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For me I am a grown rear end man and I still stutter. When I was younger doctors thought I had tourettes but shown no signs of ticks or anything. Instead they went with my face straining trying to get words out. Nowadays its better and I am comfortable hanging out in Kataoke bars. Also I have tonsil stones that really suck.
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Jan 17, 2020 02:40
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dick too big
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Jan 17, 2020 02:42
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Too handsome
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Jan 17, 2020 02:43
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I'm too good of a poster. It's like a overflow error that wraps back around.
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Jan 17, 2020 02:44
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I'm gay.
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Jan 17, 2020 02:46
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riddled with stds
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Jan 17, 2020 02:48
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you broke my grill posted:I'm gay. They said IMperfections
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Jan 17, 2020 02:49
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i just cant stop thinking bout those beans
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Jan 17, 2020 02:49
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i got big beefy balls OP
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Jan 17, 2020 02:59
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-dick too small -rear end is enormous -rear end is mostly hole
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Jan 17, 2020 03:00
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bad diaper rash
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Jan 17, 2020 03:04
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Despicable alcoholic.
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Jan 17, 2020 03:06
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My dick? WACK My balls? WACK My rear end? WACK The way I don't even smile? WACK They way I don't have a sense of humor? WACK But my taint? TIGHT AS gently caress
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Jan 17, 2020 03:07
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I’m glad you asked. My imperfections are not only the result of a 'lifestyle'. They're my art. They're my hope. They're the sorrow. The heartbreak. The pain. They're the profound, majestic body of art I carry, and you might say… I’m still trying to figure out what that is.
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Jan 17, 2020 03:11
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I’m a drug crazed beast with a constant erection that won’t go away no matter how many times I do it.
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Jan 17, 2020 03:13
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ELI PORTER posted:-rear end is enormous Kirk?
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Jan 17, 2020 03:21
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1) fivehead 2) insanely bad at initiating contact. to be friends with me you have to hassle me because it's not that I don't like you but I will happily sit around all day thinking about butterflies and if I think about contacting you I'll probably talk myself out of it because you're probably busy and I don't want to be a bother 3) adhd 4) alienates loved ones by swallowing negative emotions instead of dealing with them constructively 5) kind of a thot 6) facial hair grows with a weird little gap between mustache and cheek 7) sometimes when I'm jerking off and it's cold my right nut slips up under the skin of my groin, looks weird like I don't have that ball but I do it's just not staying in my scrotum for some reason 8) overshares 9) about once a month will sing at the top of my lungs for hours on end
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Jan 17, 2020 03:36
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my neck cracks every time i turn my head to the right
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Jan 17, 2020 03:38
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Nose picker (but I don't eat my boogers).
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Jan 17, 2020 03:45
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Katamari Democracy posted:tonsil stones Wait what? 
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Jan 17, 2020 03:45
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I can be condescending at times. (That’s when you talk down to someone as if they aren’t as intelligent as you)
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Jan 17, 2020 03:48
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vandalism posted:dick too big Also I have zero convictions
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Jan 17, 2020 03:51
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I have symmetry issues. Half my face looks like a troll and the other half matches
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Jan 17, 2020 04:00
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im bad at email
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Jan 17, 2020 04:01
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I can get aroused by any woman but I can only get off with elves
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Jan 17, 2020 04:01
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vandalism posted:dick too big Came here to post this
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Jan 17, 2020 04:02
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when i crack an egg i get a little bit of egg somewhere like on the stove or the wall or my shirt or something about 60% of the time
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Jan 17, 2020 04:02
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I refuse to save a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to geico
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Jan 17, 2020 04:04
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SilvergunSuperman posted:Wait what? Im so glad you asked. I never had my tonsils removed and they are so swollen. The only time when I have bad breath is when I have an uncomfortable feeling in the back of my mouth. So I have to use my tongue or a Q-tip to push those fuckers out. Mind you they smell like cat piss. So if any builds up or gets broken inside of my tonsils I immediately try to get it out in any way shape or form. Removing my tonsils will solve this problem but as of right now I can not afford to have them removed nor suffer the time off I need to be financially responsible. Parents were boomers and I could have had them done for free back in the day but parents did not want me on pain killers. Thanks mom and dad!
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Jan 17, 2020 04:04
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I put ketchup on hot dogs
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Jan 17, 2020 04:05
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which i consider to be sandwiches
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Jan 17, 2020 04:05
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I think its better that greedo shot first
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Jan 17, 2020 04:07
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I look only one way when crossing the road
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Jan 17, 2020 04:10
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She had the applebottom jeans and the boots with the fur but I didn't give that big booty a slap
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Jan 17, 2020 04:11
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I mangle Flo Rida lyrics
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Jan 17, 2020 04:12
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You could make a killing if you filmed your tonsil stone removal and put it on YouTube. You'd get the same crowd as that Dr Pimple Popper lady.
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Jan 17, 2020 04:23
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No, tonsil stones are way grosser. Google at your peril.
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Jan 17, 2020 04:33
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i dont like enough ordinary things. not always keeping up with a bunch of tv shows dont watch basketball or football not following celebrity or athlete news its a crippling flaw to my irl normalcy charade
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Jan 17, 2020 05:49
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manifold
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Jan 17, 2020 05:51
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Probably my posting.
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