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It's time for another round of NSAC courtroom action, guaranteed to serve up more entertainment than a FOX Sports 1 Brazil card. Jones and Cormier are going to have to face the music for their public pushing stunt. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rf_WWMTR9LU Wanderlei will have to try to explain why he ran away from a piss test. (I don't think he's gonna show up?) And we will have a special cameo appearance by Floyd Money Mayweather who has been accused of making illegal bets on gym "sparring sessions". http://espn.go.com/boxing/story/_/id/11549327/floyd-mayweather-jr-appear-nevada-state-athletic-commission Important Commission Members "Stern but fair" Francisco V. Aguilar "wily old vet" Skip Avansino "The Yesman" Bill D. Brady "Courtroom Cougar" Pat Lundvall "I'm actually sort of taking this seriously" Anthony A. Marnell III Other Important NSAC Employees The Mysterious Pee Collector Hearing Schedule http://boxing.nv.gov/uploadedFiles/boxingnvgov/content/schedule/14_Agendas/09-23-14AG.pdf Last time on NSAC Noted PED user Vitor Belfort got off scot free because he uhh took a double dose of juice because he had to fly or something The people's champ Chael Sonnen came clean and got a light slap on the wrist and a job offer. What will happen this time? Will the NSAC be as lenient? Will Floyd get in absolutely zero trouble? (yes). Tune in to find out! Watch here - http://www.ufc.tv/video/nsac-hearing-20140923 Seltzer fucked around with this message at 16:40 on Sep 23, 2014 |
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# ? Jun 8, 2024 06:35 |
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I hope that Jon Jones and Floyd Mayweather have to sit awkwardly in a waiting area and we get footage of it.
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# ? Sep 23, 2014 04:30 |
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Marnell loving owns
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# ? Sep 23, 2014 04:32 |
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Which commission member is the best friends guy?
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# ? Sep 23, 2014 04:38 |
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Sweet
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# ? Sep 23, 2014 04:53 |
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Charles Gnarwin posted:I hope that Jon Jones and Floyd Mayweather have to sit awkwardly in a waiting area and we get footage of it. i imagine jones would spend most of his time fidgeting like a 5 year old
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# ? Sep 23, 2014 10:19 |
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We're live and we have an unshaven Tony Martell III in the heezy.
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# ? Sep 23, 2014 16:30 |
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I'm at a conference with lovely wi-fi so if someone could post highlights that would be great.
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# ? Sep 23, 2014 16:39 |
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I'll go ahead and edit this post with some official psp minutes
Duzzy Funlop fucked around with this message at 19:39 on Sep 23, 2014 |
# ? Sep 23, 2014 16:41 |
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Is wanderlei gonna show up to this? I really don't know. He's on the schedule, but I didn't watch that weird video he posted the other week. Here's the link by the way http://www.ufc.tv/video/nsac-hearing-20140923
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# ? Sep 23, 2014 16:41 |
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wanderlei has long since said he would not be attending because he does not anticipate he will be punished.
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# ? Sep 23, 2014 16:43 |
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quote:"this is not a disciplanary hearing, we're just having a conversation with our friend floyd"
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# ? Sep 23, 2014 16:47 |
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Floyd is at the table. "This is not a disciplinary hearing, we're just here to talk about what happened" - NSCAC. Aahhahaha e- Apparently showcasing marijuana was to attract viewers not promote weed. None of it was real. Seltzer fucked around with this message at 16:57 on Sep 23, 2014 |
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Floyd: "It wasn't real Marijuana, you know, it's all entertainment". /edit: Hahahahaa Duzzy Funlop fucked around with this message at 16:52 on Sep 23, 2014 |
# ? Sep 23, 2014 16:48 |
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NSAC commissioners tripping over themselves to not only brag about being to Floyd's gym but to praise how safe it was when they were there.
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# ? Sep 23, 2014 16:54 |
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I wonder which of these guys got a gift basket from the money team this morning.... e. Holy gently caress what's with these questions - "what is headgear for?" "do you use editing techniques?" - she's basically giving him the answers to the questions. CommonShore fucked around with this message at 16:59 on Sep 23, 2014 |
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CommonShore posted:I wonder which of these guys got a gift basket from the money team this morning.... Yeah, if you're on the good side of the commission, you basically get coached through your entire hearing (that totally isn't a hearing). "Please explain to me how using Marijuana as props works"
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# ? Sep 23, 2014 17:02 |
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Floyd literally claiming the marijuana was a prop. e- "I did it because I like to promote a certain lifestyle.... I'm not endorsing pot though"
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# ? Sep 23, 2014 17:02 |
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Oh poo poo, Tony Marnell layin' in. If I may be frank, I don't want to lead you down a bad road, but I believe you're full of poo poo.
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# ? Sep 23, 2014 17:06 |
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dear mr. floyd please tell us what illegal poo poo you're going to do ahead of time so we look less retarded later
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# ? Sep 23, 2014 17:13 |
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skip avansino fallout new vegas ghoul looking motherfucker
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# ? Sep 23, 2014 17:15 |
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Bill Brady "can you maybe stay on the safe side with the show? I mean, I love you, and I've been to your gym and I love your gym and...I'm just saying". Jones coming up
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# ? Sep 23, 2014 17:16 |
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# ? Sep 23, 2014 17:18 |
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I hope Jon says the brawl was for reality TV and it was just an act
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# ? Sep 23, 2014 17:19 |
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-Atom- posted:I hope Jon says the brawl was for reality TV and it was just an act "Mr Jones, if you could please let the commission know in advance of your shenanigans"
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# ? Sep 23, 2014 17:20 |
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"If you're gonna fine my client, can you please make it a flat fine, not one based on his purse so he isn't predjudiced against due to being one of the higher-paid athletes in the UFC?"
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# ? Sep 23, 2014 17:21 |
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"I've always been a great example and never done anything to disparage this sport" Right.
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# ? Sep 23, 2014 17:22 |
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"I've never done anything to disgrace the sport" - JBJ as he's tearing up.
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# ? Sep 23, 2014 17:22 |
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Can somebody please explain the context in which cameras caught Floyd with weed and gambling? Was it on his all-access show? Part of a montage?
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# ? Sep 23, 2014 17:23 |
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Hi. I disappeared for awhile there, but this was too important to miss out on. I had to see Jon Jones cry on camera.
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# ? Sep 23, 2014 17:24 |
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Seltzer posted:"I've never done anything to disgrace the sport" - JBJ as he's tearing up the road and a pole approaches. ftfh
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# ? Sep 23, 2014 17:25 |
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Duzzy Funlop posted:"If you're gonna fine my client, can you please make it a flat fine, not one based on his purse so he isn't predjudiced against due to being one of the higher-paid athletes in the UFC?" that would suck for DC and Jon, as they both make into the 6 figures on reported earnings
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# ? Sep 23, 2014 17:26 |
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Ty1990 posted:Can somebody please explain the context in which cameras caught Floyd with weed and gambling? Was it on his all-access show? Part of a montage? Yeah, bunch of stuff like fighters doing some chute box grinder stuff in his gym, weed on the table in his mansion, apparent betting on fighters during the "dog house" chute box stuff. Obviously all just for show, and totally props or fake behaviour.
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# ? Sep 23, 2014 17:26 |
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Jon is going to cry
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# ? Sep 23, 2014 17:26 |
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Holy poo poo, Jon is making the greatest case for premeditation I've ever seen. "I couldn't let him in the thought that I was weak, that's why I retaliated." Jesus Christ.
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# ? Sep 23, 2014 17:28 |
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This reminds me of getting in trouble in fourth or fifth grade and feeling like you're too old to cry anymore, but knowing you're definitely going to cry if you don't concentrate hard on not crying
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# ? Sep 23, 2014 17:29 |
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His lawyer is wondering why he allowed him to speak for himself.
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# ? Sep 23, 2014 17:29 |
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Hahaha, what the gently caress. "I was feeding off the crow and at the end it was basically me finishing off the entertainment" "It almost felt primal"
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# ? Sep 23, 2014 17:29 |
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Duzzy Funlop posted:"It almost felt primal" "I'm going to work you like a farm animal."
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NSAC is this close to creating the Sonnen-Jones Commission on Sportsmanship
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