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i am he

terminator: i'll be weed

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i am he

leia: weed..
han solo: i know...

Afro Doug

Andy Dufresne - who crawled through a river of weed and came out clean on the other side.

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code:
                  STRASSER
       My dear mademoiselle, perhaps you
       have already observed that in
       Casablanca, weed is cheap.
       Good night, Mademoiselle.

i am he

the scarface sitting at his desk in a freaking pile of weed. instead of the cocaine its just a mountain of pure, dank nugs. cna you imagine? thatd be so good.

joke_explainer


code:
                     ILSA
        I can't fight it anymore. I ran
        away from you once.  I can't do
        it again. Oh, I don't know what's 
        right any longer. You'll have to
        think for both of us, for all of us.

                     RICK
        All right. I will. Here's looking 
        at weed, kid.

        [RICK takes a massive bong hit.]

gingerberger

Gotta love my Squirtle Swag
with great power, comes great weed

weird

by zen death robot

i am he posted:

terminator: i'll be weed

haha

posting smiling
the cop that let keyser soze get away: drat, keyser soze got away again let's get high

vapoursquid

none other
jason bourne is on the run from the cia and now the dea

i am he

planet earth [david attenborough]: weed weed weed yes yes WEED hell ya

bacalou


"hey say you weed runner"

tell him i'm smoking

City of Glompton

the goonies kids on one-eyed willie's pirate ship, festooning themselves with weed, shoving it in their pockets. chunk tries to hide it in is mouth.

bacalou


INNNNDYYYY!!!!



WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED!!!

vapoursquid

none other
colonel kurtz: the weed... the weed...

posting smiling
nigel tufnel: this weed goes to 11

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vapoursquid posted:

colonel kurtz: the weed... the weed...

joke_explainer


Obi-wan: You were the chosen one! You were supposed to bring balance to the weed, not destroy it!!

i am he

Classicist posted:

nigel tufnel: this weed goes to 11

lol

i am he

spock (star trek): weed is good

City of Glompton

I won't give them my vital weed!

bacalou


president muffley: gentlemen, you can't smoke in here, this is the war room!

i am he

weed, weed never changes. i love getting high.

gingerberger

Gotta love my Squirtle Swag
life is like a box of weed

City of Glompton

bacalou posted:

president muffley: gentlemen, you can't smoke in here, this is the war room!

gingerberger

Gotta love my Squirtle Swag
We wants it, we needs it. Must have the weed. They stole it from us. Sneaky little hobbitses.

bacalou


vinz clortho: i am the weedmaster are you the bong keeper

WAFFLEHOUND
who put this motherfucking weed on this motherfucking plane?

City of Glompton

Don't give them weed after midnight!

gingerberger

Gotta love my Squirtle Swag

WAFFLEHOUND posted:

who put this motherfucking weed on this motherfucking plane?

who put these motherfucking snakes in this motherfucking weed?!?

vapoursquid

none other

gingerberger posted:

who put these motherfucking snakes in this motherfucking weed?!?

:catstare:

bacalou


paul: what do you call the weed shadow in the second moon

stilgar: we call that one mad'dabs

paul: can i be paul mad'dabs

stilgar: you are paul mad'dabs

City of Glompton

Weed me! Weeeed me, Seymour!

SIDS Vicious


frankly my weed i dont give a drat

joke_explainer


Bane: You think weed is your ally? You merely adopted the weed. I was born in it. Molded by it. I didn't stop being high until I was already a man, by then it was nothing to me but blinding. The weed betrays you... because it belongs to me.

i am he

Batman: weed

gingerberger

Gotta love my Squirtle Swag
You want the weed? You want the Weed!?! You can't handle the Weed! Son, we live in a world that has walls, and those walls have to be guarded by men with weed. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Lt. Weinburg? I have a greater responsibility than you could possibly fathom. You weep for Santiago, and you curse the Marines. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know. That Santiago's weed, while tragic, probably saved lives. And my weed, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives. You don't want the weed because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you want weed on that wall, you need weed on that wall. We use words like honor, code, loyalty. We use these words as the backbone of a life spent defending weed. You use them as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain weed to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom that I provide, and then questions the manner in which I provide weed. I would rather you just said thank you, and went on your way, Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a weed, and stand a post. Either way, I don't give a drat what you think you are entitled to.

joke_explainer


joker: you wanna know how I got this weed??

weird

by zen death robot
goldfinger: no mr bond, i expect you to blaze

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i am he

mr bond: the names weed, weed weed lol

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