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abraham linksys
Sep 6, 2010

:darksouls:
I thought it'd be fun to have a GDT for posting about the frankly stupid amount of streaming indies this weekend! Figure ROH will get its own thread, but I think this covers everything else.

Stealing this schedule from sportsgenius86, cut down to only streaming shows (thanks!!)

sportsgenius86 posted:

Here, to the best of my ability, are the cards for Wrestlemania Weekend. If something is a title match, I probably neglected to put that on here, but feel free to let me know and I will add it.

Thursday, March 30
Evolve – 8 p.m. (FloSlam)

Fred Yehi & Tracy Williams vs. Michael Elgin & Donovan Dijak
Ricochet vs. Keith Lee
Zack Sabre Jr. vs. ACH - Evolve Title
Matt Riddle vs. Drew Galloway
Timothy Thatcher vs. Chris Dickinson
JAKA vs. Jason Kincaid
Ethan Page vs. Austin Theory

Joey Janela’s Spring Break – 11:59 p.m. (FloSlam)
Matt Riddle vs. Dan Severn
Matt Tremont vs. Eddie Kingston
Andy Williams & Penelope Ford vs. Braxton Sutter & Allie
Lio Rush vs. Keith Lee
Joey Janela vs. Marty Jannetty
Sami Callihan vs. KTB
Spring Break Clusterfuck w/ Crazy Boy, Veda Scott, Jimmy Lloyd, Facade, Jon Silver, Glacier, Dink, Markus Crane, Flip Gordon, Jervis Cottonbelly, Bryan Idol

Friday, March 31
Progress – Noon (WWN Live)

Pete Dunne vs. Mark Haskins - Progress Title
Zack Sabre Jr vs. Jimmy Havoc
Tyler Bate vs. Mark Andrews - WWE UK Title
Matt Riddle vs. Trent Seven
Shane Strickland & Sami Callihan vs. TK Cooper & Travis Banks
Jinny vs. Toni Storm
James Drake vs. Rockstar Spud

Evolve – 4 p.m. (FloSlam)
Zack Sabre Jr. vs. Michael Elgin - Evolve Title
Keith Lee vs. Donovan Dijak
Fred Yehi vs. Matt Riddle
Drew Galloway vs. Lio Rush
Timothy Thatcher vs. ACH
Tracy Williams, JAKA & Chris Dickinson vs. Jason Kincaid, Sammy Guevara & Austin Theory

Kaiju Big Battel - 11:59 p.m. (FloSlam)

Saturday, April 1
Shimmer – Noon (WWN Live)

Candice LeRae vs. Mercedes Martinez
Sexy Star vs. Kellyanne
Santana Garrett vs. Shayna Baszler
Mia Yim, Tessa Blanchard, Cherry Bomb, Jessicka Havok, Leva Bates, Veda Scott, Britt Baker, Samantha Heights, Nevaeh, LuFisto, Shotzi Blackheart

WWN Supershow – 8 p.m. (FloSlam)
Drew Galloway vs. Tracy Williams vs. Fred Yehi vs. Matt Riddle vs. Jon Davis vs. Parrow - First Ever WWN Title
Zack Sabre Jr vs. Mark Haskins
Pete Dunne vs. ACH
Ethan Page vs. Jimmy Havoc
Travis Banks & TK Cooper vs. Chris Dickinson & Jaka
LuFisto vs. Su Yung
Keith Lee vs. Jason Kincaid

Beyond – 11:59 p.m. (FloSlam)
Matt Riddle vs. Donovan Dijak
Jeff Cobb vs. Keith Lee
Deonna Purrazzo vs. LuFisto
AR Fox vs. John Silver
Da Hit Squad vs. Michael Elgin & Brian Cage
Janelope Open Challenge
David Starr vs. Sami Callihan
Orange Cassidy, Chuck Taylor & Team Tremendous vs. Team Pazuzu

Sunday, April 2
FIP - 2 p.m. (FloSlam)
AR Fox, Sami Callihan, Dave Crist & ?? vs. Michael Elgin, Keith Lee, ACH & Sammy Guevara
Fred Yehi vs. Dezmond Xavier
Martin Stone vs. Jon Davis
Aria Blake vs. Priscilla Kelly
Caleb Konley vs. Austin Theory
Jason Cade vs. Anthony Henry

Midnight After Mania: WrestleCircus vs. Wrestling Revolver - Midnight (WrestleCircus.com)
Joey Ryan & Candice LeRae vs. Sami Callihan & Havok
Shane Strickland vs. Michael Elgin
Brian Cage vs. Dezmond Xavier
ACH vs. Martin Stone
Rachel Ellering vs. Angel Rose
Leva Bates vs. Jake Manning
Sammy Guevara, Aaron Solow, Rachel Ellering & Starks vs. Dave & Jake Crist, Zach Wentz & David Starr

abraham linksys fucked around with this message at 01:28 on Mar 31, 2017

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OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

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And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

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Nap Ghost
https://twitter.com/MrLARIATO/status/847603174055723009

abraham linksys
Sep 6, 2010

:darksouls:
I mostly wanted to make this thread to post this gif though tbh

https://twitter.com/MrLARIATO/status/847603174055723009

e: gently caress

Bard Maddox
Feb 15, 2012

I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.
I want to be in a three way freestyle

Pinwiz11
Jan 26, 2009

I'm becom-, I'm becom-,
I'm becoming
Tana in, Tana in my mind.



I'm torn. I know I should go to bed early so I can get up and watch Spring Break uninterrupted but I'm so tempted to watch the first bit live...

abraham linksys
Sep 6, 2010

:darksouls:
now very hyped to see ZSJ vs Lio Rush live at Evolve 83, even if I'm gonna be watching it in a church gymnasium that I'm pretty sure doesn't serve alcohol

abraham linksys
Sep 6, 2010

:darksouls:
who in the gently caress is this

Bard Maddox
Feb 15, 2012

I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.
I have no idea who these guys are, are they good

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

abraham linksys posted:

who in the gently caress is this

random jobbers local talent

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
https://twitter.com/Toffile/status/847613199062978560

lol

abraham linksys
Sep 6, 2010

:darksouls:
austin theory update: still has not gotten new tights

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Austin Theory's name is close enough to Austin Aries that when the announcer said his name my head turned like :wtf:

Suplex Liberace
Jan 18, 2012



The sound is awful

Bard Maddox
Feb 15, 2012

I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.
the best part of this is Austin Theory just slowly hanging around the apron and failing to get out of the ring at a glacial pace

Bard Maddox
Feb 15, 2012

I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.
UPDATE: Austin Theory has made it to the back

Bard Maddox
Feb 15, 2012

I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.
is Austin Theory in the bag

Suplex Liberace
Jan 18, 2012



Did he just smoke his head on the rail?

Pinwiz11
Jan 26, 2009

I'm becom-, I'm becom-,
I'm becoming
Tana in, Tana in my mind.



The broken ring from San Antonio is in the bag, right?

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Worst segment of the year: this

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

That could've been awesome and it took literally every wrong turn

Bard Maddox
Feb 15, 2012

I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.
this is the worst segment of 2017 and probably 2010-2016 too

Willninho
Aug 14, 2007
Definitely 20 minutes dedicated to Ethan Page on your showcase show is a great idea.

Suplex Liberace
Jan 18, 2012



It's time

abraham linksys
Sep 6, 2010

:darksouls:
owned

Suplex Liberace
Jan 18, 2012



V good match

Pinwiz11
Jan 26, 2009

I'm becom-, I'm becom-,
I'm becoming
Tana in, Tana in my mind.



gently caress :yeah: that rocked.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
https://twitter.com/Toffile/status/847624098263867393

Willninho
Aug 14, 2007
That match ruled. Ricochet is great and Hopefully this year he can get out of his dream match/undercard limbo.

Bard Maddox
Feb 15, 2012

I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.
is his new name Feast Your Eyes On Donovan Dijak

ch3cooh
Jun 26, 2006

Keith Lee is so loving awesome. Stoked to see him on this stage after watching him in Texas for the last couple years. He has star written all over him

Suplex Liberace
Jan 18, 2012



This theme rules

abraham linksys
Sep 6, 2010

:darksouls:
larry dallas: he's bad, folks

Suplex Liberace
Jan 18, 2012



These talking segments are bad

Pinwiz11
Jan 26, 2009

I'm becom-, I'm becom-,
I'm becoming
Tana in, Tana in my mind.



He's great on Busted Open, I can't wait to hear him go through a table on Saturday.

Willninho
Aug 14, 2007
An Ethan Page and Larry Dallas promo the same show is not ideal.

abraham linksys
Sep 6, 2010

:darksouls:

Willninho posted:

An Ethan Page and Larry Dallas promo the same show is not ideal.

this is every evolve show i've ever been to but i only just now realized that it's because evolve doesn't do intermissions and i should be using them for beer runs

Suplex Liberace
Jan 18, 2012



Lol. @ the crowd booing

Suplex Liberace
Jan 18, 2012



Ach :(

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

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EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Luckily they kind-of caught him before he hit the guardrail

But jesus what a stupid thing to do

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