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Hey this is d-money and today on G tips we're gone lay down real proper-like essential information, have going from bitch to boss in no time like drat. Don't be listening to them other fools this is the real poo poo 5-4-3-2-1 let's go 5. : when you're rolling a fat one take some cardboard of the swisher box make yourself a little mouthpiece keep peeps from wet- lipping and look like one clever bitch and you ain't frontin' 4. Next time you at the club, bring in a empty bottle of Louis XVI when the heats not looking put your drink in it tha honeys will be all over your jock no lie 3. When you go to hit your neighbors white pussy, keep an extra strap in the bathroom. Foolin rear end fool husband come home early while you gettin your clean on BAM BAM that nigga dead or dying so he can watch you bury it while he bleeds out hell yeah 2. Sew some leather to the inside of your pants sos you don't turn yo dick into hamburger by accident jumpin a fence that pig chasin you gonna look like potted meat after the fact haha 1. Whiteboy weed dealers always frontin like they down with us. Use this to your advantage like say"Your grandparents owned mine as slaves and it's your fault" ofay fool will get straight flustered and you get a quarter oz for a dub drat nigga Post your best g-tips here. Till next time this is D-money tellin you to keep it real
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# ? Jun 29, 2014 07:43 |
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Drad_Bert posted:Hey this is d-money and today on G tips we're gone lay down real proper-like essential information, have going from bitch to boss in no time like drat. Don't be listening to them other fools this is the real poo poo 5-4-3-2-1 let's go I didn't read this.
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# ? Jun 29, 2014 07:44 |
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# ? Jun 29, 2014 07:45 |
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A real gangsta-rear end nigga plays his cards right A real gangsta-rear end nigga never runs his fuckin mouth Cuz real gangsta-rear end niggas don't start fights And niggas always gotta high cap Showin' all his boys how he shot em But real gangsta-rear end niggas don't flex much Cuz real gangsta-rear end niggas know they got em And everythings cool in the mind of a gangsta Cuz gangsta-rear end niggas think deep Up three-sixty-five a year 24/7 Cuz real gangsta rear end niggas don't sleep |A real gangta-rear end nigga knows the play Real gangsta-rear end niggas get the flyest of the bitches Ask that gangsta-rear end nigga Little Jake Now bitches look at gangsta-rear end niggas like a stop sign And play the role of Little Miss Sweet But catch the bitch all alone get the digit take her out and then dump-hittin' the rear end with the meat Cuz gangsta-rear end niggas be the gang playas And everythings quiet in the clique A gangsta-rear end nigga pulls the trigger And his partners in the posse ain't tellin' off poo poo Real gangsta-rear end niggas don't talk much All ya hear is the black from the gun blast And real gangsta-rear end niggas don't run for poo poo Cuz real gangsta-rear end niggas can't run fast Now when you in the free world talkin' poo poo do the poo poo Hit the pen and let the mothafuckas shank ya But niggas like myself kick back and peep game
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# ? Jun 29, 2014 07:49 |
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brick cow posted:A real gangsta-rear end nigga plays his cards right thanks the whitest guy from "Office Space"
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# ? Jun 29, 2014 08:17 |
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# ? Jun 29, 2014 08:27 |
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Drad_Bert posted:Hey this is d-money and today on G tips we're gone lay down real proper-like essential information, have going from bitch to boss in no time like drat. Don't be listening to them other fools this is the real poo poo 5-4-3-2-1 let's go 1. same 2. im gay 3. hosed up if true
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# ? Jun 29, 2014 08:38 |
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kill the op
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# ? Jun 29, 2014 08:39 |
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g tips are alrite for cleaning your ear but there's better ways
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# ? Jun 29, 2014 13:43 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F2gsb5bDlWY
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# ? Jun 29, 2014 13:49 |
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Lookin to get your eat on? Don't bother with tha wack-rear end coupon codes they got on the site, fool. Get on that google and grab yourself soma that offsite poo poo. Straight rippin off the white power structure represent
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# ? Jun 29, 2014 18:05 |
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I used these tips and now I'm posting from prison. How do I become king of the yard instead of somebody's bitch? Please respond ASAP.
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# ? Jun 29, 2014 18:13 |
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Chairman Wao posted:I used these tips and now I'm posting from prison. How do I become king of the yard instead of somebody's bitch? When you in the yard, find where the AB crew hang out. Wait for the gangs bottom bitch to go to the commissary when he does drug him with some Benadryl take him over and gently caress his butt right in front of the BGF niggas. They'll have your back fo life. If you are of the white persuasion, do this in reverse
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# ? Jun 29, 2014 18:19 |
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Ever get some dirt weed? Here's a way to make that mexipress bullshit into some bomb-rear end chronic. Take the dank and double seal it, then bury that poo poo in yo yard for like a week yo got some Buddha that is off the chain
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# ? Jun 29, 2014 20:36 |
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# ? Jun 29, 2014 20:45 |
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Hell yeah hittin them trees like johnny cash
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# ? Jun 29, 2014 20:54 |
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This isn't a good thread/gimmick, I'm sorry.
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# ? Jun 29, 2014 20:57 |
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white people act like this
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# ? Jun 29, 2014 21:01 |
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no joke this some KKK poo poo right here
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# ? Jun 29, 2014 21:12 |
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Throwdini posted:no joke this some KKK poo poo right here its an old rear end white guy. Of course he thinks "the blacks" are a problem
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# ? Jun 29, 2014 21:15 |
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Big Beef City posted:This isn't a good thread/gimmick, I'm sorry.
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# ? Jun 29, 2014 21:29 |
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hey white ppl pro tip: ur no good at race humor
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# ? Jun 29, 2014 21:30 |
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Bobby Brown posted:hey white ppl pro tip: ur no good at race humor pro tip: there is no good race humor
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# ? Jun 29, 2014 21:35 |
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Jizzus took mad pipe
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# ? Jun 29, 2014 21:52 |
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this is a pretty hosed up thread pauly
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# ? Jun 29, 2014 22:01 |
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where the white bitches at
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# ? Jun 29, 2014 22:02 |
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Christmas Miracle posted:where the white bitches at
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# ? Jun 29, 2014 22:03 |
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Christmas Miracle posted:where the white bitches at Sweden?
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# ? Jun 29, 2014 22:03 |
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Bobby Brown posted:hey white ppl pro tip: ur no good at race humor Best G tip
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# ? Jun 29, 2014 22:10 |
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I make it rain on dem pussys. Q-tip action ----------------
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# ? Jun 29, 2014 22:49 |
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When a hater is frontin on you bust some sick rear end rhymes for him he'll back off and you made a friend for life
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# ? Jul 8, 2014 17:41 |
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My G Tip for you is to go to school
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# ? Jul 8, 2014 17:44 |
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1gnoirents posted:My G Tip for you is to go to school Don't be no fool Stay in school
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# ? Jul 8, 2014 17:50 |
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1. dont post on the internet 2. dont watch anime 3. make money 4. gently caress bitches 5. ban op
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# ? Jul 8, 2014 18:15 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h27X-wADkik
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# ? Jul 8, 2014 18:25 |
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Real G's move in silence and violence, take it from your Highness Keep a stripper attitude only money make me move Pauly thnx for doingthat other thread again ur the best. I got high my gf and we watched biodome a few months ago thnx for laughs
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# ? Jul 8, 2014 18:47 |
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I've been in this game for years, it made me an animal It's rules to this poo poo, I wrote me a manual A step-by-step booklet for you to get Your game on track, not your wig pushed back Rule Number Uno, never let no one know How much dough you hold cause you know The cheddar breed jealousy 'specially If that man hosed up, get yo' rear end stuck up Number 2, never let 'em know your next move Don't you know Bad Boys move in silence and violence? Take it from your highness I done squeezed mad clips at these cats for their bricks and chips Number 3, never trust no-bo-dy Your moms'll set that rear end up, properly gassed up Hoodied and masked up, poo poo, for that fast buck She be laying in the bushes to light that rear end up Number 4, I know you heard this before Never get high on your own supply Number 5, never sell no crack where you rest at I don't care if they want a ounce, tell 'em bounce! Number 6, that goddamn credit? Dead it You think a crackhead paying you back, poo poo forget it! 7, this rule is so underrated Keep your family and business completely separated Money and blood don't mix like 2 dicks and no bitch Find yourself in serious poo poo Number 8, never keep no weight on you! Them cats that squeeze your guns can hold jums too Number 9 shoulda been Number 1 to me, If you ain't gettin' bagged stay the gently caress from police If niggas think you snitchin' they ain't trying to listen They be sittin' in your kitchen, waiting to start hittin' Number 10, a strong word called consignment Strictly for live men, not for freshmen If you ain't got the clientele, say "hell no!" 'Cause they gon' want they money rain sleet hail snow Follow these rules you'll have mad bread to break up If not, 24 years on the wake up Slug hit your temple, watch your frame shake up Caretaker did your makeup, when you passed Your girl hosed my man Jake up, heard in three weeks She sniffed a whole half of cake up Heard she suck a good dick, and can hook a steak up Gotta go gotta go, more pies to bake up, word up
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# ? Jul 8, 2014 19:05 |
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I like rap joke threads! I'm not kidding, so don't you dare say I'm not serious. When a poster comes in with a rap-themed thread and a comedic first post in your face, you get cracked up!
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# ? Jul 8, 2014 19:17 |
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Heartbroken 2Twice posted:I like rap joke threads! I'm not kidding, so don't you dare say I'm not serious. When a poster comes in with a rap-themed thread and a comedic first post in your face, you get cracked up! Sick rhymes
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