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GEExCEE

[intro music playing, Dogcrash Truther comes to sit down to cheers and applause, laughing loudly, presses the buzzer over and over again]

DCT: Good evening everyobody, and welcome, yobbers to a little game I like to call: WHOSE POST IS IT ANYWAY!??

*audience cheering*

DCT: On tonight's episode we have some very special guests. Please welcome the winner of the 2014 Hurf de Durfment, I.N.R.I.!

INRI: *waving*

DCT: Next, we have my good friend, everybody's favorite Canadian, Sid!

Sid: *laughing, clapping, drooling*

DCT: Oh, and that guy who's mod of the forum? Please welcome my very old friend, Bo Pepper!

Bo: *asleep, stirs and kicks over his bedpan*

DCT: And - oh my god - look everybody - it's Robin Williams!

Fart gently caress Hell: *waves, bows - the crowd goes wild*

# ? Oct 29, 2014 15:56

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# ? Jun 12, 2024 05:03

GEExCEE

[audience 5s loudly]

# ? Oct 29, 2014 15:56

GEExCEE

DCT: Welcome to Whose Post is it Anyway, where the content of this forum isn't up for review, by you, or anyone else, and the points don't matter.

# ? Oct 29, 2014 15:58

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

GEExCEE posted:

[audience 5s loudly]

# ? Oct 29, 2014 15:59

GEExCEE

DCT: Okay, let's get going, we have a big show for you tonight. We have a game today called "D&D Replies." Each of you gentlemen will pick a topic to improvise a screed about, but here's the catch - if you used a racist canard that's been invoked on the forums in the last month in reality, you get slimed.

# ? Oct 29, 2014 16:01

i am he

GEExCEE posted:

DCT: Welcome to Whose Post is it Anyway, where the content of this forum isn't up for review, by you, or anyone else, and the points don't matter.

lol

# ? Oct 29, 2014 16:02

Salmiakki

GEExCEE posted:

[audience 5s loudly]

GEExCEE posted:

DCT: Welcome to Whose Post is it Anyway, where the content of this forum isn't up for review, by you, or anyone else, and the points don't matter.

haha

# ? Oct 29, 2014 16:03

GEExCEE

*I.N.R.I. reaches into the giant floppy uncle sam hat and picks out a little piece of paper that says "Ebola"*

# ? Oct 29, 2014 16:03

GEExCEE

INRI: [beginning to speak] Ni-

*giant bucket of slime douses the entire studio audience*

# ? Oct 29, 2014 16:05

Bwee

GEExCEE posted:

DCT: Welcome to Whose Post is it Anyway, where the content of this forum isn't up for review, by you, or anyone else, and the points don't matter.

# ? Oct 29, 2014 16:30

GEExCEE

DCT: Okay Sid. For our next game, I'm going to read you a list of post titles. You have to figure out which one is from the BYOB Goldmine, and which are on the front page of the PokeCommunity's General Chat forum.

___ is the Next President of the United States
David Lee Moth
Sexism..... for clothing?
Parents Forcing you to greet their friends
cool old people names

Sid: Oh wow lol. Uh that's hard. I'm gonna guess... David Lee Moth?

DCT: [slamming the buzzer] NO! Guess again!

Sid: Lol drat. Uh okay... cool old people names?

DCT: [slamming the buzzer again] NO! Last guess!

Sid: gently caress lmao. Okay I'm gonna guess... the Sexism one?

DCT: [slams the buzzer repeately] NO, NO, NO!

Sid: gently caress! Which one is it?

DCT: *laughing hysterically* They're all from the Pokemon forums!

# ? Oct 29, 2014 16:52

ZeroCount

GEExCEE posted:

[audience 5s loudly]

# ? Oct 29, 2014 16:56

cute anime girl

*fart gently caress hell 5 takes off mask to reveal that it's actually cute anime girl. he pulls up a smg from his jacket and shoots at everyone. he proceeds to get empty-quoted by sid who is shot moments later.*

cute anime girl: It was me, BYOB. It was me all along!

# ? Oct 29, 2014 17:09

ZeroCount

cute anime girl posted:

*fart gently caress hell 5 takes off mask to reveal that it's actually cute anime girl. he pulls up a smg from his jacket and shoots at everyone. he proceeds to get empty-quoted by sid who is shot moments later.*

cute anime girl: It was me, BYOB. It was me all along!

GEExCEE posted:

[audience 1s loudly]

# ? Oct 29, 2014 17:13

GEExCEE

cute anime girl posted:

*fart gently caress hell 5 takes off mask to reveal that it's actually cute anime girl. he pulls up a smg from his jacket and shoots at everyone. he proceeds to get empty-quoted by sid who is shot moments later.*

cute anime girl: It was me, BYOB. It was me all along!

this isn't canon.

# ? Oct 29, 2014 17:14

cute anime girl

GEExCEE posted:

this isn't canon.

my followup handcannon is

# ? Oct 29, 2014 17:16

thompson

GEExCEE posted:

DCT: Okay Sid. For our next game, I'm going to read you a list of post titles. You have to figure out which one is from the BYOB Goldmine, and which are on the front page of the PokeCommunity's General Chat forum.

___ is the Next President of the United States
David Lee Moth
Sexism..... for clothing?
Parents Forcing you to greet their friends
cool old people names

Sid: Oh wow lol. Uh that's hard. I'm gonna guess... David Lee Moth?

DCT: [slamming the buzzer] NO! Guess again!

Sid: Lol drat. Uh okay... cool old people names?

DCT: [slamming the buzzer again] NO! Last guess!

Sid: gently caress lmao. Okay I'm gonna guess... the Sexism one?

DCT: [slams the buzzer repeately] NO, NO, NO!

Sid: gently caress! Which one is it?

DCT: *laughing hysterically* They're all from the Pokemon forums!

I almost spit out my coffee on this one. 5

# ? Oct 29, 2014 17:17

Full-Bodied Flavor

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4MktMRpXnhQ

# ? Oct 29, 2014 17:30

Salmiakki