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people at work won't use things like skype, which works well, instead of our weird video conferencing software, which barely works, since it isn't "enterprise grade". same with instant messaging. what's going on? e: link to the good posts https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3887797&pagenumber=10#post495284096 Somebody fucked around with this message at 01:56 on May 22, 2019 |
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# ? Jun 11, 2024 02:55 |
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enterprise afaik means two things: * controllable from a central location, aka your local janitorial department * ten times the price of other solutions
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working in an office is supposed to be a miserable experience enterprise grade software ensures that it is
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r u ready to WALK posted:working in an office is supposed to be a miserable experience our chinese office have rebelled and do everything on wechat or whatever now
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if you add “for business” to Skype it becomes enterprise grade and worse
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r u ready to WALK posted:working in an office is supposed to be a miserable experience
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enterprise grade means it's maintained by a smaller team, but they will bend over backwards to do what you want if you have the right service agreement 💵💵
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op it means you suspiciously can't find any info on their website, but they will send a rep out and he'll say it does basically whatever you want
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Boiled Water posted:enterprise afaik means two things:
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Silver Alicorn posted:enterprise grade means it's maintained by a smaller team, but they will bend over backwards to do what you want if you have the right service agreement
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Silver Alicorn posted:enterprise grade means it's maintained by a smaller team, but they will bend over backwards to do what you want if you have the right service agreement 💵💵 this is what they tell my boss but when i make tickets they tell me it will be fixed in next years release which i am fairly certain is a polite way of saying get hosed
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it means they have a team dedicated to tricking non tech ceos into buying it
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IzUX_1jaO_I
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it means there's an enormous services contract attached and you can open a ticket with the vendor so they don't do anything
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r u ready to WALK posted:working in an office is supposed to be a miserable experience
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r u ready to WALK posted:working in an office is supposed to be a miserable experience Vomik posted:if you add for business to Skype it becomes enterprise grade and worse
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For like 10 years there were a lot of people who did a real good job of putting the words "java" and "enterprise" really close together a lot of the time and my wires are still all crossed because of this bullshit
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java beans
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enterprise means super tiny unresizeable text designed for 1280x720
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enterprise grade: there's a systray icon, but it doesn't do anything when you click on it
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enterprise grade - sorry this won't work at home unless you open a port on your firewall and we're not telling you what it is
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enterprise grade: installing straight to a folder off c:\ and no you cant move it
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enterprise grade: .ocx files WILL be involved
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Jonny 290 posted:enterprise grade - sorry this won't work at home unless you open a port on your firewall and we're not telling you what it is there's a piece of software here that upon restart randomly assigns the licensing port from 1-65500
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our office has "enterprise grade seal of approval" stickers with the face of one of our old tech ops guys on them
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it can't do what you need it to do at your site because it needs to offer the same garbage experience to all users across the entire service area ("planet")
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remember the episode where the enterprise has a bit of a fender bender and explodes despite theoretically having numerous safety systems to prevent a reactor explosion? that's enterprise-grade
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"enterprise grade" means when there's a fault the screen explodes and sends you flying across the room
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flakeloaf posted:"enterprise grade" means when there's a fault the screen explodes and sends you flying across the room assembly step 37174: now place the block of c4 directly behind the navigation screen and connect it to the shield deflector array lmao
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just leave the tachyon polarity reversed full time, Geordi, jesus christ thats the first thing you flip every loving time
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SN6mp5hVSSc
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Jonny 290 posted:just leave the tachyon polarity reversed full time, Geordi, jesus christ thats the first thing you flip every loving time do you have any idea what that does to their mileage?? captain picard isn't made out of dilithium crystals (in most episodes)
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enterprise grade means the sales guys are the best at lying.
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Neat, we literally heard this exact sales pitch one month ago from Micro Focus It's 2019 and my company still has hundreds of computer janitors manually pushing gui buttons every day because automation is too new and scary
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Farmer Crack-rear end posted:do you have any idea what that does to their mileage?? captain picard isn't made out of dilithium crystals (in most episodes)
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enterprise-grade means it costs enough for larry ellison to buy new dock cleats for his sailboat on his hawaiian island.
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the users, they'll buy enterprise grade products because of the implication it sounds like you're saying the products are bad so they require a lot of babysitting and support to keep working? No no, you're missing the point. Our products are good, and they work exceptionally well, but they would never not buy the enterprise versions because of the implication
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me, a user and also purchaser for my enterprise: oh ok you had me going for the first part, the second part kind of threw me vendor: well mr purchaser think about it. Your users will be out there, each looking for tools. What do they see? Nothing but bespoke unsupported solutions.
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the virgin open source: apt/zypper/yum, docker image, build from source, download and install release binary. repeat whatever chosen process to upgrade the chad enterprise: run this "linux based" OVA and give it a million GB of ram or else it's unsupported.
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# ? Jun 11, 2024 02:55 |
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it will require a vm running windows xp because the web console only works with ie6
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