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The scrappy football men of Tennessee went to battle for sixteen weeks in the most hazardous conditions. Some would say fighting with no corners and misusing your sexy samoan qb is insane and will be doom for failure BUT OUR LORD AND SAVIOR HEAD COACH MIKE MULARKEY SAID gently caress Y'ALL WE GONNA EXOTIC SMASHMOUTH THIS HOE TO VICTORY. THEY WON NINE OF THOSE GAMES      They did this by the perfect can do no wrong young man Taylor Lewan leading the charge into turning the offensive line into one of the best all-round units in the league. Rak the Geico man and Derrick no not the dude from criminal minds Morgan ravaged opposing teams week in week out with a combination of 19.5 sacks. Redzone Breadzone Mariota making himself into a god amongst men when in the redzone by throwing 18 touchdowns and 0 interceptions. Cutting the worst corner (Cox) and worst special teams coach (April) in the league in the middle of the season. Most importantly of all, they ran the drat ball with Demarco lmao phili you are so loving stupid giving him up for free Murray and Derrick the one good bama back Henry. THE TENNESSEE TITANS ARE BACK TO THEIR RIGHTFUL PLACE IN MEDIOCRITY GET THE gently caress IN BITCHES
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Metapod posted:The scrappy football men of Tennessee went to battle for sixteen weeks in the most hazardous conditions. Some would say fighting with no corners and misusing your sexy samoan qb is insane and will be doom for failure BUT OUR LORD AND SAVIOR HEAD COACH MIKE MULARKEY SAID gently caress Y'ALL WE GONNA EXOTIC SMASHMOUTH THIS HOE TO VICTORY. THEY WON NINE OF THOSE GAMES gz titans and titans fans, I wish you all the very best in the coming year
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Gonna celebrate with a nice meal and some video games at Dave & Buster's
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Metapod posted:The scrappy football men of Tennessee went to battle for sixteen weeks in the most hazardous conditions. Some would say fighting with no corners and misusing your sexy samoan qb is insane and will be doom for failure BUT OUR LORD AND SAVIOR HEAD COACH MIKE MULARKEY SAID gently caress Y'ALL WE GONNA EXOTIC SMASHMOUTH THIS HOE TO VICTORY. THEY WON NINE OF THOSE GAMES  Titans bitch
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my bat mitzvah ROCKED posted:
Am I..... the Houston Texans?
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Chichevache posted:Am I..... the Houston Texans? They couldnt handle legendary gun slinger Matt Cassel
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Metapod posted:The scrappy football men of Tennessee went to battle for sixteen weeks in the most hazardous conditions. Some would say fighting with no corners and misusing your sexy samoan qb is insane and will be doom for failure BUT OUR LORD AND SAVIOR HEAD COACH MIKE MULARKEY SAID gently caress Y'ALL WE GONNA EXOTIC SMASHMOUTH THIS HOE TO VICTORY. THEY WON NINE OF THOSE GAMES TITANS BITCH
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my bat mitzvah ROCKED posted:They couldnt handle legendary gun slinger Matt Cassel 5 years later and Matt Cassel is still losing Romeo Crennel games.
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And the TItans get the Rams' first and third round picks this year, which I think are picks #5 and #69.
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I'm happy for you all, but gently caress a Duck always.
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What's the Titans' record when you convert from AFCS W/L to regular NFL W/L?
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opposable thumbs.db posted:And the TItans get the Rams' first and third round picks this year, which I think are picks #5 and #69. nice
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a new study bible! posted:What's the Titans' record when you convert from AFCS W/L to regular NFL W/L? I mean, considering they went 2-4 against the AFCS possibly better?
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I hate this "my team did one good thing so I need to start a thread" trend
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This thread is the poo poo imo Also not to upstage the OP but Shaun Alexander was kinda good.
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But seriously, draft a drat cornerback this year, Tennessee, because holy hell. How many times did they let Brock march up the field. BROCK.
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Titans need 2-3 corners either in the draft or FA. They have lots of cap room but can't go too crazy because both Mariota and Lewan's rookie contracts are up after 2017 and both are gonna get hella paid. I trust in Jim Rob because all the moves he made last year turned out really well. Finally some optimism in Nashville. Titans. Bitch.
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Intruder posted:I hate this "my team did one good thing so I need to start a thread" trend one good thing ONE GOOD THING Sir the titans did more than one good thing they did many many good things. They conquered the scheduled like teams of seasons past; they ran the drat ball down teams throats; they proved you can call the most retarded play designs and still win ball games. This team is a celebration of what is to come and what horrors of the past that are done for. This thread is more than a celebration of one good thing it is a celebration of all what was accomplished from the really dumb signing of mularkey to the actually winning games with head coach mularkey. THIS IS THE THREAD OF HOPE TITANS BITCH
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Intruder posted:I hate this "my team did one good thing so I need to start a thread" trend Brother, let me tell you, if Tom Cable ever gets fired there will absolutely be a Seattle O Line Retrospective Thread: Pining for Brenno Giaco 
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I'm down with Metapod and Godspeed The Tennessee TitansIntruder posted:I hate this "my team did one good thing so I need to start a thread" trend Ronda lost
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And people thought I was crazy for making the Titans my new AFC team. Suck it, doubters. Half heartedly cheering for the Titans gives me hope in these dark, dark 49ers days.
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Mystic Stylez posted:Ronda lost To a Brazilian to boot Also congrats on getting a winning record on the back of beating a Texans team playing for nothing and sitting their best players, lovely rear end Titans 
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Intruder posted:To a Brazilian to boot Brock played tho 
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It's crazy to me that the Titans didn't win the division because they couldn't handle the in-division games. It's like that year where the Raiders swept the AFC West but couldn't buy a win against the then horrible NFC West in reverse.
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Grittybeard posted:It's crazy to me that the Titans didn't win the division because they couldn't handle the in-division games. It's like that year where the Raiders swept the AFC West but couldn't buy a win against the then horrible NFC West in reverse. It's the little known "AFC South Meatgrinder" effect.
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Intruder posted:To a Brazilian to boot Just Brazilians being cool and good as universally known 
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Please actually win divisional games next season Titans
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Metapod posted:TITS BITCH
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Even the Jags beat the Colts this year but not the Titans. not the Titans....
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Until the secondary gets significantly upgraded teams and Luck especially will continue to clown all over the Titans and make every QB in the league look like an All Pro.
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Texans are still the gold standard of this shitshow of a division until someone knocks them off. Two in a row, four out of six.
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I would hope Brock's huge dumb contract will be a big hurt on the Texans for the next couple years, the time is ripe for the Titans to claim King of poo poo Mountain.
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Demon Of The Fall posted:I would hope Brock's huge dumb contract will be a big hurt on the Texans for the next couple years, the time is ripe for the Titans to claim King of poo poo Mountain. $25 million in 2017 dead cap if he's cut before next season, $6 million in 2018 if he's cut before that season, $3 million in 2019 etc only $9m dead cap in 2017 if he's traded, next two years are the same. nobody is going to trade for him and that albatross of a contract marcus mariota, on the other hand, is the envy of the league and is going to be a kickass titan for years to come, worth every cent he'll assuredly be paid. he's the only ten I see
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Brock will be a June 1 cut next offseason and the cap hit will be relatively painless as we move on to the next lovely backup
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Intruder posted:Brock will be a June 1 cut next offseason and the cap hit will be relatively painless as we move on to the next lovely backup I would respect the Texans FO so much for doing that but it won't ever happen
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Blitz7x posted:I would respect the Texans FO so much for doing that but it won't ever happen It will, the contract was purposely structured to make him easy to cut after two years if he failed Intruder fucked around with this message at 01:05 on Jan 4, 2017 |
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Yeah it's next offseason not this one to clear up confusion. He might get to play next year but unless he turns everything around he's pretty much gone June 1, 2018.
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Intruder posted:Brock will be a June 1 cut next offseason and the cap hit will be relatively painless as we move on to the next lovely backup How about a 41 year old Tom Brady instead?
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