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VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
This man literally is contracted to yell in any role he plays.

I just watched a capital one commercial, where he just appears in someones backseat and yells at them about credit cards.

Has this man ever gotten a normal speaking role, in anything?

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Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=171619073&page=26

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

didnt he play a black jedi

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Handle with Caution
Nap Ghost

VendaGoat posted:

This man literally is contracted to yell in any role he plays.

I just watched a capital one commercial, where he just appears in someones backseat and yells at them about credit cards.

Has this man ever gotten a normal speaking role, in anything?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c0LBi1MHoaU

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

hth posted:

didnt he play a black jedi

And he yelled in that roll as well. SMDH

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

This has nothing to do with this thread, I would ask you to remain on topic.

Although, those of you that find the female form sexually attractive, will wish to click it.

Rasta_Al
Jul 14, 2001

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.
Fun Shoe
What's in your Bad Motherfucker wallet op?

its all nice on rice
Nov 12, 2006

Sweet, Salty Goodness.



Buglord
Jurassic Park.

Salty Josh
Jul 13, 2016

Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world, I feel like I can't take it, and my heart is just going to cave in.
Nap Ghost

Rasta_Al posted:

What's in your Bad Motherfucker wallet op?

God drat gold is what that is.

Haier
Aug 10, 2007

by Lowtax
He's played the same role in about 90% of his movies. Still better than Michael Cera playing the same role (himself) in 100% of his movies. Other actors that do this are Jack Nicholson. Thank you.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Haier posted:

He's played the same role in about 90% of his movies. Still better than Michael Cera playing the same role (himself) in 100% of his movies. Other actors that do this are Jack Nicholson. Thank you.

Jesus Wept.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
Samuel Labia Jackson

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
having the phrase mother fucker to get past ur stutter is totally awesome

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

samuel loud johnson

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

Mariana Horchata posted:

having the phrase mother fucker to get past ur stutter is totally awesome

samuel lisp johnson

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
IDK about what's going on in the OP but I do wish he'd share the location of the fountain of youth. Dude looks younger now than he did 20 years ago.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Tenacity. That man has. Reckon. :clint:

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Handle with Caution
Nap Ghost

hth posted:

samuel loud johnson

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=53we3PEYSHs

Mahnarch
Jan 7, 2008

Landing?
Do, or Do Not.
There is no 'Try'.
Samuel Localized-Temporal-Event Jackson.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Mahnarch posted:

Samuel Localized-Temporal-Event Jackson.

I'm Sick and Tired Of these Motherfucking Einstein-Rosenberg Bridges on my Motherfucking Plane!

redm
Feb 20, 2016


Sugartime Jones
https://youtu.be/r0JGBvFCsNI

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Handle with Caution
Nap Ghost

lol

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

:lol:

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

Venda I have never heard this thought before, what an authentic and unique opinion!! :)

Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.

:eyepop:

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.
He's in goodfellas and I don't think he yells much

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Consummate Professional posted:

He's in goodfellas and I don't think he yells much

Well, he was late to his own funeral, so I'm sure he was screaming about something.

Trast
Oct 20, 2010

Three games, thousands of playthroughs. 90% of the players don't know I exist. Still a redhead saving the galaxy with a [Right Hook].

:edi:
He was cool in Kingsmen.

Entropic
Feb 21, 2007

patriarchy sucks
Remember when it was funny that he said yes to Snakes on Plane cause he was a real actor and it seemed crazy that he would take a role that dumb?

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
im pretty sure SLJ just says sure why not to everything

Entropic
Feb 21, 2007

patriarchy sucks

Moridin920 posted:

im pretty sure SLJ just says sure why not to everything

Yeah but I vaguely remember there being a time when it seemed like maybe he had some method to it and wasn't just throwing darts a bucket of scripts.

Entropic
Feb 21, 2007

patriarchy sucks
I mean it was wrong to think he was ever that discerning, but it seemed maybe plausible once.

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

Do you mean this fellow?

Triggered
Aug 21, 2016

Learn about this great man on mormon.org

BrigadierSensible posted:

Do you mean this fellow?



Samuel L Jackson is black?????

eSports Chaebol
Feb 22, 2005

Yeah, actually, gamers in the house forever,
the thing is, for a guy who yells, Samuel L Jackson has quite remarkable elocution. like he's perfect for Tarantino movies not just because he's a cool angry black man but because he can actually say the bullshit verbose dialogue tarantino writes without stumbling over his words like any normal human being would

Mistle
Oct 11, 2005

Eckot's comic relief cousin from out of town
Grimey Drawer
It's not that SLJ is known for yelling "motherfucker" in a movie that he gets the roles, it's that he's good at it.

And when someone writing a script writes

[BLACK ACTOR]: (yells)"Motherfucker!"

people can't help but hear it in his voice, like the old Professor from Futurama with "Good news everyone!" and Randy Savage going "Ooh, yeah!"

tegan and sara
Aug 29, 2016

by FactsAreUseless
im glad ryan is desperate to differentiate himself from me but that still doesnt change the fact that he threatened to break my arm over goon politic poo poo first

he brought up the violence

Apoplexy
Mar 9, 2003

by Shine
I don't think he yells much as Nick Fury.

Name Change
Oct 9, 2005


Starting in 1989, five years before Pulp Fiction, he seriously started making about five movies a year (sometimes more) and hasn't stopped.

A lot of stars maybe have a couple of years when they do that, right when they hit it big, then they chillax and do whatever. Really Samuel L. Jackon rules, because I can't remember watching him in a movie that was just outright terrible. There are a few movies that would have been terrible had he not been in them.

Also he's a lot cooler than Laurence Fishburne, who's been coasting since The Matrix.

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tegan and sara
Aug 29, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

Apoplexy posted:

I don't think he yells much as Nick Fury.

i can 100% agree with this

but yakman is no stranger to wiki kathy rages and manipulation either

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