Tato posted:

God drat the Impact Wrestling site is sad. It's just a rotating big banner image that doesn't even fit the page and has words superimposed on top so you can't even read legibly. Also they finally removed the roster page as they could never keep it current and the current state of the roster would likely look very pathetic.

The TNA Shop auctions page is pretty funny though - http://stores.ebay.com/ShopTNA-TNA-IMPACT-Wrestling

A 20 pack of Impact Wrestling pencils!:
http://www.ebay.com/itm/20-pack-IMPACT-WRESTLING-Pencils-Total-Nonstop-Wresling-wwe-/331560794450?hash=item4d32903952

A calendar that is five years out of date and isn't signed or anything, only 20 bucks (free shipping!):
http://www.ebay.com/itm/New-2012-TNA-Wrestling-Calendar-Sting-AJ-Styles-HArdy-ShopTNA-wwe-wcw-/331568991038?hash=item4d330d4b3e

This one is mine, none of you fuckers better poach it:
http://www.ebay.com/itm/Cute-Kip-AUTOGRAPHED-photo-8-x10-Impact-Wrestling-ShopTNA-wwe-2-/331501898975?hash=item4d2f0d8cdf

WrasslorMonkey posted:

Phenix Rising posted:

Also, the first time I typed that I accidentally typed "crossed the lien" and I'm pretty sure TNA should update their catchphrase to match.

whiteyfats posted:

So who did Eddie Edwards piss off in WWE?

Germansimp posted:

No one, he is just too stupid to cut the chains that keep him tied to Davey Richards. Or maybe it's some case of Stockholm Syndrome at this point, who knows.

DJExile posted:

i made this joke in the last OP and nobody noticed

Liquid Communism posted:

You guys notice all the Jeff Hardy stuff in that ShopTNA auction page is tagged WWE in the title so it'll actually get search hits?

quote:

IMPACT WRESTLING PRESENTS:
THE BEST OF HULK HOGAN

"The Immortal" Hulk Hogan is known around the world as one of the biggest names in the history of pro wrestling! Hogan made history in 2009 when he joined TNA Wrestling and unleashed Hulkamania! On this special DVD, you'll witness the best of "The Immortal" Hulk Hogan in TNA and IMPACT Wrestling, including his epic arrival, matches against "The Nature Boy" Ric Flair and "The Icon" Sting, the formation of his Immortal Alliance, never-before-seen footage, an exclusive bonus match and much more!

- Hulk Hogan arrives: The Historic Press Conference
- Hulk Hogan's debut on IMPACT Wrestling
- Hulk Hogan and Abyss vs. Ric Flair and AJ Styles
- Lockdown Steel Cage Match: Team Hogan vs. Team Flair
- Hulkamania runs wild at Wembley Arena in London
- Hulk Hogan forms the "Immortal" Alliance
- Hulk Hogan brawls with Bully Ray / Aces & 8s
- Hulk Hogan vs. "The Icon" Sting at Bound For Glory 2011
- Bonus Match (Never Televised): Hulk Hogan, Sting and James Storm vs. Kurt Angle, Bobby Roode and Bully Ray
- Plus, an interview with Hulk Hogan, Before The Bell: Sting vs. Hogan and more Bonus Material

whiteyfats posted:

TNA ran Wembley?

Wtf

DJExile posted:

the arena, not the stadium

whiteyfats posted:

Oh!

I had visions of them in that huge stadium, with like three hundred people scattered around.

WrasslorMonkey posted:

I... I need this

Chris James 2 posted:

This is honestly incredible

Rob Liefeld got into wrestling

Tato posted:

It's a hosed up misprint. Clearly it's worth more money!! Or Shark Boy is just lookin good these days

WrasslorMonkey posted:

I... I need this

Endless Mike posted:

No, post-apocalypse will be roaches, Keith Richards, and TNA tweeting that radioactive Bram signed a contract extension.

Aron Rex posted:

Impact Wrestling's management has done what a few people were scared to do -- give me a microphone on live TV. Now I am not going to stand out here and talk about glass ceilings and brass rings and any other kind of cliche. I am going to do what I always have done and that is come out here and tell the truth. I am going to speak with full disclosure and for those that used to employ me -- don't worry, because this is not about you. This is about something near and dear to my heart, something that I've always put first and foremost in my career: the paying customer, the supporter of professional wrestling, the fans. Over the course of the past five years, me having this philosophy, some people have labeled me too entertaining to receive opportunities to compete for world titles. But remember this, and I mean this from the bottom of my heart, no matter what any majority shareholder, CEO, or authority figure may want you to believe, anyone who has ever set foot in any ring has always worked directly for all of you.

So, Impact, here we are.

Let's talk about opportunity. Now, there are some that are preordained to receive opportunity after opportunity after opportunity and in the process not only is your intelligence insulted but your opinions are thrown out the window. There are others that on an even playing field seize opportunity. Right here on Impact Wrestling, right here in TNA, this is the proving ground where a talent can pass or fail, succeed or not succeed, based on talent alone.

Do we really need proof? I'll give you proof: EC3, Drew Galloway, Bobby Lashley, I mean there's even a guy called Brother Nero that I hear everybody talking about but I haven't met him but he sounds pretty good. You get my point.

When I first came here there was a graphic that said 'he's doing it his way.' This is my way: even playing field, take and sieze opportunity, exercise and realize my full potential. ... But mark my words, my way is simply proving it here. And my way is not only going to change the landscape but is going to change the very template of our industry. And for those of you that know me personally you know I'm telling the truth.

I've been called many names over the years. I'm going to keep it real with you guys -- my name is Aron and as of right now, as of this second, Aron Rex's new home is Impact Wrestling.

Venomous posted:

so is TNA still in danger of dying somewhere along the line or

MinibarMatchman posted:

some people have labeled me too entertaining to receive opportunities to compete for world titles

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Tato posted:

God, I get chills reading it. By far one of the most intense and greatest promos of all time.

MinibarMatchman posted:

I watch his debut video at least once a week it's so funny. Personally love the "not only going to change the landscape but is going to change the very template of our industry"

uh ok lol