post itt every time you lol that people are eating tide pods

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goethe.cx: Apr 23, 2014

http://fox13now.com/2018/01/20/usu-student-transported-to-hospital-after-reported-tide-pod-overdose/

quote:

LOGAN, Utah � A Utah State University student was taken to a hospital Saturday after ingesting a Tide Pod, the university said.

Eric Warren, director of media relations at USU, said a call came in late Saturday afternoon about an incident at on-campus housing.

USU Police initially called the incident a �Tide Pod overdose�, but Warren said the student in question ingested a Tide Pod.

the article seems to think it might have been a suicide attempt but it's more likely the kid was just participating in the hottest new trend of 2018, literally eating laundry detergent because the internet told you to

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WatermelonGun: May 7, 2009

Tide Pod Overdose would be a good hardcore techno song

# ? Jan 22, 2018 01:52

Damo: Nov 8, 2002; The second-generation Pontiac Sunbird, introduced by the automaker for the 1982 model year as the J2000, was built to be an inexpensive and fuel-efficient front-wheel-drive commuter car capable of seating five.; Offensive Clock

# ? Jan 22, 2018 01:54

STABASS: Apr 18, 2009; Fun Shoe

I prefer Cascade

# ? Jan 22, 2018 01:57

curlys gold: Jan 17, 2018

# ? Jan 22, 2018 01:58

Zorodius: Feb 11, 2007; EA GAMES' MASTERPIECE 'MADDEN 2018 G.O.A.T. EDITION' IS A GLORIOUS TRIUMPH OF ART AND TECHNOLOGY. IT BRINGS GAMEDAY RIGHT TO THE PLAYER AND WHOEVER SAYS OTHERWISE CAN, YOU GUESSED IT...
SUCK THE SHIT STRAIGHT OUT OF MY OWN ASSHOLE.

BUY IT.

Nobody's actually eating tide pods, OP.

Except that guy you posted.

# ? Jan 22, 2018 01:58

Prav: Oct 29, 2011

death by phad thai sounds like a good way to go

# ? Jan 22, 2018 01:59

Songbearer: Jul 12, 2007; Fuck you say?

How do they taste, OP

# ? Jan 22, 2018 02:00

WatermelonGun: May 7, 2009

i�m the plated green onion

# ? Jan 22, 2018 02:00

hemale in pain: Jun 5, 2010

Zorodius posted:

Nobody's actually eating tide pods, OP.

Except that guy you posted.

39 people this year apparently

# ? Jan 22, 2018 02:02

Blockade: Oct 22, 2008

I'm glad that we can share this moment about our favorite Tide� product

# ? Jan 22, 2018 02:05

Orkin Mang: Nov 1, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

id recommend cardamom pods if u want take ur homemade curry to 'the next level'

# ? Jan 22, 2018 02:06

Blue Train: Jun 17, 2012

Damo posted:

# ? Jan 22, 2018 02:06

Mozi: Apr 4, 2004; Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die; Nap Ghost

u can't get a tight bod w/o those tide pods

# ? Jan 22, 2018 02:08

Zorodius: Feb 11, 2007; EA GAMES' MASTERPIECE 'MADDEN 2018 G.O.A.T. EDITION' IS A GLORIOUS TRIUMPH OF ART AND TECHNOLOGY. IT BRINGS GAMEDAY RIGHT TO THE PLAYER AND WHOEVER SAYS OTHERWISE CAN, YOU GUESSED IT...
SUCK THE SHIT STRAIGHT OUT OF MY OWN ASSHOLE.

BUY IT.

hemale in pain posted:

39 people this year apparently

well, that's 39 people we can definitely do without

# ? Jan 22, 2018 02:08

Mnoba: Jun 24, 2010

they are delicious!

# ? Jan 22, 2018 02:09

Cyber Punk 90210: Jan 7, 2004; The War Has Changed

WatermelonGun posted:

i�m the plated ~~green onion~~ scallion

ftfy

# ? Jan 22, 2018 02:09

insulated staircase: Aug 21, 2014

fake and gay

# ? Jan 22, 2018 02:10

Harald: Jul 10, 2009; by Fluffdaddy

If you like how detergent tastes, just eat cilantro

# ? Jan 22, 2018 02:10

OXBALLS DOT COM: Sep 11, 2005; by FactsAreUseless; Young Orc

insulated staircase posted:

fake and gay

At a certain point, the fake becomes real. It's a beautiful moment

# ? Jan 22, 2018 02:11

little munchkin: Aug 15, 2010

i actually think it's good to eat tide pods

# ? Jan 22, 2018 02:12

ArbitraryC: Jan 28, 2009; Pick a number, any number; Pillbug

I thought the whole meme was joking about eating them but not eating them.

# ? Jan 22, 2018 02:13

Orkin Mang: Nov 1, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

ur not supposed to eat the whole pod in one sitting. jesus......

# ? Jan 22, 2018 02:13

Worf: Sep 12, 2017; If only Seth would love me like I love him!

i dont think its funny people could be hurt

# ? Jan 22, 2018 02:14

Kak: Sep 27, 2002

i bet a tide pod fart would smell wonderful

# ? Jan 22, 2018 02:14

Zorodius: Feb 11, 2007; EA GAMES' MASTERPIECE 'MADDEN 2018 G.O.A.T. EDITION' IS A GLORIOUS TRIUMPH OF ART AND TECHNOLOGY. IT BRINGS GAMEDAY RIGHT TO THE PLAYER AND WHOEVER SAYS OTHERWISE CAN, YOU GUESSED IT...
SUCK THE SHIT STRAIGHT OUT OF MY OWN ASSHOLE.

BUY IT.

Statutory Ape posted:

i dont think its funny people could be hurt

a person who deliberately eats laundry soap was definitely not going to navigate life's shoals without scraping the rocks once or twice

# ? Jan 22, 2018 02:17

Captain Candiru: Nov 9, 2006; These hips don't lye

> green pantsu <

# ? Jan 22, 2018 02:20

Oscar Wild: Apr 11, 2006; It's good to be a G

More people are gonna die from bad abortions this year than from eating tide pods. Perhaps the op could better use their time?

# ? Jan 22, 2018 02:22

mind the walrus: Sep 22, 2006

At Tide HQ there's a marketing team with blood on their hands running through bottle after bottle of gin crying "not like this.... not like this...."

# ? Jan 22, 2018 02:22

OXBALLS DOT COM: Sep 11, 2005; by FactsAreUseless; Young Orc

ArbitraryC posted:

I thought the whole meme was joking about eating them but not eating them.

You thought wrong bitch

# ? Jan 22, 2018 02:23

Pick: Jul 19, 2009; Nap Ghost

Zorodius posted:

a person who deliberately eats laundry soap was definitely not going to navigate life's shoals without scraping the rocks once or twice

# ? Jan 22, 2018 02:23

Mr. Meagles: Apr 30, 2004; Out here, everything hurts

I...I can't resist....I gotta do it. I gotta eat tide pod chan

# ? Jan 22, 2018 02:24

BONE DOG: Jun 7, 2009; by Fluffdaddy

fucc tide pods

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moose face posted:

fucc tide pods

# ? Jan 22, 2018 02:26

Pick: Jul 19, 2009; Nap Ghost

ugh i got old too young

i feel like an ol person when i see this poo poo

im like "tide pods are expensive man don't waste those"

# ? Jan 22, 2018 02:29

Harald: Jul 10, 2009; by Fluffdaddy

moose face posted:

fucc tide pods

waht the heck?

# ? Jan 22, 2018 02:29

Who What Now: Sep 10, 2006; by Azathoth

Listen, until cyanide capsules are sold over the counter people are gonna find other ways to kill themselves.

# ? Jan 22, 2018 02:31

Extra Large Marge: Jan 21, 2004; Fun Shoe

I eat 5 bars of Irish Spring a day

# ? Jan 22, 2018 02:33

OXBALLS DOT COM: Sep 11, 2005; by FactsAreUseless; Young Orc

Lol if you rubes have fallen for the marketing bullshit that you need separate toothpaste when bar soap is almost exactly the same and works just as well

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Lolie: Jun 4, 2010; AUSGBS Thread Mum

Remember when the only unapproved use of Tide anyone worried about was as drug currency?

http://nymag.com/news/features/tide-detergent-drugs-2013-1/

https://consumerist.com/2013/01/18/how-tide-became-an-underground-currency/

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