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The_Rob

Blah blah blah blah!!
sandwich box (monthly sandwich subscription box)

soil box (either soil to plant stuff in or just a soiled box a month)

opinion box (my monthly opinions)

guys box (stuff for guys. you know like hairbrushes and oil stuff like that)

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watho


The real world will, again tomorrow, function and run without me.

assorted electronics and volatile chemicals



https://thumbs.gfycat.com/BigClutteredJoey-mobile.mp4
thank u vanisher for the sig
and thank u nesamdoom for the good loops

Heather Papps

hello friend


Box box sends you 20 boxes a month, flatpacked, in a box!

Did I say 20? I meant 21!!!

cda

by Hand Knit
beach box. each month is just sand and shells from a different beach and maybe a little vial of the water.

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This thread brought to you by a tremendous dickhead!

Manifisto


castle box

each month I mail you another small piece of an actual castle for you to reassemble

also available: suspension bridge box, himalayan mountain box, sargasso sea box


ty nesamdoom!

fartzilla

how disgusting
buttplugs. each month it is slightly larger than the last month. if you give up and cancel, your name is posted publicly on a list of quitters

The_Rob

Blah blah blah blah!!

fartzilla posted:

buttplugs. each month it is slightly larger than the last month. if you give up and cancel, your name is posted publicly on a list of quitters

this is a good idea

watho


The real world will, again tomorrow, function and run without me.

infinite recursion box: each box contains itself which contains itself which contains itself which



https://thumbs.gfycat.com/BigClutteredJoey-mobile.mp4
thank u vanisher for the sig
and thank u nesamdoom for the good loops

biosterous




prank box. every month i send a box labelled "fun cool stuff that you will like wow wow!" but it is actually empty every time and you keep getting fooled



thank you saoshyant for this sig!!!
gallery of sigs


he/him

The_Rob

Blah blah blah blah!!

biosterous posted:

prank box. every month i send a box labelled "fun cool stuff that you will like wow wow!" but it is actually empty every time and you keep getting fooled

will I ever get a non prank? and that in and of itself is the prank?

Manifisto


pandora's box. unopened they are valuable collector's items. opened, well . . . we can't seem to track down anyone who has opened one


ty nesamdoom!

City of Glompton

soap box, each month you get a different type of soap, and after just three months of subscribing the boxes can be assembled into a sturdy stool


thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig

Uxzuigal

Chill Berserker Dude
Boom Box - A box that goes boom when you open it. Usually doesn't kill you, only severely mangles you. Pre-paid 1 year subscription.

Subscription also includes a gift Boom Box for one of your friends.

Ok, Boomer?

<3 <3 Vanisher

Heather Papps

hello friend


City of Glompton posted:

soap box, each month you get a different type of soap, and after just three months of subscribing the boxes can be assembled into a sturdy stool

Then you get on top and scream opinions

Manifisto


Uxzuigal posted:

Boom Box - A box that goes boom when you open it. Usually doesn't kill you, only severely mangles you. Pre-paid 1 year subscription.

Subscription also includes a gift Boom Box for one of your friends.

Ok, Boomer?


ty nesamdoom!

Manifisto


soup box - packet of instant soup shipped in a bread bowl


ty nesamdoom!

City of Glompton

Manifisto posted:

soup box - packet of instant soup shipped in a bread bowl

mmm you're makng me hungry

firebox - a box full of fire, what were you expecting? best paired with our fire extinguisher of the month club subscription


thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig

watho


The real world will, again tomorrow, function and run without me.

the unaboxer

it’s, uhhhhh, yeah it’s just a bomb



https://thumbs.gfycat.com/BigClutteredJoey-mobile.mp4
thank u vanisher for the sig
and thank u nesamdoom for the good loops

Heather Papps

hello friend


watho posted:

the unaboxer

it’s, uhhhhh, yeah it’s just a bomb

Need to appoint your tiny home in the woods? Use anarchoretrofuturist in our conversation, this matters for clicks, and the algo-rhytm

SIDS Vicious


monthly antidepressant box

watho


The real world will, again tomorrow, function and run without me.

Sid Vicious posted:

monthly antidepressant box

a new antidepressant on a semi-regular schedule has just been my life for the last few years



https://thumbs.gfycat.com/BigClutteredJoey-mobile.mp4
thank u vanisher for the sig
and thank u nesamdoom for the good loops

The_Rob

Blah blah blah blah!!

watho posted:

a new antidepressant on a semi-regular schedule has just been my life for the last few years

yeah but this one comes with a tshirt and stickers. maybe a key chain too.

xcheopis


Sid Vicious posted:

monthly antidepressant box

So a box of kittens?

watho


The real world will, again tomorrow, function and run without me.

The_Rob posted:

yeah but this one comes with a tshirt and stickers. maybe a key chain too.

i’m sold



https://thumbs.gfycat.com/BigClutteredJoey-mobile.mp4
thank u vanisher for the sig
and thank u nesamdoom for the good loops

SIDS Vicious


The keychain is dulled and the t shirts cannot be torn apart to fashion into a noose

The_Rob

Blah blah blah blah!!

Sid Vicious posted:

The keychain is dulled and the t shirts cannot be torn apart to fashion into a noose

Epstein didn’t love this box!!!

Chrs

box of poo poo

where every month I send you a box of whatever useless poo poo I have lying around.

Finger Prince


Ramen of the month club. You'd think it would be different kinds of dry instant ramen noodles and assorted flavour and dried flotsam packs, but you'd be wrong. It's a bowl of piping hot freshly made ramen from a local restaurant.

xcheopis


Chrs posted:

box of poo poo

where every month I send you a box of whatever useless poo poo I have lying around.

I'd love to have another cat, thanks!

FutonForensic

fartzilla posted:

buttplugs. each month it is slightly larger than the last month. if you give up and cancel, your name is posted publicly on a list of quitters


DeathCrabForCutie
oh fuc-
box of bees: sends you one (1) active hive each month.


sig by Pot Smoke Phoenix!

DeathCrabForCutie
oh fuc-
box of bees (discount edition): sends you a single beehive one (1) bee at a time.


sig by Pot Smoke Phoenix!

Fuzz Boxer

sticking with whatever fails
Month of the month club. Box contains:

1 wallet sized month calendar
1 desk sized month calendar
1 wall sized month calendar
1 inflatable month calendar for your yard

Our most popular months will be shipped more often but you're guaranteed 6-8 unique months per year.

Entropic

patriarchy sucks
doxx box, every month you receive a box containing another doxx boxx subscriber's billing information.

watho


The real world will, again tomorrow, function and run without me.

Entropic posted:

doxx box, every month you receive a box containing another doxx boxx subscriber's billing information.



https://thumbs.gfycat.com/BigClutteredJoey-mobile.mp4
thank u vanisher for the sig
and thank u nesamdoom for the good loops

Goons Are Gifts

Disappointing box: Every month you receive a box full of fabulous surprises and fun stuff, but it never arrives.


Fredrik1

Gopherslayer
:rock:
Schrödingers box, every month you get either a living or dead cat. Mostly depending on the length of shipping.

Fredrik1

Gopherslayer
:rock:
box box, you get a box but when you open it a spring loaded boxing glove punches you in the face. $9.99

FluffieDuckie

lol at this thread


Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!

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Escape From Noise

Fredrik1 posted:

box box, you get a box but when you open it a spring loaded boxing glove punches you in the face. $9.99

Box box, a large filled with increasingly smaller boxes with the final box containing a tiny pugilist who challenges you to a match.

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