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Top Hats Monthly
Jun 22, 2011


People are people so why should it be, that you and I should get along so awfully blink blink recall STOP IT YOU POSH LITTLE SHIT
The Birds vs the Kitties in the ultimate battle of which crippled team will win.

The Arizona Cardinals 11-5

-A team that started incredibly strong.
-Coasted into playoffs with 3rd String QB Ryan Lindley
-Projected to lose by multiple analysists.
-Strengths: Defense, Special Teams
-Weakness: Oh good lord that offense :stonk:
The Carolina Panthers 7-8-1

-A team that started very weak.
-They finished very strong in December (albeit against bad teams) to get in the NFC South failure division
-Projected to win due to strength vs weakness offset
-Strengths: Offense shows flashes of greatness, defense can fight very hard sometimes.
-Weakness: Very temperamental, can go from bad to good and good to bad in 30 seconds.

My guess
CAR 28
ARZ 17


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Winkie01
Nov 28, 2004

adaz
Mar 7, 2009

Where is the hip place all the cool kids go for streams nowadays

Prozach
Oct 30, 2013

When God invented Lycra, he was thinking about Divas matches.
This could be the worst playoff game of all time, and yet simultaneously the best since we get to see Ryan Lindley do his thing.

RumbleFish
Dec 20, 2007

Go Panthers. Avenge Jake Delhomme.

Winkie01
Nov 28, 2004

adaz posted:

Where is the hip place all the cool kids go for streams nowadays

http://www.reddit.com/r/nflstreams

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

probably gonna have plenty of stream requests for this one

will the panthers get revenge for 6 years ago

will deangelo have his own beast mode moment

will the legend of lindley start here

how awesome will gruden think this game is

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

Panthers made a joke of Drew Brees and Matt Ryan. So why do I think Lindley is going to go to town on us?

Also please don't break Cam like you did Jake :ohdear:

Top Hats Monthly
Jun 22, 2011


People are people so why should it be, that you and I should get along so awfully blink blink recall STOP IT YOU POSH LITTLE SHIT
hahaha that dude eating holy poo poo

adaz
Mar 7, 2009


awesome thanks!

Also the last "terrible" playoff game involving a losing team gave us Marshawn Lynch's original beast mode run sooo

elime anning
Nov 19, 2002

Morbid Hound
just a reminder that the last time the cardinals and panthers met in the playoffs, it was jake delhomme's birthday, and the following ensued:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Agl8P4EQtE

Pron on VHS
Nov 14, 2005

Blood Clots
Sweat Dries
Bones Heal
Suck it Up and Keep Wrestling
I love C'Mon Man!

Winkie01
Nov 28, 2004

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

you're raising people's cable bills for this game? c'mon man

i hope this reverse jinx works

Sour Diesel
Jan 30, 2010

omfg gruden in january i am so down for this lovely game now

adaz
Mar 7, 2009

Do you think gruden has sobered up since NYE? I mean, there's a 90% chance that guy is higher than poo poo still

Top Hats Monthly
Jun 22, 2011


People are people so why should it be, that you and I should get along so awfully blink blink recall STOP IT YOU POSH LITTLE SHIT
What if Clash of Clans was actually the commercials, me here, asking the tough questions.

Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

CODS BINCH
I resent that I am working during not one but two playoff games on a Saturday.

Ghost of Reagan Past
Oct 7, 2003

rock and roll fun

Pron on VHS posted:

I love C'Mon Man!
It's cool. I just wish they'd shown some of the clownshoes plays from the bowl games this week, missed a golden opportunity for some new gold.

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
Hot Take: Whichever team loses is going to look really lovely on the field.

Ghost of Reagan Past
Oct 7, 2003

rock and roll fun

Bip Roberts posted:

Hot Take: Whichever team loses is going to look really lovely on the field.
Also whichever team wins.

Top Hats Monthly
Jun 22, 2011


People are people so why should it be, that you and I should get along so awfully blink blink recall STOP IT YOU POSH LITTLE SHIT

Bad Moon posted:

I resent that I am working during not one but two playoff games on a Saturday.

What kind of place do you work at for that horrible injustice to occur?

Bip Roberts posted:

Hot Take: Whichever team loses is going to look really lovely on the field.

And whichever team wins.

Stuff
Jan 2, 2012
wild cards bitch

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

Larry Fitzgerald: Class act

*is under a restraining order for domestic abuse*

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

What do they mean when they saw Patrick Peterson has 7 passes defended this year? That seems very low.

RumbleFish
Dec 20, 2007

Booooo these Cardinals picks.

cheesetriangles
Jan 5, 2011





All these people picking cards look real dumb.

Sour Diesel
Jan 30, 2010

i agree with bruce that the cardinals will do something special today

Top Hats Monthly
Jun 22, 2011


People are people so why should it be, that you and I should get along so awfully blink blink recall STOP IT YOU POSH LITTLE SHIT
Boomer picks the Cards *wah wah*

Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 2000
poor Cardinals and their injured QBs

Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

CODS BINCH

Top Hats Monthly posted:

What kind of place do you work at for that horrible injustice to occur?


And whichever team wins.

A nonprofit. So I'm not even making bank. The only upshot is I have tomorrow off to watch Andy Dalton poo poo on the Colts.

Big Ol Marsh Pussy
Jan 7, 2007

Get this: Ryan Lindley, for one day, will have more playoff wins than Andy Dalton.

Winkie01
Nov 28, 2004
This is a slow thread for a playoff game

zakharov
Nov 30, 2002

:kimchi: Tater Love :kimchi:
This game is at 4:20, I expect a whole thread full of weed jokes.

Fate Accomplice
Nov 30, 2006




I had a second date scheduled today to watch both these games at my place. An hour ago she texts me, "oops, I'm rushing this guy into the OR, can't make it till dinner."

She's a surgeon, so I guess I can't compete with being on call and needing to operate.

Guess I'll eat this pizza and watch with you all instead.

Sour Diesel
Jan 30, 2010

Winkie01 posted:

This is a slow thread for a playoff game

this game is going to be TNF caliber

Sour Diesel
Jan 30, 2010

zakharov posted:

This game is at 4:20, I expect a whole thread full of weed jokes.

loading a bowl right now

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

ted ginn family

x factor

Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 2000

Ehud posted:

ted ginn family

x factor

He should have brought them to help fill some of the seats

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Top Hats Monthly
Jun 22, 2011


People are people so why should it be, that you and I should get along so awfully blink blink recall STOP IT YOU POSH LITTLE SHIT

Malloreon posted:

I had a second date scheduled today to watch both these games at my place. An hour ago she texts me, "oops, I'm rushing this guy into the OR, can't make it till dinner."

She's a surgeon, so I guess I can't compete with being on call and needing to operate.

Guess I'll eat this pizza and watch with you all instead.

"This guys aorta is dissecting, we need to get him to the OR now"

"Can it wait I have dinner plans"

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