T GO TO THIS GAME THANKS TO MY JOB SELLING OXYCLEAN.
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Jun 28, 2014 21:41
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BILLY MAYS HERE WITH CHRIS GIMENEZ BRAND INSTANT GRITS
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Jun 28, 2014 21:42
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HAS THIS EVER HAPPENED TO YOU? YOU TAKE YOUR STAR PITCHER OFF OF THE DISABLED LIST AND SUDDENLY HE TURNS TO UTTER CRAP?
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Tedd_Not_Ed posted:SUDDENLY I'M REALLY GLAD I COULDN'T GO TO THIS GAME THANKS TO MY JOB SELLING OXYCLEAN.
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HI SONNY GRAY HERE FOR SUCKING REALLY BADLY ALL OF A SUDDEN
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SOMEONE KILL ME
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ADRIAN BELTRE TRYING TO STEAL ON BALKY HAMSTRINGS, THE RON WASHINGTON EXPERIENCE
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HI IT'S BILLY MAYS HERE FOR THE ORIOLES. DO YOU HAVE A CHEN THAT CAN'T KEEP IT IN THE PARK? DO YOUR BALLS GET OUT OF THERE IN A HURRY? I'M A PITCHMAN AND I KNOW A GOOD PITCH AND I HAVEN'T SEEN ONE ALL loving DAY FROM THIS GUY.
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BILLY MAYS HERE FOR WALKING IN RUNS. IT'S A QUICK, FUNNY WAY TO SCORE AND KEEP A RALLY GOING E: IF YOU ORDER NOW, WE'LL THROW IN A SECOND WALK-IN RUN, ABSOLUTELY FREE. Tedd_Not_Ed fucked around with this message at 22:47 on Jun 28, 2014 |
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SONNY GRAY USES THE REVOLUTIONARY FLAT FASTBALL ACTION TO GIVE OPPOSING HITTERS AN INCREASE IN HITTING STATS. ACT NOW BEFORE BILLY BEANE SELLS HIGH TO THE CARDINALS. Rand alPaul fucked around with this message at 23:03 on Jun 28, 2014 |
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WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN YOUR STARTER HAS COME BACK, PERFORMED PRETTY BADLY AND YOU JUST DON'T CARE? USE STOLMY PIMENTEL FOR ALL YOUR "JUST GIVING UP" NEEDS!
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Tedd_Not_Ed posted:WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN YOUR STARTER HAS COME BACK, PERFORMED PRETTY BADLY AND YOU JUST DON'T CARE? USE STOLMY PIMENTEL FOR ALL YOUR "JUST GIVING UP" NEEDS! HI PHIL COKE HERE FOR INNINGS EATERS, THE ULTIMATE ANSWER TO BLOWOUTS WHEN YOU DON'T WANT TO USE A POSITION PLAYER.
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LonesomeCrowdedWest posted:WANT TO RUIN YOUR YOUNG PITCHERS STRONG OUTING IN THE SEVENTH WITH JUST ONE PITCH? HERES BILLY MAYS WITH DUSTIN MCGOWAN OUT OF THE BULLPEN! LOOKING FOR SOME FALSE HOPE IN THE NINTH INNING FOR THE SECOND DAY IN A ROW? HOW ABOUT GOSE AND KAWASAKI GETTING BACK TO BACK HITS TO BRING THE GAME WITHIN ONE FOR YOUR THREE BEST HITTERS! THEY WILL THEN DO NOTHING SORRY BILLY MAYS HERE FOR JOHN GIBBONS. ARE YOU TIRED OF AWESOME MAJOR LEAGUE LEVEL LINE UPS? INJURIES SHOWING YOUR TEAM'S LACK OF DEPTH? TRY THE BUFFALO BISONS AGAINST THE CHICAGO WHITE SOX!! IT WORKS GREAT, BUT NONE OF YOUR ACTUAL MAJOR LEAGUE VETERANS WILL PRODUCE ANYTHING AND YOU'LL LOSE YOUR DIVISION LEAD BEFORE THE ALL-STAR BREAK!!
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SO DID THESE FS1 ANNOUNCERS JUST ARRIVE IN A TIME MACHINE FROM TEN YEARS AGO? SABERMATRICIANS ARE ALL LIKE HURR, WINS AND LOSSES DON'T MATTER, WELL TRY TELLING THAT TO GRANDPAPPY
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NICE SUICIDE SQUEEZE BY THE RANGERS E: LEOWNYS
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LMAO COME THE gently caress ON BREWERS
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LUCROY AINT HAVIN ANY OF YOUR poo poo
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BILLY MAYS HERE WITH A SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT,LUCROY DESERVES TO START THE ALL-STAR GAME AND IF YOU DON'T AGREE YOU CAN JOIN ME IN HELL.
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I'M NOT GONNA BE AT HOME TONIGHT TO REALLY ENJOY THIS LIMITED TIME OFFER OF A THREAD FOR LIVE POSTING DURING THE OXYCLEANDODGERS AND MIGHTYNAILCARDINALS BUT I COULDN'T RESIST POSTING ABOUT THESE AMAZING OFFERS.
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IAN KINSLER HERE HOW MUCH WOULD YOU PAY FOR A 2-OUT 9TH INNING GO AHEAD 3-RUN HOMER? 19.99? 29.99? 179.99? I'M JUST loving GIVING IT AWAY!
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NATS GONNA NEED A HECK OF A GREAT DEAL TO DO DAMAGE TO SAMARDZJIA
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VJeff posted:IAN KINSLER HERE HOW MUCH WOULD YOU PAY FOR A 2-OUT 9TH INNING GO AHEAD 3-RUN HOMER? YOU WOULD THINK THAT, BUT BOY ARE YOU WRONG! JUST SCRUB IN A DOSE OF ORIOLES IN SECOND PLACE IN YOUR DIVISION, AND YOUR LEAD WILL BE SHINY AND NEW! DON'T BELIEVE ME? JUST LOOK AT WHAT OTHERS IN THEIR DIVISION ARE DOING TO THE ORIOLES RIGHT NOW!!!
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JOE NATHAN IS SO BAD AS HIS JOB THAT I'D RATHER DIE OF A PHIL COKE OVERDOSE
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ARE YOU CLOSING OUT TOO MANY GAMES? ARE YOU SICK OF EFFECTIVE BULLPEN PITCHERS LIKE UEHARA AND ROMO? WELL JUST BUY SOME loving JOE NATHAN. 10 MILLION DOLLARS LATER AND YOU'LL BE BLOWING SO MANY SAVES, YOU WON'T KNOW WHAT THE gently caress HAPPENED TO YOUR DIVISION LEAD.
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canadianclassic posted:BILLY MAYS HERE FOR JOHN GIBBONS. THIS DEAL IS SO CRAZY, I'LL QUOTE THE WRONG OFFER, AND KEEP THE ORIGINAL PRICE OF PERPETUAL SECOND PLACE IN THE DIVISION! CALL NOW, SUPPLIES ARE LIMITED BEFORE THE YANKEES TAKE SECOND PLACE!
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