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this is a pizza preference safe spacehttps://www.cnn.com/2019/11/26/business/papa-johns-schnatter-interview-trnd/index.html posted:
Schnatter ate 40 Papa John’s pizzas in 30 days and tries to justify saying friend of the family poorly so are we so sure that he isn’t a goon? E: if anyone wants to use me, a member of some form of black community, to tear apart a company my rates are flexible but I will need half up front.
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# ? Nov 27, 2019 15:14 |
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# ? Nov 27, 2019 15:27 |
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Bad pizza man had 40 pies
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# ? Nov 27, 2019 15:32 |
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Papa John should start his own competing pizza company and call it "Daddy Schnatter's" and get that sweet, sweet XFL endorsement deal. I can't imagine a more fun afternoon than scarfing down a big doughy greaseball and watching some XFL. Maybe if we can bring back Surge we can also get that in the mix.
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# ? Nov 27, 2019 15:32 |
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I'm not owned I continue to insist as I cram several slices of lovely pizza down my gullet slowly turning into a wretched garlic smelling grease goblin
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# ? Nov 27, 2019 15:34 |
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do you think he spends time getting that forehead curl just right
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# ? Nov 27, 2019 15:34 |
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I bet he's just mad at the prospect of being unable to continue to afford his mega mansion or to find someone to buy it
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# ? Nov 27, 2019 15:37 |
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Oh no, now he only has all the free time anyone could ever want, hundreds of millions of dollars and lives in god drat Wayne Manor:
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# ? Nov 27, 2019 15:38 |
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I wonder what cocktail of prescription drugs it took to get him that delusional, animated and sweaty? Maybe speed, since if I ate 40 poo poo-tier pizzas in 30 days I'd look like Jabba the Hut. Hopefully there's some opiates in the mix so he can die straining on the can like Elvis.
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# ? Nov 27, 2019 15:39 |
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Toxic Mental posted:Oh no, now he only has all the free time anyone could ever want, hundreds of millions of dollars and lives in god drat Wayne Manor: i have a feeling that pond is now full of algae and dead fish and the whole place smells really bad
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# ? Nov 27, 2019 15:39 |
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Wasn't expecting the Suth'n accent. By looks alone (plus the pizza connection) I always assumed he'd be a Ey! Big-time Italian American ova heah! kinda guy.
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# ? Nov 27, 2019 15:44 |
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I imagine he probably meant that he sampled 40 pizzas (from different Papa John's locations) to be able to justify saying he had a body of evidence that quality went downhill after he was ousted, OP.
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# ? Nov 27, 2019 15:47 |
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Dr. Gojo Shioji posted:I imagine he probably meant that he sampled 40 pizzas (from different Papa John's locations) to be able to justify saying he had a body of evidence that quality went downhill after he was ousted, OP.
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# ? Nov 27, 2019 15:49 |
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That’s as many as four tens. And that’s terrible.
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# ? Nov 27, 2019 15:51 |
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Papa Jawn, please don't eat that salty pizza. Your blood pressure, man. Come on, dude. He was set up, a marked man. They put the scarlet 'R' on him like many others during the period of 16 -18.
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# ? Nov 27, 2019 15:58 |
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and i would like to know if any of you have any pics of papa john pooping a pizza while he looks nervous or embarrassed i just want to see it for a few laughs haha. another thing i am wondering is what do you think the pizzas smell like haha im just curious for laughs haha i would like to smell them
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# ? Nov 27, 2019 16:02 |
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# ? Nov 27, 2019 16:03 |
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Da papa strikes again
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# ? Nov 27, 2019 16:17 |
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# ? Nov 27, 2019 16:17 |
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After this I fear for BigMastodon's legacy.
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# ? Nov 27, 2019 16:21 |
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Remember when he said that if he wanted to give his employees health insurance it would cost 17 cents more per pizza and he actually thought people would be on his side on that injustice
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# ? Nov 27, 2019 16:22 |
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Eat Fresh MotherfuckEr
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# ? Nov 27, 2019 16:23 |
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Calling it now; "day of reckoning" will be when he doubles-down on his behavior and opens a rival chain called "Pizza N-Word"
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# ? Nov 27, 2019 16:30 |
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I'm gonna say something lovely about Papa John's pizza but I don't have one by my house so I can't remember ever trying it. The best pizza is a small place that only has one location that none of you uncultured plebs have ever heard of so I won't even bother telling you where it is!!!
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# ? Nov 27, 2019 16:30 |
https://twitter.com/nypost/status/1017957526795640837 Reminder that this whole stupid chain of events was because of a conference call where papa John was all "well colonial sanders got to say it but he didn't get in trouble " Dignity Van Houten fucked around with this message at 16:50 on Nov 27, 2019 |
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# ? Nov 27, 2019 16:47 |
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Look, it's been almost 18 hours and I think I'm legit in trouble...you gotta find me a pizza, man
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# ? Nov 27, 2019 17:04 |
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This keeps playing in my head. https://twitter.com/bubbaprog/status/1199186954883141637?s=20
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# ? Nov 27, 2019 17:08 |
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Imagine how nasty your poop gets from eating just pizza. No way you getting enough fibre from a pizza to poo poo cleanly
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# ? Nov 27, 2019 17:21 |
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he looks like he went for plastic surgery but instead ended up in the kid's section at Kohl's and filled his face with Play-Doh
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# ? Nov 27, 2019 17:24 |
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People who worked at Papa John's corporate when he was in charge would get fired if he caught them eating a non-Papa John's pizza
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# ? Nov 27, 2019 17:32 |
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BIG FLUFFY DOG posted:People who worked at Papa John's corporate when he was in charge would get fired if he caught them eating a non-Papa John's pizza I heard jimmy johns makes you sign a non compete agreement for its delivery drivers lmfao
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# ? Nov 27, 2019 17:34 |
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Milo and POTUS posted:I heard jimmy johns makes you sign a non compete agreement for its delivery drivers lmfao That's just to prevent you from using the highly-developed trade secrets you learn of using a car to drive a sandwich around for the benefit of a competitor. Perfectly normal.
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# ? Nov 27, 2019 17:37 |
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there is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of a pizza binge
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# ? Nov 27, 2019 17:45 |
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does he wipe 40 pizzas on his face before interviews? what a greasy turd
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# ? Nov 27, 2019 17:47 |
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To be fair, who among us really hasn’t been pressured into saying racist stuff?
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# ? Nov 27, 2019 18:08 |
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I can't remember who made the thread, but somebody made a joke about how Papa John was hospitalized for a suicide attempt, and when asked why he did it he just replied, 'My life is in pizzas.' Like, whoever made that thread and joke, please reveal yourself because I use that joke everywhere. This joke has cost me several friendships and a relationship.
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# ? Nov 27, 2019 18:17 |
Imagine being so empty headed and thirsty for soulless management work you lust so completely to return to running that poo poo house of a company. My man you have hundreds of millions of dollars and you want to work a corporate management gig? Jesus wept the rich should be killed
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# ? Nov 27, 2019 18:25 |
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Goodpancakes posted:Imagine being so empty headed and thirsty for soulless management work you lust so completely to return to running that poo poo house of a company. My man you have hundreds of millions of dollars and you want to work a corporate management gig? Jesus wept the rich should be killed Seems like this guy is doing it himself, but slower and greasier. God that man must shimmer in daylight
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# ? Nov 27, 2019 18:32 |
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This is some n word pizza ! -Baseball Joe “Papa John”
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# ? Nov 27, 2019 18:42 |
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Do the Right Thing is a documentary - Papa “the godfather” John
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# ? Nov 27, 2019 18:52 |