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It's more dangerous to pull over to the side of the road here [rocks might scratch my car]
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# ? Jul 21, 2014 22:02 |
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# ? Jun 7, 2024 10:12 |
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how about this dont loving stop in every single lane when there is an ambulance going in the other direction or how about this in general: Don't do something that actually makes the ambulance go loving slower
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# ? Jul 21, 2014 22:04 |
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I'm pretty sure one of the most accurate ways to judge someone is how they react to an ambulance.
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# ? Jul 21, 2014 22:05 |
i'm a christian scientist who knows that so-called "medicine" is quackery
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# ? Jul 21, 2014 22:06 |
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It was heading into Jerusalem
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# ? Jul 21, 2014 22:06 |
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trying to pull over for an ambluance druing heavy los angeles traffic is a bigger cluster gently caress than logging onto myfreecams and seeing a big wide open black woman's vagina. fuUUUUUU! that poo poo looks like an old french dip roast beef sandwich from philipes!
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# ? Jul 21, 2014 22:09 |
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When I'm Jack Bauer and I've only got 7 minutes to get to the building where the hostage is and diffuse the bomb and stop the virus and save the president
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# ? Jul 21, 2014 22:12 |
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better they die with dignity and see my rad bumper sticker than face obamas death panels
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# ? Jul 21, 2014 22:14 |
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Don't you know how important I am? Don't you see the blue tooth headset in my ear? I'm conducting business deals and mergers and your siren is impeding me from doing so. How can you not have any respect for other people?
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# ? Jul 21, 2014 22:30 |
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Pulling over is one way to get out of an ambulance's way but another is to speed up.
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# ? Jul 21, 2014 22:36 |
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Salt Fish posted:Pulling over is one way to get out of an ambulance's way but another is to speed up.
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# ? Jul 21, 2014 22:38 |
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That person in there could be an inmate with gold-plated heathcare, I'm doing everyone a favor really.
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# ? Jul 21, 2014 22:48 |
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Yeah I'm driving way faster than an ambulance should/can so not even a consideration for me. but if you have a poor person's slowmobile, by all means get the gently caress off the roads entirely
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# ? Jul 21, 2014 22:52 |
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I have the radio on maximum volume trying to re-enact the Wayne's World Bohemian Rhapsody scene on my own that I thought the blue flashing lights in my mirror were just mild brain damage from all the head banging.
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# ? Jul 21, 2014 22:56 |
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im driving a bigger ambulance
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# ? Jul 21, 2014 22:57 |
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if i lose visibility of the ambulance i will have no reason to keep masturba
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# ? Jul 21, 2014 22:59 |
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My tax paid for that Ambulance, he can wait his turn!
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# ? Jul 21, 2014 23:02 |
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I am a tree and I don't know I'm supposed to pull over.
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# ? Jul 22, 2014 15:43 |
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theyre probably taking some atheist to go get an abortion
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# ? Jul 22, 2014 15:44 |
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hamas rockets are probably being smuggled into a hospital in the ambulance
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# ? Jul 22, 2014 15:45 |
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It probably just hauling some fattie to pickup their beatus meds
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# ? Jul 22, 2014 15:50 |
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Sheng-ji Yang posted:hamas rockets are probably being smuggled into a hospital in the ambulance The ambulance is probably carrying an israeli drone operator
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# ? Jul 22, 2014 15:50 |
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Pro drivers tailgate that ambulance right out of the traffic jam.
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# ? Jul 22, 2014 15:55 |
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1gnoirents posted:how about this dont loving stop in every single lane when there is an ambulance going in the other direction
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# ? Jul 22, 2014 16:02 |
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p sure ambulances even going code 3 on the highway are limited to 75 max, and most have gps so if you go over the limit you get bitched at. So thats why I rip past all ambulances on the highway, especially if I am approaching my exit. because having them come behind you when you are on a ramp with bunch of slow/panicy people in front of you and a raging ambulance playing siren skrillex loving sucks.
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# ? Jul 22, 2014 16:15 |
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I shot the guy on the stretcher; if I delay the ambulance he's gonna bleed out. Perfect crime.
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# ? Jul 22, 2014 16:21 |
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but if i'm not on the highway I always pull/gtfo the way for first responders
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# ? Jul 22, 2014 16:25 |
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good things happen to bad people so theres no way im pulling over for that ambulance
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# ? Jul 22, 2014 16:26 |
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Salt Fish posted:Pulling over is one way to get out of an ambulance's way but another is to speed up. one cool tip to avoid a speeding ticket is to drive really fast behind an ambulance because everyone will assume you're worried about your loved ones when in reality you want to get to popeyes before the dinner rush. suckers.
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# ? Jul 22, 2014 16:30 |
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Ambulances and firetrucks don't usually go faster then the speed limit, they make great time because most people pull over for them. Huge pain in the rear end when people try to drive around you when you pull over for emergency vehicles. Their lights are going, just sit still for five loving seconds so they can pass.
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# ? Jul 22, 2014 16:34 |
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I got poo poo to do, who cares about some soon to be dead people?
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# ? Jul 22, 2014 16:35 |
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It's a just world so the person who is in the ambulance deserves to be there. Why should I pull over for them?
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# ? Jul 22, 2014 17:15 |
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1gnoirents posted:I'm pretty sure one of the most accurate ways to judge someone is how they react to an ambulance.
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# ? Jul 22, 2014 17:20 |
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i impede ambulances because i am literally snidely whiplash irl
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# ? Jul 22, 2014 17:36 |
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I'm just doing my charitable part by tweeting bitcoins at their licence plate. It'll confirm any minute now. e: Just kidding, I'm waiting for them to tweet bitcoins at me.
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# ? Jul 22, 2014 17:40 |
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I really have to poop.
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# ? Jul 22, 2014 17:50 |
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Steering wheel doesn't rotate
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# ? Jul 22, 2014 17:59 |
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I drive around town in a replica ambulance and when I'm in a hurry I turn the sirens on So grateful to all of you who pull over for me when I'm late for my AA meeting tia
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# ? Jul 22, 2014 18:01 |
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Mariana Horchata posted:siren skrillex appropriating this
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# ? Jul 22, 2014 19:36 |
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# ? Jun 7, 2024 10:12 |
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I pay taxes for these roads like anyone else, I dont't share it with those fags on bicycles, I ain't going to share it with no drat charity case
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# ? Jul 22, 2014 19:50 |