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jensen.. you appear to have some new implants. at some point someone implanted the "cyber sphincter" technology in your rear end in a top hat, but youve just now awoken it. you can now poo poo totally silently (never fart when peeing at urinal) and you never have to wipe, it all just slides out
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Oh poo poo, a port for man rods?
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1 Aug Point - Silent Tinkler - Special design allows Jensen to pee silently without alerting nearby enemies. 2 Aug Points - Bowel Muffler - Farting, making GBS threads, and diarreah sound greatly reduced. Turd damage slightly increased. 2 Aug Points (Prerequisite skill: Social Enhancer) - Cyber Sphincter - All bowel movements are completely silent, making GBS threads on enemies below you will result in a non-lethal takeout
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Jan 31, 2017 02:42
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Through with your diarrhea fit? There's a pill for that, you know.
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Jan 31, 2017 02:46
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tf29 psychologist: so jensen, what happened to you in "the incident"? jensen: well, you know what they say, never trust a fart haha am i right pyschologist: no lol i meant the incident when all the augs went crazy
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Jan 31, 2017 03:12
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Wormskull posted:Oh poo poo, a port for man rods? lol
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Jan 31, 2017 03:12
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Just maxxed out Adams rear end in a top hat.
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Jan 31, 2017 03:15
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net cafe scandal posted:Just maxxed out Adams rear end in a top hat. Sure, but what did you do in the game?
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Jan 31, 2017 03:24
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Pablo Gigante posted:Sure, but what did you do in the game? lol
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Jan 31, 2017 03:28
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Pablo Gigante posted:Sure, but what did you do in the game? lmao
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Jan 31, 2017 03:31
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Chad mod: Jensen becomes a 9.5-9.8 and slays the pussies of all the Stacey's in Detroit.
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Jan 31, 2017 03:32
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Black Baby Goku posted:Chad mod: Jensen becomes a 9.5-9.8 and slays the pussies of all the Stacey's in Detroit. Manletkind Divided
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Jan 31, 2017 04:28
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Pablo Gigante posted:Manletkind Divided lol
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Jan 31, 2017 04:51
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Black Baby Goku posted:Chad mod: Jensen becomes a 9.5-9.8 and slays the pussies of all the Stacey's in Detroit.
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In Training here. I edited out the twitter autolinks so it wouldnt automatically load the hilarious penises that plutonis posted. https://twitter.com/screencuisine/status/826192363487846400 https://twitter.com/screencuisine/status/826197725825822720 https://twitter.com/screencuisine/status/826195987135737856 (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Jan 31, 2017 14:26
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I never assed for this
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Pablo Gigante posted:Sure, but what did you do in the game? I fully leveled up Adam Jensen's rear end in a top hat to be able to take whisper-quiet shits on full auto.
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Jan 31, 2017 16:56
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Deus Ex and Metroid crossover where Adam is asked to have his shithole remodelled
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Jan 31, 2017 16:59
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wow plut that poo poo is loving funny
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Jan 31, 2017 17:08
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Lawrence Gilchrist posted:I never assed for this
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Jan 31, 2017 17:57
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The cup holder
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Jan 31, 2017 19:45
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Lawrence Gilchrist posted:I never assed for this lol
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Feb 1, 2017 00:53
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Fredrik1 posted:The cup holder koller: well jensen, your aug upgrades are finished. is there anything else you need? jensen: yeah..a bigger cup!
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dude... what about an augmentation that makes you act like motherrrcukking duke nukem!! "Duke" Jensen: ...deuce ex?? hell, ive crapped on all my exes hahahh. lets rock it can go pretty much anywhere from there
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White Genocide posted:dude... what about an augmentation that makes you act like motherrrcukking duke nukem!! This would be sensational. Bravoh.
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White Genocide posted:dude... what about an augmentation that makes you act like motherrrcukking duke nukem!! What if they did this for every game? DukeVision would be awesome, the ability to drop Duke Nukem into any Xbox game. Duke Nukem in Dead Rising: What do you mean there isn't a strip club around, this is vegas! Duke Nukem in Sonic 4: I'm not running anywhere, these god drat rings all over the place... what the hell are they anyway, cock rings? Hmmn, nope, too small for that Gears of Wars: What are you rear end in a top hat doing cowering behind cover? Come out here and be a man, I'm sure there is a med pack around the corner anyway you little babies. God of War: Hey Bro, heard you can get me into hell, I got a few ex's I wanna look up.
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White Genocide posted:dude... what about an augmentation that makes you act like motherrrcukking duke nukem!! Pewdiepie posted:What if they did this for every game? DukeVision would be awesome, the ability to drop Duke Nukem into any Xbox game.
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Pewdiepie posted:What if they did this for every game? DukeVision would be awesome, the ability to drop Duke Nukem into any Xbox game.
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Pewdiepie posted:What if they did this for every game? DukeVision would be awesome, the ability to drop Duke Nukem into any Xbox game.
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Pewdiepie posted:What if they did this for every game? DukeVision would be awesome, the ability to drop Duke Nukem into any Xbox game.
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Pablo Gigante posted:Sure, but what did you do in the game? lmfao
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Pewdiepie posted:What if they did this for every game? DukeVision would be awesome, the ability to drop Duke Nukem into any Xbox game.
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extremebuff posted:1 Aug Point - Silent Tinkler - Special design allows Jensen to pee silently without alerting nearby enemies.
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Pewdiepie posted:What if they did this for every game? DukeVision would be awesome, the ability to drop Duke Nukem into any Xbox game.
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Pewdiepie posted:What if they did this for every game? DukeVision would be awesome, the ability to drop Duke Nukem into any Xbox game. lmao
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Walton Simons: This plague -- Jensen's rear end is intensifying to the point where we may not be able to contain it. Bob Page: Why contain it? Let it spill over into the schools and churches, let the turds pile up in the streets. In the end, they'll beg us to save them.
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Pewdiepie posted:What if they did this for every game? DukeVision would be awesome, the ability to drop Duke Nukem into any Xbox game.
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Number one: that's terror. Number two: that's terror.
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Pewdiepie posted:What if they did this for every game? DukeVision would be awesome, the ability to drop Duke Nukem into any Xbox game.
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