BYOB Rules Thread

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smoobles

These are the new BYOB rules, please read them completely and thoroughly.

1. No posting family recipes.

Nobody cares about your family recipes, plus they're meant to be kept in the family, which is why they're called that. Stop making GBS threads up perfectly good threads with recipes. Keep them to yourself or PM them.

2. Anime avatars are now banned.

Anime avatars are now banned in BYOB. If you have an anime avatar, you have two years' notice to change it. On Dec 6, 2016, you will be banned if you still have it.

3. Nobody is allowed to post until after they donate to wikipedia.

This is self explanatory; wikipedia can't stay online without everyone doing their part.

4. Random probations are now in effect.

Once every two months I will probate forums user "drilldo squirt" for six hours. I will do this at a random time, and only to drilldo squirt. This is to maintain a culture of fear and respect.

5. No talking about weed.

It's not legal in my state, and my mom uses the same computer as me.

6. No swear words.

Please replace swear words with innovative re spellings like "damb" or "fack".

PLease let me know if you have any questions.

smoobles fucked around with this message at 06:40 on Dec 9, 2014

# ? Dec 7, 2014 01:03

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# ? Jun 9, 2024 21:51

cute anime girl

smoobles posted:

2. Anime avatars are now banned.

Anime avatars are now banned in BYOB. If you have an anime avatar, you have two years' notice to change it. On Dec 6, 2016, you will be banned if you still have it.

you are literally Hitler

# ? Dec 7, 2014 01:07

playground tough

ill do my best , great leader

*buys anime avatar*

# ? Dec 7, 2014 01:07

Harthacnut

Wikipedia? More like Wikipoopia :smuggo:

# ? Dec 7, 2014 01:12

alnilam

Harthacnut posted:

Wikipedia? More like Wikipoopia

_{ty manifisto}

# ? Dec 7, 2014 01:14

smoobles

Harthacnut posted:

Wikipedia? More like Wikipoopia

citation needed

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# ? Dec 7, 2014 01:16

smoobles

5. No talking about weed.

It's not legal in my state, and my mom uses the same computer as me.

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# ? Dec 7, 2014 01:31

alnilam

weed

# ? Dec 7, 2014 01:33

smoobles

i swear to god once i figure out these buttons....

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# ? Dec 7, 2014 01:33

cuntman.net

im going to follow these rules

# ? Dec 7, 2014 01:38

playground tough

smoobles posted:

2. Anime avatars are now banned.

Anime avatars are now banned in BYOB. If you have an anime avatar, you have two years' notice to change it. On Dec 6, 2016, you will be banned if you still have it.

# ? Dec 7, 2014 01:42

the unabonger

heres another rule for you smoobles *flip[s smoobles off*

# ? Dec 7, 2014 01:42

mailorder bees: FLUFFERNUTTER

i will be postinf my familys secret recipe for dog biscuits soon

thanks Manifisto!

# ? Dec 7, 2014 01:47

Bo-Pepper: Want some rye?
Course ya do!

oh god smoobles what happened to you

# ? Dec 7, 2014 01:48

smoobles

mailorder bees! posted:

i will be postinf my familys secret recipe for dog biscuits soon

i hope one of the steps is "put into the gas chamber"

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# ? Dec 7, 2014 01:48

cuntman.net

Squirrel007 posted:

# ? Dec 7, 2014 01:49

Lil Cunty

Sleepy Owl posted:

ty crap

ty landy

# ? Dec 7, 2014 01:49

alnilam

Sleepy Owl posted:

# ? Dec 7, 2014 01:51

Senior Management

Not wanting to spend the money on a new system, I just recently bought a new AMD 8370 cpu. It should arrive tomorrow or Monday. Today my mobo might have died. Had I known that I would have probably gone intel. Currently posting from my couple years old MSI laptop but at least it has 8gb ramz, a gtx660m and an i7-3610qm. Does this laptop meet the minimum specs for posting in BYOB? Need to know if I will get enough frames to maintain a sick BYOB KDR.

:jerry:

# ? Dec 7, 2014 02:10

SIDS Vicious

BYOB Rules! Thread

# ? Dec 7, 2014 02:12

Gone Fashing: KEEP POSTIN
I'M STILL LAFFIN

Vynar posted:

Not wanting to spend the money on a new system, I just recently bought a new AMD 8370 cpu. It should arrive tomorrow or Monday. Today my mobo might have died. Had I known that I would have probably gone intel. Currently posting from my couple years old MSI laptop but at least it has 8gb ramz, a gtx660m and an i7-3610qm. Does this laptop meet the minimum specs for posting in BYOB? Need to know if I will get enough frames to maintain a sick BYOB KDR.

byob is about so much more than funy computer now

# ? Dec 7, 2014 02:26

bwatts

gently caress jimmy wales

# ? Dec 7, 2014 02:26

bwatts

# ? Dec 7, 2014 02:26

Afro Doug

imo swear words should not be allowed in byob

# ? Dec 7, 2014 04:18

pig slut lisa: irl is good

Afro Doug posted:

imo swear words should not be allowed in byob

our top minsd are looking into this as we speak

# ? Dec 7, 2014 04:34

i am he

The Fresh Prince posted:

heres another rule for you smoobles *flip[s smoobles off*

# ? Dec 7, 2014 04:36

WindmillSlayer

WetNightmare posted:

QUOTE THIS IN AT LEAST 5 DIFFERENT THREADS OR YOUR rear end WONT GET POUNDED BY THE SPOOKY GHOST

# ? Dec 7, 2014 04:40

Al Borland: by XyloJW

Squirrel007 posted:

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# ? Dec 7, 2014 05:00

pig slut lisa: irl is good

as someone who disagrees entirely with these rules, I

# ? Dec 7, 2014 05:03

literally this big: Here comes
the Squirtle Squad!

anyone got any good weed family recipes?

# ? Dec 7, 2014 05:05

Al Borland: by XyloJW

Illegal Carrot posted:

anyone got any good weed family recipes?

I have one that goes great with anime.

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# ? Dec 7, 2014 05:15

literally this big: Here comes
the Squirtle Squad!

BYOB project: let's make a post that breaks all the rules at once :twisted:

# ? Dec 7, 2014 05:25

Al Borland: by XyloJW

Illegal Carrot posted:

BYOB project: let's make a post that breaks all the rules at once

hard to do #4.

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# ? Dec 7, 2014 05:27

Koke: #88

Rule #5

Koke is the best!!!!!!

http://i.imgur.com/nC4eH7n.jpg

# ? Dec 7, 2014 06:07

playground tough

# ? Dec 7, 2014 06:13

Looke

friendly craig posted:

# ? Dec 7, 2014 06:14

Master Stur: chasin' tail

wow these rules are too much...

# ? Dec 7, 2014 07:25

Tom Sellout: $240 million of Johnny Walker Blue and Throatzilla's services.

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# ? Dec 7, 2014 07:33

Dexters Secret

# ? Dec 7, 2014 07:53

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# ? Jun 9, 2024 21:51

Gone Fashing: KEEP POSTIN
I'M STILL LAFFIN

Koke posted:

Rule #5

Koke is the best!!!!!!

thats actually not an official rule

# ? Dec 7, 2014 08:01

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